ghost-angel Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Whya re you carring those two metal rods in this Thinderstorm? A: I totally disagree with you. Q: What's your thoughts on the sun rising every morning? A: Yeah, that'll hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' that'll hurt.[/quote']Q. If you don't stop being so nasty, I'll have no choice but to never speak to you again! A. Insincerity is the new sincerity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. If you don't stop being so nasty, I'll have no choice but to never speak to you again! A. Insincerity is the new sincerity. Q: I'm sorry, but is that a hat? A: cell phone, side ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, but is that a hat? A: cell phone, side ways. Q. What sort of communication do they use in prisons and what limitation does it suffer ? A. The truth is out there but so are lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, what was the most profound thing you heard at Agent Mulder's retirement party? A) The Star-Spangled Banner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, what was the most profound thing you heard at Agent Mulder's retirement party? A) The Star-Spangled Banner. Q: Marvel has designed a patriotic outfit for the Hulk. What are they renameing him? A: There are Booms as well as Busts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Marvel has designed a patriotic outfit for the Hulk. What are they renameing him? A: There are Booms as well as Busts. Q: Why are you so interested in that lingerie shop? A: Forks. Lots of forks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Marvel has designed a patriotic outfit for the Hulk. What are they renameing him? A: There are Booms as well as Busts. You get points for using the same question I was thinking of. Q) What did you like best about sneaking into the Laker Girls' Locker room? A) With my flyswatter 5001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you so interested in that lingerie shop? A: Forks. Lots of forks. Q) How did you take down Leviathan? A) With my Flyswatter 5001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How did you take down Leviathan? A) With my Flyswatter 5001. Q: How did you kill 5 with one blow? A: I came home from work and it was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How did you take down Leviathan? A) With my Flyswatter 5001. Q: I'm sorry, how did you say you were planning on conquering Laos? A: And three tons of mint fudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, how did you say you were planning on conquering Laos? A: And three tons of mint fudge. Q: How did you kill 5 with one blow? A: I came home from work and it was gone. You guys gotta stop this. Q) What did you do with the? What was it again Ghost-Angel? Yeah that! What did you do with it, Tim? A) Tell them Bob sent you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you kill 5 with one blow? A: I came home from work and it was gone. Q: How many pints of Guinness did you drink again? A: fourteen and that's all I'm saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many pints of Guinness did you drink again? A: fourteen and that's all I'm saying. Q) How many times are you guys going to double post? A) And that's what Tim said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How many times are you guys going to double post? A) And that's what Tim said. Q: Say what again? A: Learn to duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say what again? A: Learn to duck. Q) (really a statement...) OWWWWWWWWW you booted me in the head?! A) Blue morning. Blue Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) (really a statement...) OWWWWWWWWW you booted me in the head?! A) Blue morning. Blue Day. Q: how was your weekend with the Smurfs? A: I miss them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: how was your weekend with the Smurfs? A: I miss them. Q) So, how was your weekend with the Smurfs? A) And a powder blue cadillac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: how was your weekend with the Smurfs? A: I miss them. Q: So what do ya think about them hot asian chicks A: champagne, jar of peanut butter and a case of kazoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions HAHAHA Beat you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, how was your weekend with the Smurfs? A) And a powder blue cadillac. Q: Ok, you plan on beating Enforcer84 with a hammer? A: It's not "evil" just "moderately unkind" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok, you plan on beating Enforcer84 with a hammer? A: It's not "evil" just "moderately unkind" Q: What's your opinion of the new, kinder and gentler evil? A: Well oiled skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your opinion of the new, kinder and gentler evil? A: Well oiled skin. Q: How do you keep warm at night? A: paperbag on my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you keep warm at night? A: paperbag on my head. Q: and how do you keep warm at night?? A: Or, perhaps, on Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: and how do you keep warm at night?? A: Or, perhaps, on Thursday. Q. What about putting Cheney through the bacon slicer and then the acid bath on Wednesday ? A. One of my favourite movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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