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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Name an event that would be wonderful in a strip club, but horrifying at a Feminazi rally?

 

Answer: Joan Rivers, Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004

 

A. What is the surest sign that you've slipped into some unGodly Hell dimension?

 

Q. Faith for fun, but Buffy for getting the job done.

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Originally posted by OddHat

Q: What's a slogan you don't often hear in a monastery?

 

A: Your lips, they are like two sort of red-pink fleshy things on your face.

 

Q. When do actuarial accountants say when they want to be romantic?

 

A. We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the harder way.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: What is that you're chewing in class?

 

Answer: A very small super-nova

 

Q. When testing hyperdrive motors, what's the worst that could happen?

 

A. Please hand me that piano.

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Originally posted by Nemesis

Q: I hear Hermit just saw the hairdresser to get highlights. Why's he wearing that hat?

 

A: Bloomingdale's had it on sale.

 

Q. Rachel, why is Steve Ball wearing that Saluki like a hat?

 

 

A. 10,000 quarts of baby oil

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