ghost-angel Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, look, I just got a brand-new Flamboyant Cryodeleter with Ecto Sensory Geology-Enchanter! A: Could you rephrase that in simple English, please? Q: Et Tu, Brutus? A: Couldn't resist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Could you rephrase that in simple English, please? Q: Pray-thee sirrah, where wouldst I find thy public privy? A: I choose C: not all of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I choose C: not all of the above. A: Couldn't resist... Q: Are you really going to answer the essay question with a political rant? A: Combinatorics rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you really going to answer the essay question with a political rant? A: Combinatorics rules! Q: What slogan on a cheerleader's t-shirt showed the Jocks that they really should not have used the time machine to meddle with history ? A: But the threat was called in to the federal building across the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: But the threat was called in to the federal building across the street Q: Why didn't the police evacuate the Starbuck's before it blew up? A: 1 down, 1 million to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: 1 down, 1 million to go. Q: So how's that plan to blow up all the Starbucks going? A: I don't know, he just mumbled somthing about "acursed surface dwellers" and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know' date=' he just mumbled somthing about "acursed surface dwellers" and left.[/quote'] Q: Did you finally get through to that stupid Burroughs fanatic why "Pellucidar" wouldn't have any gravity sticking things to the inside of a hollow Earth? A: Moriarty or Watson, but never Holmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Moriarty or Watson, but never Holmes. Q: Which of the Conan DOyle characters whould you put together for a "slash" fanfic? A; Rock me, Garabaldi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which of the Conan DOyle characters whould you put together for a "slash" fanfic? A; Rock me, Garabaldi! Q: What quote in the anachronistic retelling of his life caused Italian revolutionaries to rise from their graves and attack the script writers and producers ? A: When a terrorist bomb threat is called in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: When a terrorist bomb threat is called in Q: When will I be able to leave work early? A:Not in my body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When will I be able to leave work early? A:Not in my body. Q: So my fragmented personalities what say you we do the funky chicken ? A: The rational purpose of providing that information is to allow us to find the bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you purchase Paris Hilton's New CD? A) The sun is going to shine. And you know that I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you purchase Paris Hilton's New CD? A) The sun is going to shine. And you know that I will. Q. What is the official motto of the people who shine shoes ? A: The rational object of terrorism is to promote terror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The rational object of terrorism is to promote terror. Q: Why is Al Queda suprised the US got mad after 9-11 and took the fight to them? A: I think I just oiled myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Al Queda suprised the US got mad after 9-11 and took the fight to them? A: I think I just oiled myself. Q: What do robots say when they are scared ? A: If you'd study the statistics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do robots say when they are scared ? A: If you'd study the statistics Q) Can I be as happy as you? A) Epymonius? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Epymonius? Q: What was Thelonious Monk's brother's name? A: Click, click, click, click. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Click, click, click, click. Q: Do you think your gun is out of bullets? A: I'm the guy with the new show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm the guy with the new show. Q: Who are you, and why are you walking around with a TV under your arm? A: Reverend Snooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who are you, and why are you walking around with a TV under your arm? A: Reverend Snooper. Q: What do you get if you cross a West Coast rapper, a priest and a private eye ? A: You'd find the model behavioural pattern for virtually every case where a threat has turned up an explosive device Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You'd find the model behavioural pattern for virtually every case where a threat has turned up an explosive device Q: Why are you smiling now that you have 2 red hot runway models clinging tightly to you, and you are suppose to be the one disarming the bomb? A:Be it every so crumbled, there's no place like Loam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you smiling now that you have 2 red hot runway models clinging tightly to you, and you are suppose to be the one disarming the bomb? A:Be it every so crumbled, there's no place like Loam. Q: What is the accepted motto found in the houses of people who built on allotments ? A: and if we don't act in accordance with that data Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: and if we don't act in accordance with that data Q: Why are you doing what that mechanical Starfleet Ensign is saying? You act afraid. A: The first nudist colony opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you doing what that mechanical Starfleet Ensign is saying? You act afraid. A: The first nudist colony opened. Q: For what reason was there all the hype made by all parties about the Communist menace in the 40s ? A: If you ignore it as we have done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you ignore it as we have done Q: Aren't you bothered by the 3 foot long mosquito in your kitchen? A: loopy-garou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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