Tim Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How would you describe your elected officials? A. Everything happens either not at all or at the same time. Q: How would you describe the absence of Time? A: It would help if I remembered puncuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It would help if I remembered puncuation.Q. Aside from poor spelling, what else keeps you from getting a secretarial job? A. I'm still the king of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Aside from poor spelling, what else keeps you from getting a secretarial job? A. I'm still the king of me. Q) So how did you make out in the divorce? A) Captain my captain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So how did you make out in the divorce? A) Captain my captain. Q. What was the title of the gay, navy musical Broadway hit that caused Robin Williams to sue A. You know that never happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was the title of the gay, navy musical Broadway hit that caused Robin Williams to sue A. You know that never happened to me. Q: Do you know the feeling you get when you are trampled by a herd of drunken elephants then used as a scratching post by a Bengal Tiger? A: I picked up the soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I picked up the soap. Q: How did your problems in prison begin? A: How many nearly-nude, clean-shaven, left-handed, earring-wearing, huge-bicepped, horse-rein-not-using, dancing-girl-rescuing, barbarians are there out there, anyway? Yes, I'm referring to the cover of The Valdorian Age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: How many nearly-nude' date=' clean-shaven, left-handed, earring-wearing, huge-bicepped, horse-rein-not-using, dancing-girl-rescuing, barbarians [b']are[/b] there out there, anyway? Q. What was the question that the guy asked that caused him to be beaten senseless by NATO, Storn, Elmore, Frazetta and Vallejo ? A. The problems of two people may not amount to a hill of beans in this wide world but I have to say that there ain't a hill of beans. Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. The problems of two people may not amount to a hill of beans in this wide world but I have to say that there ain't a hill of beans.Q. Why is it, O Sage, that though the whole world be beset by earthquake and hurricane and famine and war, all troubles pale next to the breaking of one's own heart? A. A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why is it, O Sage, that though the whole world be beset by earthquake and hurricane and famine and war, all troubles pale next to the breaking of one's own heart? A. A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square. Q) What could I say that Sounds deep but isn't? A) Don't go in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Don't go in there.Q. Commander Ryker' date=' what's this holodeck program you've got running, [i']Troi and Crusher: Candid[/i]? A. So let's just keep on dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Commander Ryker' date=' what's this holodeck program you've got running, [i']Troi and Crusher: Candid[/i]? A. So let's just keep on dancing. Q: I'm about ready to collapse, but there is only one other couple still left in the dance marathon. WHat should we do? A: it tastes better with blue pickles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: it tastes better with blue pickles. Q: What do you want with your green eggs & ham? The glow-in-the-dark orange radioactive habanero hot sauce from hell? A: You were right. The interest rate was too high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you want with your green eggs & ham? The glow-in-the-dark orange radioactive habanero hot sauce from hell? A: You were right. The interest rate was too high. Q) Well, did you borrow from Luthor? A) Pedialice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pedialice.Q. Well, the baby seems to be feeling better, all right, but now he's covered in tiny bite marks! What did you give him? A. I'm prepared to let you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Got it, copper!? If ya don't let me outta here, I'm blowing up you, me, and a good third of the building!!! A: . . . But they look so tasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Got it, copper!? If ya don't let me outta here, I'm blowing up you, me, and a good third of the building!!! A: . . . But they look so tasty! Q: This is a child care center, not a smorgasborg! A: I'm still here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is a child care center, not a smorgasborg! A: I'm still here. Q) So what did you get Tim for his birthday? A) Doom says that Doom is Doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Doom says that Doom is Doomed.Q. The Master spent all afternoon with that strange video device- then he smashed it to pieces in rage and stormed out? Oh, dear... and what did you say he was saying out loud to himself when he did? A. It's all that much more special when you kill to get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. It's all that much more special when you kill to get it! Q. Why don't you just call an exterminator? A. A plunger, two pounds of jello, and a tire iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. A plunger' date=' two pounds of jello, and a tire iron.[/quote'] Q: Poor ol' Lumpy Joe has been forced to have sex with Spherical Bertha tonight. What sex aids should he bring along? A: I'm so dizzy; my head is spinning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm so dizzy; my head is spinning. Q: You've been posessed by the devil. How are you feeling? A; I like it lumpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I like it lumpy. Q: Hey, how do you want your oatmeal? A: Well yeah. But Mightybec always does things like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, how do you want your oatmeal? A: Well yeah. But Mightybec always does things like that. Q: Aren't you disturbed by Mightybec putting Vaseline on your Buttocks? A: The Hitler Twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . You met who down in Brazil . . . ? A: Yea, and verily, brethren and sistren, the Good Book says that this night is a good night to PAR-TAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . You met who down in Brazil . . . ? A: Yea, and verily, brethren and sistren, the Good Book says that this night is a good night to PAR-TAY! Q. What did the announcer say that aroused Jerry Falwell's suspicions that this was not precisely the god-fearing, sober crowd it should have been ? A. The 200th Anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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