AngryBug Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I really ought to be eaten. Q. Why do you feel guilty about pursuing a crime-fighting career, Gingerbread Man? A. Dealcoholized beer, decaffeineated coffee, and herbal cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim_McCoy Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Dealcoholized beer, decaffeineated coffee, and herbal cigarettes. Q. To what do you attribute your long, dull, pointless life?? A. Because it's there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. To what do you attribute your long, dull, pointless life?? A. Because it's there. Q: Why do we go there? A. Selma Hayek and Catherine-Zeta Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do we go there? A. Selma Hayek and Catherine-Zeta Jones Q) So who were the principals in my first wet dream after seeing Zorro? A) Jim Carey and Al Roker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So who were the principals in my first wet dream after seeing Zorro? A) Jim Carey and Al Roker. Q. Who were the principals in Enforcer84's first wet dream after seeing The Mask ? A. Please Hammer, don't hurt them Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Who were the principals in Enforcer84's first wet dream after seeing The Mask ? A. Please Hammer, don't hurt them Q: Are you insane? Stop swinging that hammer at the rest of the gaming group. A; It's not only locally grown, it's 88 cents a pound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; It's not only locally grown' date=' it's 88 cents a pound.[/quote'] Q: What's the story behind this quality catnip, Tim? A: Just one week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the story behind this quality catnip, Tim? A: Just one week. Q: How long was your last marathon gaming session? A: The Return of the Mightybecs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How long was your last marathon gaming session? A: The Return of the Mightybecs. Q: What was that movie? It was th most frightening thing I've ever seen! A: The second most frightening thing I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was that movie? It was th most frightening thing I've ever seen! A: The second most frightening thing I've ever seen. Q: What did you think of that nude picture of Hyperman and the sheep? A: You need to chew gum for at least 10 to 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you think of that nude picture of Hyperman and the sheep? A: You need to chew gum for at least 10 to 15 minutes. Q. How do I get rid of that awful taste ? A. I don't care if it is hot in here, you put your clothes back on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I don't care if it is hot in here' date=' you put your clothes back on[/quote'] Q: What is often overheard when Mightybec comes over for a visit? A: That was just the warm-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is often overheard when Mightybec comes over for a visit? A: That was just the warm-up. Q: What is often overheard when Mightybec comes over for a visit? A: It's like a thousand souls screaming out in abject horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is often overheard when Mightybec comes over for a visit? A: It's like a thousand souls screaming out in abject horror. Q) So, what's Death Tribble's singing like? (Gotcha!) A) A host of Angels...on Crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is often overheard when Mightybec comes over for a visit? A: It's like a thousand souls screaming out in abject horror. Q: How would you describe Mightybec's visit? A: Soylent Cotton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you describe Mightybec's visit? A: Soylent Cotton. Q: What is the other other white cloth? (As opposed to the other white meat...) A: A Virgo with Snapple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Virgo with Snapple Q: Mega-Corp needs a new spokesmodel to frontline it's subversive plot to take over the world, but we don't know how to present it to the public. Any suggestions? A) A host of Angels...on Crack. Q: What's a really nice way to describe the NGD posters? A: The Abyssmal meet the Petulant and give birth to the Unnatural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Abyssmal meet the Petulant and give birth to the Unnatural. Q: What was your opinion of the Democratic National Convention? A: Produce the best summer picks in town. red_eagle123 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was your opinion of the Democratic National Convention? A: Produce the best summer picks in town. Q) well, what should we do now? A) The Antipasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim_McCoy Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Antipasta. Q) Damn you stink! What did you eat?? A) We're not in Kansas anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 2, 2004 Report Share Posted August 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Damn you stink! What did you eat?? A) We're not in Kansas anymore. Q) Why do the signs all say welcom to Nebraska? A) Three tickets to paradise, actually. Bring your sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Three tickets to paradise' date=' actually. Bring your sister.[/quote'] Q: *Eve says* Adam honey, did you finally get those two tickets to paradise you've been promising me? A: Wow, that's the quickest pizza delivery I've ever had! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wow' date=' that's the quickest pizza delivery I've ever had![/quote'] Q: Hello. I'm Wally West. Did you just hang up the phone from ordering this meat lovers special? A: It's like K-Mart, only without the class. AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like K-Mart' date=' only without the class.[/quote'] Q: So, tell me again why I should shop at S-Mart? A: Only if Klytus allows you to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, tell me again why I should shop at S-Mart? A: Only if Klytus allows you to. Q: White Heat, Can I watch you frolic naked in the forest? A: The vampire ordered a Bloody Mary. White Heat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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