aylwin13 Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Bumblebees but only on Monday. Q: What do you prefer in your omlettes? A: Well, I never... ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: What do you prefer in your omlettes? A: Well, I never... ! Q: When was the last time you actually had sex? A: Lady Jay, A Jay Bird, and Bird on a wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: When was the last time you actually had sex? A: Lady Jay, A Jay Bird, and Bird on a wire. Q: What is Duke's favorite sexual fantasy? A: "Okay, I'll watch the movie, but only if I can sit on the front row and get smashed on some good pot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole A: "Okay, I'll watch the movie, but only if I can sit on the front row and get smashed on some good pot." Q: Hey, you wanna go see "Gigli" with us? A: When the winds howl, the thunder roars and the lightning strikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: Hey, you wanna go see "Gigli" with us? A: When the winds howl, the thunder roars and the lightning strikes. Q. How will I know that Ben and J-Lo have made another film together? A. Foxbat! And in my spiderman underoos no less! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. How will I know that Ben and J-Lo have made another film together? A. Foxbat! And in my spiderman underoos no less! Q: Who broke in to your house last night? An d what were you wearing when you suprised him? A: Total Annihilation. One Bowl, One Hundred Percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Total Annihilation. One Bowl, One Hundred Percent. Q: How does the latest cereal, Extreme Bran, affect your colon? A: And that, my friends, is a sad, sad way to reach 1000 posts. -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: How does the latest cereal, Extreme Bran, affect your colon? A: And that, my friends, is a sad, sad way to reach 1000 posts. -AA Q: Why did you start all those threads on how America sucks? A: Dexter's Labratory, Castle Grayskull, and the local Krispy Cremes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Dexter's Labratory, Castle Grayskull, and the local Krispy Cremes. Q: Name three evil organizations Doctor Destroyer is too much of a nitwit to run. A: She told me it wouldn't hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: Name three evil organizations Doctor Destroyer is too much of a nitwit to run. A: She told me it wouldn't hurt! Q: You and your wife tried what last night? A: "I'm a guardian angel, it's my job to save people's lives... even when they act like ungrateful assholes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 A: "I'm a guardian angel, it's my job to save people's lives... even when they act like ungrateful assholes." Q: So, do you find your new angel duties fulfilling? A: It'll only take 100,000 pounds of chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: It'll only take 100,000 pounds of chocolate. Q: So I hear you have a plan to kill Takophanes? A: Meet my mother, the cow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Meet my mother, the cow! Q: Is it true your mother has a slight weight problem? A: It has to be EXACTLY $423.32 -- I have a feeling it will be the 32 cents that will be the hard part... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: It has to be EXACTLY $423.32 -- I have a feeling it will be the 32 cents that will be the hard part... Q: How much are you willing to pay in taxes ths year? A: DUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 Q. I'm sorry I did not hear that reply, you'll have to speak up. What form of fowl includes Mallards ? A. 6,000 years of Civilisation to get to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. 6,000 years of Civilisation to get to this. Q: What is the saddest thing about the California recall election? A: Three kittens, two cows and a canary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Three kittens, two cows and a canary. Q:How many animals that you own start with 'C'? A: Home, Home on Legrange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Home, Home on Legrange Q: What's the national anthem of the first permanent space colony? A: Don't make me do math...math makes me psychotically violent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: Don't make me do math...math makes me psychotically violent... Q: That was a good meal...So Doctor Mathamaniac, how much should we tip? A: You never loved the Cheese Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: You never loved the Cheese Man! Q: Why don't you like the Egg Man? A: On toast, yes...on THAT part of the body, NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: On toast, yes...on THAT part of the body, NO! Q: Do you want some grape Jam? A: Icicle, Icicle, I want to lick my Icicle. (to the tune of 'Bicycle Race' by Queen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Q: Why are you standing outside in the snow in your underwear? A: The Candy Man can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: The Candy Man can! Q: PMS Woman and the Fat Bottom Girls are attacking the city! Who can save us now?!? A: They just don't make them like they used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Q. So what happened to that "escape proof" prison you put Grond into? A. The Transformers Movie Soundtrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. So what happened to that "escape proof" prison you put Grond into? A. The Transformers Movie Soundtrack. Q: What soundtrack not nominated for a Grammy should have won? A: Mars, Venus, and Mercury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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