Tim Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Protocol Q: Tell me again. Why do we have to kiss the queens feet when she makes an apperance? A: Pinnochio had it easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tell me again. Why do we have to kiss the queens feet when she makes an apperance? A: Pinnochio had it easy. Q: What did disgruntled spin doctors at the White House say that started another scandal ? A: I think they have that covered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think they have that covered Q: Do you think they have enough police officers surrounding that donut shop? A: It helped identify the subject later that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think they have enough police officers surrounding that donut shop? A: It helped identify the subject later that day. Q: Why did the secret service shoot the President with paint guns ? A: Boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Boom Q: Hey, I'm working on a crossword puzzle. What's a four-letter word, ends in 'M', that means "Where you hang Mike"? A: That doesn't sound like a profitable demographic to market to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That doesn't sound like a profitable demographic to market to. Q: Hey, I've found just the product to sell to Lithuanians who've been dead over five months! A: Crunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I've found just the product to sell to Lithuanians who've been dead over five months! A: Crunch! Q: What was the name of that character on the cereal packets before he joined the services ? A: If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilites, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilites' date=' we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.[/quote'] Q: Hey, say something profound, dude! A: Mental floss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, say something profound, dude! A: Mental floss Q) I'm off to the holistic medicine store, what did you want again? A) About this much more and I would have had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) About this much more and I would have had it.Q. What did SuperSquirrel say after getting the call in the "Worst Call Ever" thread? A. Wider is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. Wider is better. Q: WHat was Sir Mix-a-lot trying to say wth his song "Big Butts"? A: Shake your Tail WInd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shake your Tail WInd Q: What's the new big hit song in the Air-Elemental world? A: Get Down, Get Dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get Down, Get Dirty. Q: Why are we crossing the swamp on this tiny bridge? A:He'll never be forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A:He'll never be forgotten. Q: Whatever happened to ol' whats-his-name? A: Shuffle and cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shuffle and cut. Q: What is the signature move for the Dance Stylel of Fencing? A: I can't think of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't think of anything. Q: Why do I have to come up with all the clever lines? A: Me neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Me neither. Would you do Anna nicole Smith? I wouldn't. A: 2 Watermelon halves and a peice of lettuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: 2 Watermelon halves and a peice of lettuce. Q: I hear SuperBoobie is going to the Ren Faire, and will be wearing a bodice dagger. What's that look like? A: Now that was male-chauvinist piggery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What other caring words from Marie Antoinette ensured she got decapitated when talking about manure ? A: Lives could be lost Q: What might happen if the Death Tribble farted? A: Please oh please don't paint it purple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What might happen if the Death Tribble farted? A: Please oh please don't paint it purple! Q: What was the plaintive cry of the people of America when Prince bought the White House ? A: Now that was male-chauvinist piggery![/Quote] Q: How do you explain the fact that the living conditions for boars are better than sows ? A: It's hotter than hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's hotter than hell Q; How's teh weather in Pheonix? A:They could not bare my monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q; How's teh weather in Pheonix? A:They could not bare my monkeys. Q: Why wouldn't the nurses strip your gorillas ? A: I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome Q: Why is everyone in Texas driving to Houston? A: None of your suggestions has worked yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: None of your suggestions has worked yet! Q: Didn't I say not to pee on the electric fence? A: I said fish or fowl; that's neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said fish or fowl; that's neither. Q: Why aren't you eating your steak? A: Perhaps that was a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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