Tim Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Infinity times infinity. Q: What does, "To Infinity and Beyond!" really mean? A:So I can reclaim control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does, "To Infinity and Beyond!" really mean? A:So I can reclaim control. Q) Why do you want me to dump this ice down your pants? A) For the sake of the children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) For the sake of the children. Q: Why are you taking on the tentacle monster by yourself? A: It's all true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you taking on the tentacle monster by yourself? A: It's all true. Q: Why should I believe your story about you landing a 747 after it was attacked by Godzilla while making love to a stewardess who just so happened to be Marilyn Monroe and talking a doctor through an operation to give new cloned legs to a girl who had lost hers in a minefield ? A: And what happened to them ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should I believe your story about you landing a 747 after it was attacked by Godzilla while making love to a stewardess who just so happened to be Marilyn Monroe and talking a doctor through an operation to give new cloned legs to a girl who had lost hers in a minefield ? A: And what happened to them ? Q: Why don't you ask the Stewardess, Doctor, and little girl if you dont beleive me? A; He was from the government, and was here to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you ask the Stewardess, Doctor, and little girl if you dont beleive me? A; He was from the government, and was here to help. Q) Who was that guy you shot? A) And then Mick Jagger's Lips ate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) And then Mick Jagger's Lips ate him. Q; So someone was on 'Up All night' and claimed that all the Rolling Stones were zombies? A: It's a simple problem to solve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a simple problem to solve. Q: What do you think of Economic Global Immigration and the effects it has on our surplus of shortages? A: I knew you were going to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of Economic Global Immigration and the effects it has on our surplus of shortages? A: I knew you were going to say that. Q) Would you stop saying what I was going to say before I say it? A) No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) No. Q: Would you "do" Terri Hatcher? A: She's smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: She was on fire just a minute ago! How is she now? A: A crack squad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A crack squad! Q: You put all the police who use drugs on the same shift? What does that give us? A: It's horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mmmm, Banana Split . . . How was your Hägar Sundae? A: Who or what goes there?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Who or what goes there?! Q: Knock, Knock! A: I just saw Elvis wearing Prada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Knock, Knock! A: I just saw Elvis wearing Prada. Q: Why are you hiding under your desk, curled into a ball and sucking your thumb? A: That explains so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That explains so much. Why have you read the entire encyclopedia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Psst, Basil, new answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Psst' date=' Basil, new answer.[/quote'] Q:What the heck just went wrong there? A: Moving along.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Psst' date=' Basil, new answer.[/quote'] Ooops. Sorry, didn't think of it, and have been too busy to get back to this thread for the last couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Moving along.... Q: Well, if you aren't moving a short, just what are you doing? A: I remembered this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well' date=' if you [i']aren't[/i] moving a short, just what are you doing? A: I remembered this time! Q: What the hell are you talking about? A: non-sequitor, back to 0 again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: non-sequitor' date=' back to 0 again.[/quote'] Q: You're computing the first 150,000,000,000 digits of pi? Uh, you realize that the hard drive has been giving you nothing but write failure errors for the last three weeks? A: That fits together like a hand in a power outlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That fits together like a hand in a power outlet. Q; WOW! putting a shark on a bear, that just... that... A: Exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Exactly! Q: Wouldn't that make perfect sense? A: Tinker Bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wouldn't that make perfect sense? A: Tinker Bell. Q: Let me get this strait, you've got Jane Fonda riding shotgun with a pair of .44s, in the back seat you've got Marilyn Monroe reloading and Betty Page on the other side with a sawed off 12 guage. Who the hell is driving? A: But I'm big in Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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