Tim Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was Mightybec's latest Presidential announcement? A. Have a popover, froggie. Q: What was Mightybec's latest presidential announcement? A: No running with your finger in your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Mightybec's latest presidential announcement? A: No running with your finger in your nose. Q) What was Mightybec's....okay that's getting old already What is the first rule in the best seller: Etiquette, by Emo? A) Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What was Mightybec's....okay that's getting old already What is the first rule in the best seller: Etiquette, by Emo? A) Tuesday. Q. I'm President Bush and I tell you I can do anything ! So what do you think I should abolish today ? A. Renegade steer clear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I'm President Bush and I tell you I can do anything ! So what do you think I should abolish today ? A. Renegade steer clear Q: I hear they have come out with a new spray to stop stampedes. Do you know what it is called? A: We have one of those coming up this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear they have come out with a new spray to stop stampedes. Do you know what it is called? A: We have one of those coming up this week. Q. Have you heard about this new management incentive scheme for employees ? Basically they cover you in custard and throw you into a pit of rabid weasels. A. a tournament, tournament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. a tournament' date=' tournament[/quote'] Q: Hey, have you heard how they're going to pick their new Little Ceasar's 'Pizza Pizza' spokesperson? A: Plug the Whatchamacallit into the whozimabobbit and flip the thingamajig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, have you heard how they're going to pick their new Little Ceasar's 'Pizza Pizza' spokesperson? A: Plug the Whatchamacallit into the whozimabobbit and flip the thingamajig. Q. When governor of Texas how did George W Bush explain the process of executing prisoners on Death Row ? A. cavalier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. cavalier Q: Okay, so we've named most of our new line of squidgy widgets after codes of conduct. Are there any other name suggestions for the bright neon white, extra large brand we have yet to name? A: Snap into a Slim Jim, ooooh yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Snap into a Slim Jim' date=' ooooh yeah![/quote'] Q: Good morning Mr. Savage. I'm Thrakazog with WNGD News. Do you have any comment on the recent rumors that you've become obsessed with your old advertising campaign slogans? A: I voted for it before I voted against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Good morning Mr. Savage. I'm Thrakazog with WNGD News. Do you have any comment on the recent rumors that you've become obsessed with your old advertising campaign slogans? A: I voted for it before I voted against it. Q. Congressman Thrakazog what do you say about this new bill about voting irregularities ? A. A tournament of lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. A tournament of lies Q: How would you describe most political systems? A: We'll need the extra caffienated coffee this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you describe most political systems? A: We'll need the extra caffienated coffee this time. Q: What is often heard at HERO offices when it cuts close to deadline? A: Yes, that's how I got the arrow in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' that's how I got the arrow in my head.[/quote'] Q: Finally built that automatic crossbow? A: It crawled out of Swamp of Despair and headed for the nearest IHOP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 14, 2004 Report Share Posted June 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Finally built that automatic crossbow? A: It crawled out of Swamp of Despair and headed for the nearest IHOP. Q) Did you see a Syrup Elemental go by? A) Thirteen O'Clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Did you see a Syrup Elemental go by? A) Thirteen O'Clock Q: What time did Winston Smith get off work? A: Spill a little blood, drink a little wine, have an orgy afterwared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Spill a little blood' date=' drink a little wine, have an orgy afterwared.[/quote'] Q: So Tim, what are your plans this weekend? A: Queer Eye For The Gamer Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Tim, what are your plans this weekend? A: Queer Eye For The Gamer Guy. Q) What's that show you are watching? The one with all the heavyset dudes crying in thier parent's basements? A) Dude, where's my nutsacK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What's that show you are watching? The one with all the heavyset dudes crying in thier parent's basements? A) Dude, where's my nutsacK? Q: Man, my dog really loves what ever she found there to play with. She keeps tossing it up and down in the air, only to crack it between her fangs. I wonder what it is? A: It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie, yellow ,polka dot bikini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man, my dog really loves what ever she found there to play with. She keeps tossing it up and down in the air, only to crack it between her fangs. I wonder what it is? A: It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie, yellow ,polka dot bikini. Q) ...and the murder weapon officer Hermit? A) Panda-Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man, my dog really loves what ever she found there to play with. She keeps tossing it up and down in the air, only to crack it between her fangs. I wonder what it is? A: It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie, yellow ,polka dot bikini. Q: What was I wearing yesterday? A: It's microscopically good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Beat ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Beat ya. Yeah, but I gave an answer that'll give 'em somethin' to think about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was I wearing yesterday? A: It's microscopically good! Q: How was your love session with Mightybec? A: I feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Yeah' date=' but I gave an answer that'll give 'em somethin' to think about. [/quote'] Yeah, thanks for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How was your love session with Mightybec? A: I feel dirty. Q: Have you talked to Mightybec recently? A: Tan lines suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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