AngryBug Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 333' date=' the number of Satan's half-wit cousin.[/quote'] Q. Say, I never noticed that birthmark on your forehead before, it looks almost like... omigod! That's not the number of the beast, is it? A. The aftertaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Chad, your subconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity This means you are full of questions about life, people, and the potential of your future. You spend more time than others envisioning the possibilities of your life — things that others are too afraid to consider. Your curiosity burns with an almost physical need to know and do more. It's only through new experiences that you feel a greater understanding of yourself or the world — which ultimately is the greatest way for you to feel satisfied. It is possible that the underlying reason for your drive towards curiosity is a deeply rooted fear of boredom. That means that you are probably more susceptible than others to feel like you're falling into a rut when life slows down into a comfortable routine. You need to make sure you have stimulation in your life — that makes you feel like you're innovating or being exposed to the ideas and experiences that truly inspire you. With such a strong orientation towards curiosity, you're also prone to a rebellious quality that shows up when you feel you are just going through the motions, and are unable to really influence the world around you. But interestingly enough, your drive towards novel experiences also indicates an openness others don't have, but wish they did. Unconsciously, your curiosity presses you to learn more, experience more, and get the most out of life. Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Curiosity, there is much more to who you are at your core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: (to Enforcer84 above) What's the results of your inkspot test? A. The aftertaste. Q: What does Grond really like about Seeker? A: Because I was so tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I was so tired. Q: Why did you let Grond eat Seeker? A: Mouthwash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you let Grond eat Seeker? A: Mouthwash Q: What did you give Grond after he ate Seeker? A: to and From all trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: to and From all trains. Q: "Yes, I asked Tim to make the new sign to show where the train platform is. What makes you think he's dyslexic?" A: They don't bounce so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Yes, I asked Tim to make the new sign to show where the train platform is. What makes you think he's dyslexic?" A: They don't bounce so well. Q: Mega dude, Why don't you just toss the ninjas away? A: It's what drove me to nihilism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mega dude' date=' Why don't you just [i']toss[/i] the ninjas away? A: It's what drove me to nihilism. Q: Why don't you want to get rid of that old Ford Escort? A: He will deliver lots of speeches, to many different politicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He will deliver lots of speeches' date=' to many different politicians.[/quote'] Q. So, the Premier has promised decisive action on Health Care, Education, Car Insurance and rising Utility Costs? That's great! What's his plan? A. See, now, that's why I never volunteer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim_McCoy Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. See, now, that's why I never volunteer. Q. Why does this always happen to me? A. He lives here. You're only visiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why does this always happen to me? A. He lives here. You're only visiting Q: Waaaah, why is Bush having me, Al Gore, pushed out of the White House? A: I'm the Slim Lon Chaney, the Slim Chaney, the Slim Lon Chaney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Waaaah, why is Bush having me, Al Gore, pushed out of the White House? A: I'm the Slim Lon Chaney, the Slim Chaney, the Slim Lon Chaney. Q: I heard you saw Lon Chaney's corpse rise from the grave and start singing. What did he sing? A: Stop by their offices behind the convenience store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 30, 2004 Report Share Posted July 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stop by their offices behind the convenience store. Q. Hey, wait a minute... are you sure these guys are real pharmacists? A. This is NOT the right kind of a bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 30, 2004 Report Share Posted July 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey, wait a minute... are you sure these guys are real pharmacists? A. This is NOT the right kind of a bed... Q: I brought my waterbed for those fish you want to save. A: It's going to be 3-nothing when this thing comes down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 30, 2004 Report Share Posted July 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's going to be 3-nothing when this thing comes down. Q: So what's your Release to Recovery ratio with those helium-filled balloons? A: It would be a lot easier if you wouldn't keep "testing" the demolitions. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 30, 2004 Report Share Posted July 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) The ticker went Blowie! What now? A) Purple Platypi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 30, 2004 Report Share Posted July 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Purple Platypi! Q: So you don' see Pink Elephants when yer drunk. Shooo, whaddo you see? A: Screw you guys. I'm going home. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 30, 2004 Report Share Posted July 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you don' see Pink Elephants when yer drunk. Shooo, whaddo you see? A: Screw you guys. I'm going home. Doc Q: Quickly Master Frodo, throw the ring into mount doom! A: Yes, that was very generous of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 30, 2004 Report Share Posted July 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Quickly Master Frodo, throw the ring into mount doom! A: Yes, that was very generous of you. Q) Look I gave her syphylis didn't I? A) Pablo Paprazzi death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 31, 2004 Report Share Posted July 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Look I gave her syphylis didn't I? A) Pablo Paprazzi Q: Who is that painter that is following you around trying to paint you in compromising positions? A: We are going to be talking to science fiction literature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 31, 2004 Report Share Posted July 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is that painter that is following you around trying to paint you in compromising positions? A: We are going to be talking to science fiction literature. Q: So, Personification Man, what will we be talking to for advice on how to bring down Dr. Naughty? A: Mmmm, yummmy *burp* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 31, 2004 Report Share Posted July 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mmmm' date=' yummmy *burp*[/quote'] Q. So, Mr. Galactus, what did you think of Earth? A. That's the biz, sweetheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 31, 2004 Report Share Posted July 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, Mr. Galactus, what did you think of Earth? A. That's the biz, sweetheart. Q: I really want to get into show business, but it seems so preditory? A: Make sure it covers the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 1, 2004 Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Make sure it covers the area. Q. How big does it need to be? A. Take me to your litre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 1, 2004 Report Share Posted August 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How big does it need to be? A. Take me to your litre. Q: G'Day Mr. Space Alien. You want to speak with the PM or go to the pub first? A: I really ought to be eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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