red_eagle123 Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: C'mon' date=' make your arguement so I can say something.[/quote'] Q: You've been staring at that dead fish head for 3 hours man, what are you doing with it? A: Jericho, with the walls down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've been staring at that dead fish head for 3 hours man, what are you doing with it? A: Jericho, with the walls down. Q) So what is the name of the Porno you rented? A) Sabrina, the Teen-Aged Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what is the name of the Porno you rented? A) Sabrina, the Teen-Aged Bitch. Q: So what's the Iron Age version of a sitcom witch being called? A: The reign in Spain, fell mainly due to pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The reign in Spain' date=' fell mainly due to pain.[/quote'] Q. The Inquisition just left, and now the King's abdicated! What's going on? A. I'd worry more about the ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The Inquisition just left, and now the King's abdicated! What's going on? A. I'd worry more about the ants. Q; There are giant ants building a nest in the subway, but I'm worried about what to eat for lunch. A: eat less, fight more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: eat less' date=' fight more.[/quote'] Q. The Breadmaster's evil Gingerbread Men are overwhelming us! What should we do? A. The needle, Watson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dust Raven Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The needle' date=' Watson![/quote'] Q. But what does the phlebotomist have to do with anything, Sherlock? A. No, it's a bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. But what does the phlebotomist have to do with anything, Sherlock? A. No, it's a bird. Q) What's that in the sky, is it Superman? A) Curiously enough, they had stars and bars on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What's that in the sky, is it Superman? A) Curiously enough, they had stars and bars on them. Q. Alright Mulder what makes you think these alien spacecraft are hoe grown ? A. crushed, uh-oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Alright Mulder what makes you think these alien spacecraft are hoe grown ? A. crushed, uh-oh Q: The new chemicl gammacite is stable unlesss crushed. Where is your sample? A; For he's a jolly good lassie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The new chemicl gammacite is stable unlesss crushed. Where is your sample? A; For he's a jolly good lassie Q. What phrase would anger Roddy McDowell into making a call to the local Assassin guild to permanently remove the person saying it ? (Check the film databases if you don't get the reference) A. this means no fear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dust Raven Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. this means no fear Q. What does it mean when you've been plugged so full of holes you know you're gonna die, but you just haven't dropped yet? A. Approximately 34,278. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What does it mean when you've been plugged so full of holes you know you're gonna die, but you just haven't dropped yet? A. Approximately 34,278. Q: How many votes for Kara and Rachel were lost due to a confusing ballot? A: lost in a sea of slime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted June 12, 2004 Report Share Posted June 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: lost in a sea of slime Q: Where did those who were investigating the NGD vote fraud wind up? A: don't touch it there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 12, 2004 Report Share Posted June 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did those who were investigating the NGD vote fraud wind up? A: don't touch it there Q: Can I touch it there? A: he's knot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 12, 2004 Report Share Posted June 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: he's knot Q: Is he the guy who got all tangled up? A: McTropolis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 12, 2004 Report Share Posted June 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is he the guy who got all tangled up? A: McTropolis. Q: What do you mean Luthor sold the city to a fast food chain? What's it called now? A: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a trademark infringing figure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 12, 2004 Report Share Posted June 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean Luthor sold the city to a fast food chain? What's it called now? A: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a trademark infringing figure! Q: Why are all the lawyers casing SuperDuperMan? A: Star of stage, screen, and outer space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 12, 2004 Report Share Posted June 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are all the lawyers casing SuperDuperMan? A: Star of stage, screen, and outer space Q) Hi, do you know who I am? A) Thirty teased haired, leather pants wearing, girlie men can't be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 13, 2004 Report Share Posted June 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Thirty teased haired' date=' leather pants wearing, girlie men can't be wrong.[/quote'] Q. Are you sure Ricky Martin's groupies are right about this? A. Bake the hall in the candle of her brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 13, 2004 Report Share Posted June 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are you sure Ricky Martin's groupies are right about this? A. Bake the hall in the candle of her brain. Q) Okay, I have the Mother-in-law of Satan on her way over here; what did the book say to do next? A) I didn't know Bile was a color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 13, 2004 Report Share Posted June 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Okay, I have the Mother-in-law of Satan on her way over here; what did the book say to do next? A) I didn't know Bile was a color. Q: So, what do you think of my work? I call this one "Hatred, Loathing, and Angst... with a bunny." A: In bleakest bar, in darkest den, no booze shall escape my whim, let those who relish bathtub gin, join me now in liquid sin! death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 13, 2004 Report Share Posted June 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are you sure Ricky Martin's groupies are right about this? A. Bake the hall in the candle of her brain. Q: WHat is your favorite alliterative phrase? A: What is he asking us to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 13, 2004 Report Share Posted June 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what do you think of my work? I call this one "Hatred, Loathing, and Angst... with a bunny." A: In bleakest bar, in darkest den, no booze shall escape my whim, let those who relish bathtub gin, join me now in liquid sin! Q) Oh Crap! Its the Red Lantern! Didn't you hear his battle cry? A) He's asking us to "dance the forbidden dance" while wearing clown shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) He's asking us to "dance the forbidden dance" while wearing clown shoes. Q. What was Mightybec's latest Presidential announcement? A. Have a popover, froggie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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