death tribble Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the back of your pants all sticky? A: SETI says it's true Q. Why do you persist in saying that the alien autopsy video is true ? A. He had a nickname at the academy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Oh' date=' God! My back hurts!! [/quote'] Hope you feel better. But my stomach knows where your back is coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. He had a nickname at the academy Q: Who's Ensign Shuckfeep? I never heard that name before. A: I told you, it's the first line in the recipe. "Blanch the rhinoceros in the coconut milk." Says nothing about peeling it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I told you' date=' it's the first line in the recipe. "Blanch the rhinoceros in the coconut milk." Says nothing about peeling it first.[/quote'] Q:We're going to have to use a splitting maul on tonight's roast, AGAIN. I'm sure you must be cooking it wrong; why does it keep coming out like this? A: Two birthday candles, 200 cm of fishing line, half a kilogram of black powder, a couple-hundred finishing nails, a blasting cap, and a rubber duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q:We're going to have to use a splitting maul on tonight's roast' date=' [b']AGAIN[/b]. I'm sure you must be cooking it wrong; why does it keep coming out like this? A: Two birthday candles, 200 cm of fishing line, half a kilogram of black powder, a couple-hundred finishing nails, a blasting cap, and a rubber duck. Q) So, what did the doc find when you went in for your colonoscopy? A) Double bill, Rick Springfield and Ozzy Osbourne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Double bill, Rick Springfield and Ozzy Osbourne. Q: What's a sure sign you are going to an Eighties concert? A: The duck quacked, so I got water all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So how's that natural bladder control therapy going? A) Fire Team Alphalfa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . What was it you called your Bunnies & Burrows group again? A: You and whose cronies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You and whose cronies? Q: Will you come quietly, Mr. Libby, or do we have to take you by force? A: "Rocky Mountain High, Colora-" Blam! Blam! Blam! "DIE YOU SON OF A *****!!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will you come quietly, Mr. Libby, or do we have to take you by force? A: "Rocky Mountain High, Colora-" Blam! Blam! Blam! "DIE YOU SON OF A *****!!!!!!!!!!!" Q) So you want to hear my John Denver Renditions? A) The Silver Pig holds the cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Silver Pig holds the cash. Q: OK, so the Gold Dog has the guns, the Brass Monkey is carrying the ammo, the Pewter Pigeon has the communications gear, and the Lead Cat has the medical supplies. But who's holding the money? A: Yes, but do you have any fish?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, so the Gold Dog has the guns, the Brass Monkey is carrying the ammo, the Pewter Pigeon has the communications gear, and the Lead Cat has the medical supplies. But who's holding the money? A: Yes, but do you have any fish?!? Q) So if I asked a question, but you didn't answer; what would it look like? A) John Von Blowfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) John Von Blowfish. Q: And number 6 on the list of people not to take a bite out of literally is? A: We forgot the kitty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We forgot the kitty! Q. Why are you going back into that shark infested custard ? A. And that's what is going into my field report Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are you going back into that shark infested custard ? A. And that's what is going into my field report Q: SO you say I've planted 30 acres of low grade marajuana and it is now infested with mites and should be burned? A: stand downwind then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: SO you say I've planted 30 acres of low grade marajuana and it is now infested with mites and should be burned? A: stand downwind then. Q. Do you think Zornwil's constipation is at an end ? A. The cold is the only thing keeping him alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Do you think Zornwil's constipation is at an end ? A. The cold is the only thing keeping him alive Q) Jeez, did hell freeze over? Who's in charge of the thermostat here? Frosty the Snowman? A) Anatomically incorrect, but I like him better that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Jeez, did hell freeze over? Who's in charge of the thermostat here? Frosty the Snowman? A) Anatomically incorrect, but I like him better that way. Q: WHat is your opinion of Ron Jeremy? A: It's the tornado's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat is your opinion of Ron Jeremy? A: It's the tornado's fault. Q) What did those kids do to the justice league headquarters? A) You're fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did those kids do to the justice league headquarters? A) You're fired. Q: We have another show in ten minutes! WHAT did you tell the Human cannonball? A: That'll cost you extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Do you know this salad has a BIG BUG in it? Horrible monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Horrible monsters. Q: You are all grotesque mutants, and you've formed a band. What are you calling it? A: We found it about page 100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You are all grotesque mutants, and you've formed a band. What are you calling it? A: We found it about page 100. Q: Did you find the plot in that book you are reading? A: I need chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Do you have the munchies ? A: Lightning Rods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Do you have the munchies ? A: Lightning Rods. Q: Whya re you carring those two metal rods in this Thinderstorm? A: I totally disagree with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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