Tim Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Perhaps magic would work? Q: So How are we to get into the science lab without setting off the alarm? A: She's my sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's my sister. Q: Why were you making Arkansas-marriage jokes with that girl? A: Mississippi, if necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mississippi, if necessary Q: Basil, you say you want to marry your sister? Where will you go to get the ceremony performed? A: A whole lot of shakings going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Basil, you say you want to marry your sister? Where will you go to get the ceremony performed? A: A whole lot of shakings going on. Q: Is that a tail feather? A: Something about being late and foxes flying at midnight, then he was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that a tail feather? A: Something about being late and foxes flying at midnight, then he was gone. Q: What did Donald say after George worked out it was him who dropped LSd in Laura's drink ? A: I'm on the roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm on the roof Q: Where did DT go when his bong wxploded? A: All that beefy goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did DT go when his bong wxploded? A: All that beefy goodness. Q: What is one of the things you don't want to hear from a fellow starving castaway when they are looking at you ? A: No I haven't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is one of the things you don't want to hear from a fellow starving castaway when they are looking at you ? A: No I haven't Q: Have you?? A: sure, I'll do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: sure' date=' I'll do it.[/quote'] Q: Are you willing to do it? A: Any ol' time's good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you willing to do it? A: Any ol' time's good enough. Q: So Robert E Lee, when do we attack the North ? A: Well, I just climbed up 12 floors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Robert E Lee, when do we attack the North ? A: Well, I just climbed up 12 floors Q: Why am I calling 911 again? A: No, just the squeegie this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you gonna use on me this time??? A: Please, God, help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you gonna use on me this time??? A: Please, God, help me. Q: Ok Mr Cheney before President Bush, Paris Hilton, Donald Rusmfeld, Noam Chomsky, David Duke, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, the Pro-Life Movement and the NRA come in is there anything you want to say ? A: I'm hot, I'm thirsty and to be honest, I'm wondering what I'm doing up here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm hot, I'm thirsty and to be honest, I'm wondering what I'm doing up here Q: Superboy, how do you like your first time flying? A: They didn't win the debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They didn't win the debate. Q: There's all these Flat Earth Society members standing around with their hands in their pockets after coming home from an around-the-world cruise. Didn't they have a good time? A: That's no moon. That's Jabba the Hutt's butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's no moon. That's Jabba the Hutt's butt. Q: Isn't that one of Jupiter's moons? A: I'm going to my mother's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm going to my mother's. Q: What, when said by his wife, means a married man is going to leave the house a wreck? A: they don't have a leg to stand on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What, when said by his wife, means a married man is going to leave the house a wreck? A: they don't have a leg to stand on. Q: Why will the amputee's court case fail ? A: Yes I know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why will the amputee's court case fail ? A: Yes I know that Q: Do you know where you live? A: They are having discussions with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you know where you live? A: They are having discussions with us. Q: Why do you suppose those people keeping looking at us? A: All that and a toothbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: All that and a toothbrush. Q: You all packed? Got your towel? Chnage of Clothes? shaving Kit? A: I think to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You all packed? Got your towel? Chnage of Clothes? shaving Kit? A: I think to myself. Q: There she is, stunning as usual. I stand here as normal, awetruck. What do I do, do I walk up and introduce myself, or do I just stand here? A: But can you make a living at it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: But can you make a living at it? Q: I'm going to quite my job and play rpgs full time. A: Conduct unbecoming an enlisted man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm going to quite my job and play rpgs full time. A: Conduct unbecoming an enlisted man. Q: Just what the heck to do you call THAT? A: No seriously, what' is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No seriously' date=' what' is it?[/quote'] Q: Hey, look, I just got a brand-new Flamboyant Cryodeleter with Ecto Sensory Geology-Enchanter! A: Could you rephrase that in simple English, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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