Tim Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just not the same. Q: How do you like Millar's new Captain America comic, where he is a cold blooded killer that kicks puppies for fun? A: I don't know the color of the uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like Millar's new Captain America comic, where he is a cold blooded killer that kicks puppies for fun? A: I don't know the color of the uniform. Q: Would you recognize the british navy if it stopped by for tea? A: Silent death ninja's armed with coconut pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you recognize the british navy if it stopped by for tea? A: Silent death ninja's armed with coconut pie. Q) So I punched a clown? What's the worse that could happen? A) Well don't sit there like an idiot, pick it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Well don't sit there like an idiot' date=' pick it up![/quote'] Q: My brain just fell out of my head! A: This, they call a Thinkpad?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My brain just fell out of my head! A: This, they call a Thinkpad?? Q. What was Montgomery Scott's derisive retort when confronted with one of the best computers around on a trip into the past ? A. We witness these spirits clad in their own shabby outfits with the same old haircuts and hairstyles never aging, never in search of more comfortable surroundings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was Montgomery Scott's derisive retort when confronted with one of the best computers around on a trip into the past ? A. We witness these spirits clad in their own shabby outfits with the same old haircuts and hairstyles never aging, never in search of more comfortable surroundings Q: So how was your family reunion? A: The entire audience rushed out of the theatre and retched in the alley. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how was your family reunion? A: The entire audience rushed out of the theatre and retched in the alley. Q. How was the Motley Crue reunion show ? A. I drove all the way out here. I might as well know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How was the Motley Crue reunion show ? A. I drove all the way out here. I might as well know why. Q) So are you ready for the Motley Crue/Vinnie Vincent Invasion megatour? A) That question really had nothing to do with this answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) That question really had nothing to do with this answer. Q: In the grand metaphysical context of the Universe, freed from the trivialities of human shortcomings and the weaknesses of the flesh, is it really possible to distinguish good from evil in a meaningful way? A: You make a mistake in your initial premise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You make a mistake in your initial premise. Q: What's the easiest and most common way to screw up an entire line of reasoning? A: The biggest book I ever saw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The biggest book I ever saw! Q: What is that huge cardboard thing out in the yard? The one that says "The Baby Titan's Big Book of ABCs"? A: That wasn't what she meant by "chase the rabbit down the hole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that huge cardboard thing out in the yard? The one that says "The Baby Titan's Big Book of ABCs"? A: That wasn't what she meant by "chase the rabbit down the hole." Q) Okay, I got Bill_Keyes, he put up a struggle so I had to shoot him. Now what does your sister want with him? A) Supreme Scholastic Systems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Okay, I got Bill_Keyes, he put up a struggle so I had to shoot him. Now what does your sister want with him? A) Supreme Scholastic Systems! Q: What's the new catchphrase of kindergarten this year? A: Don't just stand there, Jig! Jig for your lives!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the new catchphrase of kindergarten this year? A: Don't just stand there, Jig! Jig for your lives!! Q: Well, since the Stick And Bucket Dance didn't work, what shall we do? A: He got his powers from a box of CrackJack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, since the Stick And Bucket Dance didn't work, what shall we do? A: He got his powers from a box of CrackJack. Q. Why are all the superheroes like Batman, Superman, Thor et al laughing at the new hero's origin ? A. Call it what you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are all the superheroes like Batman, Superman, Thor et al laughing at the new hero's origin ? A. Call it what you want Q) Can I call it individuality? A) Miss you in a Heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Can I call it individuality? A) (He can) Miss you in a Heartbeat. Q: Just how fast can the Flash punch? A: Warp 5, It's not just a good idea. It's the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Warp 5, It's not just a good idea. It's the law. Q: What was the stupidest catch-phrase ever, in the Star Trek universe? A: I didn't order pudding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't order pudding! Q: What were the Fighter's last words when he was suprised by the Ooze? A: they make great dishwashers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: they make great dishwashers. Q: Why do you have all these children chained up in the kitchen? A: And they're handy for toasting mashmallows, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you have all these children chained up in the kitchen? A: And they're handy for toasting mashmallows, too! Q: So these Napalm Flamethrows can project a stream of flame 50 feet? A: I've got a card for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So these Napalm Flamethrows can project a stream of flame 50 feet? A: I've got a card for that. Q: The buildings on fire, the roof will collapse any second now and there's an expectant mother two floors down. What Do You Do? A: I saw that coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The buildings on fire, the roof will collapse any second now and there's an expectant mother two floors down. What Do You Do? A: I saw that coming. Q) So what did you think of my Invisible Testicle Destroyer Strike? A) It hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what did you think of my Invisible Testicle Destroyer Strike? A) It hurts. Q: How'd your appointment with the Pirate Ninja Hotties go? A: Somebody has to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How'd your appointment with the Pirate Ninja Hotties go? A: Somebody has to say it. Q: Give me a gender netrual pronoun? A: E= Two Square MCs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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