ghost-angel Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So I hear as part of your ascention you had to sexually gratify each of the Miss World contestants? How was that? A) Well, I did take a break for lunch, but yeah. Q: You've been sitting here for nineteen hours waiting for your dream date? A: it went splat first, technically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've been sitting here for nineteen hours waiting for your dream date? A: it went splat first, technically. Q. You dropped a pod of dolphins on ex Mayor Guilliani and ignored thier cries of pain up until they died ? A. That a spirit would materialise or return for no other purpose than to show itself is silly and ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You dropped a pod of dolphins on ex Mayor Guilliani and ignored thier cries of pain up until they died ? A. That a spirit would materialise or return for no other purpose than to show itself is silly and ridiculous. Q: So, you think the poltergeist is an exhobitionist? A: And here I thought it was the Box Car Romp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like our new dance, "The Freight Train Stomp"? A: It kept growing until it got completely out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like our new dance, "The Freight Train Stomp"? A: It kept growing until it got completely out of hand. Q: Dude, your fern is taking up your entire apartment, how the hell did this happen? A: Damnit, I should have taken the %$#@ blue pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, your fern is taking up your entire apartment, how the hell did this happen? A: Damnit, I should have taken the %$#@ blue pill. Q. Why are you a pale green colour with orange spots ? A. You are not scaring me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are you a pale green colour with orange spots ? A. You are not scaring me Q: Can you picture Mightbec in a two pirce string bikini, with no bottom piece? A: Damn, I missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you picture Mightbec in a two pirce string bikini, with no bottom piece? A: Damn, I missed. Q. Wow that was lucky ! Your gun accidentally discharged and missed decapitating Chris Rock ! Aren't you lucky ? A. I mean, what it really shows is how silly and ridiculous we have become in believing such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Wow that was lucky ! Your gun accidentally discharged and missed decapitating Chris Rock ! Aren't you lucky ? A. I mean, what it really shows is how silly and ridiculous we have become in believing such things. Q: You're worshipping Enforcer84 now? A: All that and a botle of syrup on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're worshipping Enforcer84 now? A: All that and a botle of syrup on top. Q. You sold Tim for two half naked Puerto Rican girls, a 63 Cadillac and a McDonalds franchise ? A. But when you and I were sitting out in the car there was not a light on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You sold Tim for two half naked Puerto Rican girls, a 63 Cadillac and a McDonalds franchise ? A. But when you and I were sitting out in the car there was not a light on. Q: Can you see me now? A: that was weak, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: that was weak' date=' I know.[/quote'] Q: Gah, this margarita is hopeless. Is this one of those lame-*** so-called wine margaritas? A: You'd be amazed at what happens after you've had three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gah, this margarita is hopeless. Is this one of those lame-*** so-called wine margaritas? A: You'd be amazed at what happens after you've had three. Q: So how's the Psychodelic Stuffed Mushrooms? A: We are the chant ones, my freind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are the chant ones' date=' my freind.[/quote'] Q: What kind of gig is that, where all you do is stand behind the lead singer and say "Hoo-gah-chah-ka" over and over again? A: I don't need talent; I got style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't need talent; I got style. Q: Why are you so piss poor at your job? A: lead on, McGruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you so piss poor at your job? A: lead on, McGruff Q: Batman: "Superman, I believe I've determined the most likely path to follow - shall we go?" A: I hate it when you ask that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Batman: "Superman, I believe I've determined the most likely path to follow - shall we go?" A: I hate it when you ask that. Q: How many posts have you done on this thread? A: They do nothing but covers of Aerosmith songs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What music plays in the elevator that goes to hell? A: I didn't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't do that. Q: I hear you made love to the ten most beautiful women in the world, all in the same night, and satified all of them completely A: You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear you made love to the ten most beautiful women in the world' date=' all in the same night, and satified all of them [i']completely[/i] A: You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry. Q. What did Dennis Miller say to Chris Rock that made Chris take a swing at him ? A. We can ignore all natural laws about the corporeal body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. We can ignore all natural laws about the corporeal body Q: You are going to jump off a roof just because the court has declared Gravity unconstitutional? A: She couldn't stay without crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You are going to jump off a roof just because the court has declared Gravity unconstitutional? A: She couldn't stay without crying. Q. Why did Sally Field leave the Oscar nominations announcement ? A. That's not funny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why did Sally Field leave the Oscar nominations announcement ? A. That's not funny ! Q: What do you think of Carrot Top's stand up routine? A:They are single issue types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A:They are single issue types. Q: What are all these super-short-run comic books in your collection? "Kid Supernova"? "Tales of the Suicide Corps"? "Poison Man: He who's toxic to Everything"? A: Some things really aren't worth picking up for cheap in the "Day Old" bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are all these super-short-run comic books in your collection? "Kid Supernova"? "Tales of the Suicide Corps"? "Poison Man: He who's toxic to Everything"? A: Some things really aren't worth picking up for cheap in the "Day Old" bin. Q: How's your salad taste? A: It's just not the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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