L. Marcus Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . Did you have chili for lunch? A: All over the mental landscape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . Did you have chili for lunch? A: All over the mental landscape! Q: Have you found the crash of Exestintial Airlines flight 307? A: This is not the time to get into those issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not the time to get into those issues. Q: WOW! You have a complete set all the way back to Action Comics #1? Can I see? A: It really didn't start off like that; all we asked for was a way to get the hairball stains out of the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WOW! You have a complete set all the way back to Action Comics #1? Can I see? A: It really didn't start off like that; all we asked for was a way to get the hairball stains out of the carpet. Q) I leave home for 10 minutes and I come back and you are rubbing the cat's face into the carpet. What have I told you about torturing my cat? A) A sock note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) A sock note. Q: If you try and play your footware as a musical intrument, what noise do you make? A: Somewhere near the Orion Nebula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somewhere near the Orion NebulaQ. Bush wants to weaponize space because he's heard there are WMDs where? A. Beneath the stains of time, the feelings disappear; you are someone else, I am still right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Bush wants to weaponize space because he's heard there are WMDs where? A. Beneath the stains of time, the feelings disappear; you are someone else, I am still right here. Q: Can you say something that sounds Philosopically deep, but means absolutely nothing? A: It will be good sleeping weather today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It will be good sleeping weather today. Q: What do groundhogs say every February 2nd? A: Now that's a tongue twister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now that's a tongue twister! Q: Let me get this straight ... in your campaign, the illegal feeble eagle weevil upheaval came from the evil bipedal metal needle noodle treadle beagle? A: And you should see the event they have planned for the equinox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Let me get this straight ... in your campaign, the illegal feeble eagle weevil upheaval came from the evil bipedal metal needle noodle treadle beagle? A: And you should see the event they have planned for the equinox! Q. oh great. All of 5 people turned up for the Country and Western Astronomy music fest. Why are you smiling about it ? A. Given the choice I'll take being run over by a tank please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. oh great. All of 5 people turned up for the Country and Western Astronomy music fest. Why are you smiling about it ? A. Given the choice I'll take being run over by a tank please. Q: Would you rather have sex with Margret Thatcher or be run over by a Challenger Tank? A: He turned himself inward. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did the Snakeman perish? A: Pain, pain and PAIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did the Snakeman perish? A: Pain, pain and PAIN!!! Q) What were my options again? A) Fred Zepperin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What were my options again? A) Fred Zepperin Q: What band did the Japanese tourist want to see in concert? A: He couldn't find his winky witha pair of tweasers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He couldn't find his winky with a pair of tweasers.Q. I hear you finally got to Mightybec... did you really spill Shrinking Potion in his lap? A. Only time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I hear you finally got to Mightybec... did you really spill Shrinking Potion in his lap? A. Only time. Q) What heals a broken Heart? A) This message of Suckage was brought to you by HOOVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) This message of Suckage was brought to you by HOOVER!Q. Worst commercial slogan ever? A. Don't give me your hand as an alibi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Worst commercial slogan ever? A. Don't give me your hand as an alibi. Q) Sorry I couldn't help you move, but I found Miss Right last night. Why are you looking at me like that? A) Impervious Vulnerability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Impervious Vulnerability. Q: What's the name of that band all of whose members are Superheroes? A: But then the janitor showed up, and everything went to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Great Satanic Rite last night, huh? A: You and Yutte Hemgevörtsenbrötenbördra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You and Yutte Hemgevörtsenbrötenbördra. Q: Give a line in Swedish that's a sure thing to get you slapped across the face. (Your search - Hemgevörtsenbrötenbördra - did not match any documents.) A: That's a character concept that is broken as designed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Give a line in Swedish that's a sure thing to get you slapped across the face. (Your search - Hemgevörtsenbrötenbördra - did not match any documents.) A: That's a character concept that is broken as designed. Q) What do you think of my new X-Man character? He's the bastard child of Wolverine, Jean Grey, and Cable. I had Leifield draw him. You like? A) I didn't know one could vomit a bastardsword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What do you think of my new X-Man character? He's the bastard child of Wolverine, Jean Grey, and Cable. I had Leifield draw him. You like? A) I didn't know one could vomit a bastardsword. Q: Wow! The sword swallower is really sick, isn't he? A: They shut out the first five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: They shut out the first five.Q. How can you say this is a good defensive line when they've let the last two dozen attacks on their end score a goal? A. A pre-owned psalm or a second-hand Uzi, everybody's got a job to lose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How can you say this is a good defensive line when they've let the last two dozen attacks on their end score a goal? A. A pre-owned psalm or a second-hand Uzi, everybody's got a job to lose... Q) So, since the strike to your head you can only speak in "tough guy detective inner monologue"? A) Bad Fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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