Basil Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I tap for 5. Q: What kind of dance do you do, and for how many minutes? A: Meatballs and cheese sauce over noodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Meatballs and cheese sauce over noodles. Q: Hey Grandpa, What's for supper? A: I really should be working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I really should be working. Q: You seem to be broken. A: Lasagna and beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You seem to be broken. A: Lasagna and beer. Q. When Martha Stewart and Oprah Winfrey were vapourised in the Battle of Chicago what were the only remains that helped identify the latter ? A: Did it occur to you that there aren't any ghosts here but that somebody actually might be living in this house ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Did it occur to you that there aren't any ghosts here but that somebody actually might be living in this house ? Q: Do you think we will be able to spend the night in this old huanted mansion? A: She's one hot mama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think we will be able to spend the night in this old huanted mansion? A: She's one hot mama. Q: Granted that the Lava Prince and the Lava Princess are monumental pains but what do you think of the Lava Queen ? A: Then who are we staking out ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then who are we staking out ? Q: You know, I don't think this is the head vampire. A: MILF, it does a boy good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: More In-Line Freakiness? Isn't that a rollerskate competition? A: Only explosive if shook violently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You know, I don't think this is the head vampire. A: MILF, it does a boy good. Q: What did Aston Kutchner say about Gillian Anderson that caused Death Tribble to rip him to pieces and flambe the remains into ash ? A: Who lives in the house ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Who lives in the house ? Q: This is prime real estate, everyone loves living here. A: Only explosive if shook violently. Q: What is the problem with the new HERO supplement. A: Only for people who work for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is prime real estate, everyone loves living here. Q: What is the problem with the new HERO supplement. A: Only for people who work for a living. Q) So this new 100% Income tax, is that going to be bad? A) Bruce Springfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Bruce Springfield Q: WHat's the name of that Rick guy who wrote "They call me Bruce."? A: The history of Iced Tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat's the name of that Rick guy who wrote "They call me Bruce."? A: The history of Iced Tea. Q) So what's your new thrash metal band's debut album called? A) The Scourge of the Pilates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what's your new thrash metal band's debut album called? A) The Scourge of the Pilates. Q) What is the moniker of Aaron Gladheart the jogging guru and critic of many health club fads he derides as putting fat on the brain from the body ? A) Well, then why is all the furniture covered ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Well, then why is all the furniture covered ? Q: No, I don't own a dog that sheds. Why? A: They give you a fakeout menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: No, I don't own a dog that sheds. Why? A: They give you a fakeout menu. Q) Wait, you mean Fong's isn't a restaurant? A) Well, I'm not afraid of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Wait, you mean Fong's isn't a restaurant? A) Well, I'm not afraid of that. Pardon me Enforcer, if I offend, but you do realize your pants are on fire ?????? Death Tribble's sock drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Death Tribble's sock drawer. Q: Okay, where is the Q-39 space Madulator? A: I'm not going to try it. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, where is the Q-39 space Madulator? A: I'm not going to try it. Q: Are you going to be RebeccaRed's partner for her infamouse Shimmy of Death dance? A: And she just kept going! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you going to be RebeccaRed's partner for her infamouse Shimmy of Death dance? A: And she just kept going! Q) Okay, so you let Rebeccared50 have some of your icecream cone. What happened to your arm? A) I am an expert at the things I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I am an expert at the things I don't know. Q: According to actors, why should they be allowed to voice an offical opinion about subjects outside their feild? A: Death rides a pail hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can a skeleton get splinters? In the pelvis?! A: We dare not go a-hunting for fear of little men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We dare not go a-hunting for fear of little men. Q: What's this? We've got an alien invasion, and all the rednecks are hiding in the bar? A: It's very hot and we can't breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's this? We've got an alien invasion, and all the rednecks are hiding in the bar? A: It's very hot and we can't breathe. Q) So what do you think of my new bomb shelter? A) I've got Private Eyes watching her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions HELP ! Some Stalker Kook is skulking around outside my windows with binoculars and a camcorder !!!! Dr. Anomaly's computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.