Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: You can't defeat me! I'm a Leo. Q: Famous Last Words, #1784? Answer: Hootie and the Hooters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: Hootie and the Hooters. Q: Name the saddest nostalgia act of 2022. A: Ten thousand women screaming your name at one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: Ten thousand women screaming your name at one time. Q: Name an event that would be wonderful in a strip club, but horrifying at a Feminazi rally? Answer: Joan Rivers, Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Name an event that would be wonderful in a strip club, but horrifying at a Feminazi rally? Answer: Joan Rivers, Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004 A. What is the surest sign that you've slipped into some unGodly Hell dimension? Q. Faith for fun, but Buffy for getting the job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Faith for fun, but Buffy for getting the job done. Q: What's a slogan you don't often hear in a monastery? A: Your lips, they are like two sort of red-pink fleshy things on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: What's a slogan you don't often hear in a monastery? A: Your lips, they are like two sort of red-pink fleshy things on your face. Q. When do actuarial accountants say when they want to be romantic? A. We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the harder way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the harder way. Q: As a bank loan officer in training, what is the proper thing to say to a client when they are late with a payment? A: Six of one, half a dozen of the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: Six of one, half a dozen of the other Q: Name two rejected Borg characters from Star Trek: Voyager. A: He keeps me in stitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: He keeps me in stitches. Q: So Igorina, why are you dating Doctor Frankenschtein? A: Not the cheese! Not the cheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Q: What was Arthur's second choice for a battlecry? Answer: Long John Silverberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What did the flesh golem say of the necromancer? Answer: Long John Silverberg Q: You say you're a Jewish porn star? A: I hope you brought enough penguins for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: I hope you brought enough penguins for everyone. Q: What is that you're chewing in class? Answer: A very small super-nova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is that you're chewing in class? Answer: A very small super-nova Q. When testing hyperdrive motors, what's the worst that could happen? A. Please hand me that piano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 A. Please hand me that piano. Q: Ironclad, how are you planning on stopping Dr. Destroyer? A: Captain America's shield, Iron Man's armor, and Thor's hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Captain America's shield, Iron Man's armor, and Thor's hammer. Q: So Saphire likes to keep trophies of her amorous conquests, does she? Like what? A. Easy, I used the "turbo" setting on the electric beater. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Captain America's shield, Iron Man's armor, and Thor's hammer. Q: What are the leading icons being considered to market a new line of contraceptives to geeks? A: Huge hands, tiny feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: What are the leading icons being considered to market a new line of contraceptives to geeks? A: Huge hands, tiny feet Q:I'm confused, how does that mesurement thing go? A: Pink Cadillac Ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q:I'm confused, how does that mesurement thing go? A: Pink Cadillac Ladies Q: so, what's the name of that streetgang again? A: He has a large red S on his chest, and tiger stripe speedos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: He has a large red S on his chest, and tiger stripe speedos! Q: Who do I not want to meet at a bar? A: Overtime sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q: Who do I not want to meet at a bar? A: Overtime sucks. Q: Why did you go on an interstate killing spree that cost the lives of 47 members of uppermanagement? A: It's purple, with yellow polka dots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: It's purple, with yellow polka dots. Q: I hear Hermit just saw the hairdresser to get highlights. Why's he wearing that hat? A: Bloomingdale's had it on sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q: I hear Hermit just saw the hairdresser to get highlights. Why's he wearing that hat? A: Bloomingdale's had it on sale. Q. Rachel, why is Steve Ball wearing that Saluki like a hat? A. 10,000 quarts of baby oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. 10,000 quarts of baby oil Q: What do you get if you wring out 5,000 babies? A: That has to be the silliest question I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis A: That has to be the silliest question I've ever heard. Q: So... who likes sex? Answer: Twenty-two thousand miles of string (in 3" lengths) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 Answer: Twenty-two thousand miles of string (in 3" lengths) Q: What is the perfect Christmas gift to get for 1.25 million cats? A: Black, blue, yellow, and green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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