Tim Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I've got a fever. A fever of Love. Q: What is your symptoms, so I can tell the doctor? A: They have the eye/hand coordination of a stromtrooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your symptoms, so I can tell the doctor? A: They have the eye/hand coordination of a stromtrooper. Q) So you're saying all these men killed themselves with a ball point pen? Accidentally? A) Five or six. The Sun was in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many coffins would that be again, sir? A: Hey, Tuco! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey, Tuco! Q: Hey! What do you call a hard corn tortilla filled with beef, cheese adn hot sauce? A: The Oh God! of Hangovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why did you miss the Miss Nude 2006 finals? A) Do and Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, according to you, you can't both LARP and table-top roleplay? A: Smells like a sauna in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . So, according to you, you can't both LARP and table-top roleplay? A: Smells like a sauna in here. Q) So what do you think of my Shoe Closet? A) It sure looks that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what do you think of my Shoe Closet? A) It sure looks that way. Q: Is this your shoe closet? A: A wad of cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A wad of cash. Q: What would it take for you to eat your own Feces on National TV? A: That was totally gross and completely inapropriate. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was totally gross and completely inapropriate. I like it. Q: What do you think of WB's newest TV show, Eat Your Feces!?? A: I've got nothing to say, but it's OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got nothing to say, but it's OK. Q: Senator, would you like to address this topic? A:He must be ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Senator, would you like to address this topic? A:He must be ill. Q: Why did that Whale throw up all over President Bush's family ? A: And what happened to them ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: And what happened to them ? Q: Twenty people mysteriously disappeeared during a Hillary Clinton rally. A: It won't face the duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Twenty people mysteriously disappeeared during a Hillary Clinton rally. A: It won't face the duct tape. Q) Why is the Duck so upset? A) Perhaps the blood was too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Perhaps the blood was too much. Q: I know this is just the dailies, and you ARE making a slasher flic, but don't you think 20 gallons a kill is going over teh top? A: They self destructed when they tried to divide the dragon's hoarde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They self destructed when they tried to divide the dragon's hoarde Q: So what hapened in your fantasy spy game? A: It's like the Nightmare on Elm Street movies but with giant robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like the Nightmare on Elm Street movies but with giant robots. Q: So what did you think of that Anime Horror OAV? A: She works undercover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did you think of that Anime Horror OAV? A: She works undercover. Q) Why is you sister in my bed? A) But I didn't even go to IHOP last night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) But I didn't even go to IHOP last night! Q. Why was the body at the IHOP with your fingerprints all over it? A. The baby did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why was the body at the IHOP with your fingerprints all over it? A. The baby did it. Q) OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! A) It's blue, that's all I remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It's blue, that's all I remember Q: Who did you take home after your drinking binge last night? A: No matter where you go, you've got to wipe afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who did you take home after your drinking binge last night? A: No matter where you go, you've got to wipe afterwards. Q) What did we have to explain to one of our interns this week? A) It wasn't pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It wasn't pretty. Q: Was it ugly? A: A wendigo, I'm hoping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A wendigo, I'm hoping. Q: WHo are you trying to get a date with on UrbanLegends Dating service? A: take me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: take me back. Q: You asked her to what? A: Infinity times infinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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