Tim Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dr. Anomaly's computer. Q: WHo won this year's Magic Tournament? A: I'll see your bid and get a raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll see your bid and get a raise. Q: Why are you engaged in industrial espionage? A: No, it's not one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, it's not one of those. Q: Is this one of those Happy Fun balls with all the warnings? A: 20th level headed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this one of those Happy Fun balls with all the warnings? A: 20th level headed. Q) What did you call him to make him so mad? A) Pigsticking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did you call him to make him so mad? A) Pigsticking. Q) What is the redneck version of Pippy Longstocking ? A) Well then where's your Christmas tree ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Well then where's your Christmas tree ? Q: Did you know you have a gawdawful ugly 3-meter conical pile of blinking lights and flammable tinsel mounded in your living room? Don't you ever clean up? A: Whatever happened to him, it was right after I suggested we get a bat and a ball and go out and shag some flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you know you have a gawdawful ugly 3-meter conical pile of blinking lights and flammable tinsel mounded in your living room? Don't you ever clean up? A: Whatever happened to him, it was right after I suggested we get a bat and a ball and go out and shag some flies. Q) So your cousin is now King of the Fruit Flies? How'd that happen? Q) It looks worse than it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) It looks worse than it is. Q: What did you do to my car!? It is nothing but a crushed pile of scrap metal! A: He talking to this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you do to my car!? It is nothing but a crushed pile of scrap metal! A: He talking to this Guy. Q: I say ! Where's King James ? (Brit History Joke) A: I'm not afraid, ok ? Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not afraid, ok ? Q: Look, I know we are spending the night in this haunted house, so it is alright to be afraid. A: There is no profit margin that is too big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look, I know we are spending the night in this haunted house, so it is alright to be afraid. A: There is no profit margin that is too big. Q: You think we're making too much money selling all these used post-it notes? A: I just dusted in here too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look, I know we are spending the night in this haunted house, so it is alright to be afraid. A: There is no profit margin that is too big. Q: When they die what is the first saying the Devil confronts ENRON officials with ? A: Is that a hound I hear baying out on the moors ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When they die what is the first saying the Devil confronts ENRON officials with ? A: Is that a hound I hear baying out on the moors ? Q) Look, I've been trying to pin you down for weeks, why won't you answer me? A) Hey look, someone dropped a Moorish Hound of Baying in the mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Hey look' date=' someone dropped a Moorish Hound of Baying in the mud.[/quote'] Q: Why don't you ever look up at teh sky during our walks? A: Everythings a joke in our house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everythings a joke in our house. Q: Did you know the toilet seat is electrfified!?!? Q: Is there anything here you'd advise me not to try? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is there anything here you'd advise me not to try? Q: Welcome to The House of Human. Do you want smoking or non-smoking? A: I hope they don't do it like Donald Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to The House of Human. Do you want smoking or non-smoking? A: I hope they don't do it like Donald Trump. Q) So they're going to do it like they do on the discovery channel? A) Its impact will be felt for years to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Its impact will be felt for years to come. Q: WOW, your character just took a haymaker from Grond and survived???? A: Bam! Zoom! To the moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bam! Zoom! To the moon! Q: How does Ralph Cranston (aka The Shadowmooner) threaten criminals? A: Just put pen to paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does Ralph Cranston (aka The Shadowmooner) threaten criminals? A: Just put pen to paper. Q) How do you make Teller jealous? A) It looks like five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It looks like five. Q: How many flingers am I holding up? A: There's room for six! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's room for six! Q: How many sexy women can your hot tub hold? A: I'm there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many sexy women can your hot tub hold? A: I'm there. Q) Wanna try out my new sauna? The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders will be there. A) I think I hit a nerve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I think I hit a nerve. Q: Why are you craddling your arm and bawling like a baby? A: They definitely do not twist off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you craddling your arm and bawling like a baby? A: They definitely do not twist off. Q) Dude! What happened to your ears? A) I've got a fever. A fever of Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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