death tribble Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aren't you bothered by the 3 foot long mosquito in your kitchen? A: loopy-garou. Q: What smart alec remark referring to werewolves often sets World of Darkness players into instant Crinos beserker rage against the person who said it ? A: The chances are great that if there actually is a bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The chances are great that there actually is a bomb Q: Why did we wait to search this off Broadway theatre during a performance? A: A discussion of discus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did we wait to search this off Broadway theatre during a performance? A: A discussion of discus. Q: What subject is a clue that the debating society has been infiltrated by athletic nerds ? A: We might not find it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We might not find it Q: So, here we are looking for Death Tribble's soul. WHy are you soo glum? A: Leave a little for the poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, here we are looking for Death Tribble's soul. WHy are you soo glum? A: Leave a little for the poor. Q: What other caring words from Marie Antoinette ensured she got decapitated when talking about manure ? A: Lives could be lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lives could be lost Q: So if you took Antonio Lives out to one of the seedier parts of London and left him there, what would happen? A: Aid and comfort to the enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So if you took Antonio Lives out to one of the seedier parts of London and left him there, what would happen? A: Aid and comfort to the enemy. Q: What could be so wrong with setting fire to Ann Coulter ? A: Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jesus Q: Cartman! Who should we get to help us rescue Santa from Sadam Hussien?! A: 72 Virginians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Cartman! Who should we get to help us rescue Santa from Sadam Hussien?! A: 72 Virginians. Q: What do dyslexic Arab martyrs get when they enter paradise ? A: I know you're bored in this assignment but unconventional thinking is only gonna get you in trouble now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know you're bored in this assignment but unconventional thinking is only gonna get you in trouble now Q: Why can't I dress in drag while on this undercover assignment? A: high heels and a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't I dress in drag while on this undercover assignment? A: high heels and a gun. Q: What outfit did Oddhat give SatinKitty as a birthday present ? A: You've gotta quit looking for what isn't there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've gotta quit looking for what isn't there Q: But I'm sure the Invisible Man is around here somewhere? A:They continue to dig a hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But I'm sure the Invisible Man is around here somewhere? A:They continue to dig a hole. Q) How do you know these are the less than frightning "Construction Zombies"? A) Politicians recoil in horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Politicians recoil in horror. Q: What happens if you act honorably in the Capitol Building? A: Well, they are librarians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens if you act honorably in the Capitol Building? A: Well, they are librarians. Q) Why does your "Guest Harem" shhh me when I yell in carnal delight? A) Stupid Manager Tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Stupid Manager Tricks Q: If actors were responsible for programming, what would be the first show they'd add to the schedule? A: He pulled out a cell phone, so I HAD to kill him. PS: "Guest Harem"? Dam, don't I wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the name of the textbook on that MBA course you were taking ? A) Stupid Manager Tricks A: Take a Load Off Annie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Take a Load Off Annie. Q: A pile of boxes fell on the red headed girl. WHat should I do? A: He pulled out a cell phone, so I HAD to kill him. Q: Officer, on the night in question, you knew the suspect was unarmed, but you shot him anyway. WHy? A: he still can't talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: he still can't talk. Q: What's the latest on The Useless Hero Association's newest member, Mouthless Boy? A: "Non-Sequiturs 'R' Us" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Non-Sequiturs 'R' Us" Q: So where do you go to get your snappy comebacks? A: plump and covered in mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So where do you go to get your snappy comebacks? A: plump and covered in mustard. Q: How do you like your Texan politicians ? A: They've closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They've closed Q: Any chance on getting sloppy seconds? A: Well, slap me sensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Any chance on getting sloppy seconds? A: Well, slap me sensible. Q: What does Dick Cheney dream that George W Bush should say to him everytime they are with each other ? A: There's procedure to be followed now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's procedure to be followed now Q: WHy do we have to fill out 10 pages of forms just to go to the bathroom? A:The Madonna with the big boobies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy do we have to fill out 10 pages of forms just to go to the bathroom? A:The Madonna with the big boobies. Q: Say Tim who did you pick from all those people in fancy dress to play you in the film of your life ? A: Protocol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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