Spectrum Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: But I'm big in Japan. Q: What makes you think that wearing that rubber monster suit will make you popular? A: He stepped into a mime field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He stepped into a mime field. Q: Why is the dead man covered in white grease paint? A: I wnat to see the white man disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the dead man covered in white grease paint? A: I wnat to see the white man disappear. Q: Where you going with that bucket of green paint? A: tagged in the head with a horseshoe, sad really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: tagged in the head with a horseshoe, sad really. Q: How did the jockey die? A: They did a job that shouldn't have needed doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did the jockey die? A: They did a job that shouldn't have needed doing. Q) Why did you fire the means and practices department? A) It was either that or starve them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It was either that or starve them. Q) Why did you fire the means and practices department? A: But, practice makes perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you fire the means and practices department? A: But, practice makes perfect. Q. I thought I told you not to screw my wife again ? A. Who lives in the house ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I thought I told you not to screw my wife again ? A. Who lives in the house ? Q) Are you being evasive? A) Purple Sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Purple Sock. Q: What's your favorite '60s/'70s acid-rock band? A: A bright green silk tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A bright green silk tie. Q: What is the company uniform where you work? A: But she was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the company uniform where you work? A: But she was there. Q) Er, I know this is a personal quesion. But why did you put your penis in my ear? A) Tim's teleporting girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curufea Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Tim's teleporting girlfriend. Q) And the reason behind Tim being found naked and alone in the supply cupboard is? A) A yellow Orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) A yellow Orange. Q: What is your favorite unriped fruit? A: The one on the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The one on the left. Q: So which of the upcoming rights do I take? A; Your directions are meaningless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A; Your directions are meaningless. Q: Go straight teas for 4 limes, turn thrig, go 150 efet, angle about 45 egredes flet, and go till you see the sing. You can't miss it. A: If you think that was easy, you're wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you think that was easy, you're wrong. Q: Just how hard is it to fall off a log? A: The butterfly board effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just how hard is it to fall off a log? A: The butterfly board effect. Q: How do you attribute Gary Kasparov losing at Chess to you winning at Monopoly ? A: Are you afraid ? I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Are you afraid ? I am. Q: Why are we in this haunted house again? A:floor by floor, section by section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are we in this haunted house again? A:floor by floor, section by section. Q. How on earth do you plan to give hickeys to everyone who works in the Pentagon. A. It's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. It's me. Q: Have you any explaination of the events that occured here today? A: I'd rather kiss a Wookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you any explaination of the events that occured here today? A: I'd rather kiss a Wookie. Q) So, you ready to go with me to the Goat in Kilts festival? A) That's what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) That's what she said. Q: You're really going to stand there and deny that you had no part in it?? A: I've got nothing. I bow down to you. You win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) That's what she said. Q: Are youo on drugs???? A: We just gave them a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're really going to stand there and deny that you had no part in it?? A: I've got nothing. I bow down to you. You win. Q) Who's yer daddy? A: We just gave them a break. Q) Why did you put them in the hospital? A) Cause I made it so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Cause I made it so. Q: Why is the sewing machine working again? Sorry, I couldn't resist that pun. A: Perhaps magic would work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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