Tim Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What new weapon signalled a devastating escalation in conflict between the under 10s ? A. Not now Q: So, DO you have any hope of winning the NGD presidential election? A: It' not right to honor someone who killed other people at Washington University. Even if they did fight for the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, DO you have any hope of winning the NGD presidential election? A: It' not right to honor someone who killed other people at Washington University. Even if they did fight for the country. Q. What is the problem with giving an honoury degree to Garth Brooks ? A. That's not funny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's not funny ! Q: Did you hear the one about Death Tribble getting beaten up by a cute little owl, and a kitty-cat? A: Dyslexics of the World, Untie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear the one about Death Tribble getting beaten up by a cute little owl, and a kitty-cat? A: Dyslexics of the World, Untie! Q. What slogan was never read by the people it was meant to inspire and when told what it read caused the Great Following Over and Trip Up crisis of 1987 ? A. It's the night before Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What slogan was never read by the people it was meant to inspire and when told what it read caused the Great Following Over and Trip Up crisis of 1987 ? A. It's the night before Christmas Q) Why is there no stirring in this house? A) 50 million 300 ft tall lizards can't be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) 50 million 300 ft tall lizards can't be wrong. Q: So you think Godzilla is actually an alien? A: It's way to slow right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you think Godzilla is actually an alien? A: It's way to slow right now. Q) I can't remember, is this the way to fast or the way to slow? A) Grammer is your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I can't remember, is this the way to fast or the way to slow? A) Grammer is your friend. Q: Why is that Frazier guy stalking me? A: Not even if Enforcer84 begged me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not even if Enforcer84 begged me! Q: Would you please join us in doing The Stick And Bucket Dance? A: Just another referrence to... um... er... what's-his-name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you please join us in doing The Stick And Bucket Dance? A: Just another referrence to... um... er... what's-his-name. Q. With all this business about the VP shooting incident why is chicken now being chickhen in various reports on the matter ? A. I'm not going to shoot you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm not going to shoot you ! Q: What did Cheney say at the press conference, when all the reporters took cover? A: It's a shame. He really should have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Cheney say at the press conference, when all the reporters took cover? A: It's a shame. He really should have. Q. Hey did you hear that Garth Brooks joked about diving into a swimming pool full of vomit ? A. Tell me you didn't call me out here on Christmas Eve to go ghost busting with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Tell me you didn't call me out here on Christmas Eve to go ghost busting with you. Q: I am aware it is the evening of the twenty-fourth of December, but there are restless spirits that must be dealt with. A: Just so long as his name isn't Garth Cheney! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I am aware it is the evening of the twenty-fourth of December, but there are restless spirits that must be dealt with. A: Just so long as his name isn't Garth Cheney! Q) Do you want to hear about the new Classic Country artist that is shooting up the charts? A) Cage match. She kicked his ***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Cage match. She kicked his ***. Q: What did Spiderwoman do to Powerman after he set her up on a blind date with Moleman? A: He drank a Fifth on the FOurth and a FOurth on the Fifth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He drank a Fifth on the FOurth and a FOurth on the Fifth. Q: How did The Remarkable DrunkMan! celebrate Independence Day? A: The World Book Encyclopedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The World Book Encyclopedia. Q: Where can you find what you need to know? A: It has something in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where can you find what you need to know? A: It has something in it. Q. Pandora, why do you want to open the casket that contains evil ? A. Go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Pandora, why do you want to open the casket that contains evil ? A. Go on Q) Can you believe I met Gillian Anderson AND Ann Gillian? Isn't that bizzare? A) It sounded better in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It sounded better in my head. Q: YOu call that horrible screeching, singing!? A: They can't buy companies here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: YOu call that horrible screeching, singing!? A: They can't buy companies here. Q. Why don't the Japanese like New Jersey ? A. Oh my God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Oh, my God. Q: You look distracted. Who was at the door? A: Both will be tipped off at Five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You look distracted. Who was at the door? A: Both will be tipped off at Five. Q. So you are meeting two rival journalists to give them the same story at the end of a pier ? A. You should have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So you are meeting two rival journalists to give them the same story at the end of a pier ? A. You should have Q) Hello? Didn't you see me flailing out there? I almost drowned? A) Satisfaction Guaranteed. Or your soul back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hello? Didn't you see me flailing out there? I almost drowned? A) Satisfaction Guaranteed. Or your soul back. Q.) What tagline on the contract alerted the Forces of Good that the woman behind the adult entertainment website was a Succubus ? A.) (whispers) Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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