death tribble Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) you seem panicky, is something wrong? A) Get a job. Q) What is your advice to any illegal alien who enters the country ? A) Nice try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) A long run down a rugby pitch to success A) What a saucy hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What do you call a long run down a rugby pitch to success A) What a saucy hat Q) Name one thing that will get you beaten up by someone whose head has been covered by tomato ketchup ? A) We got less than four minutes to find out if you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) We got less than four minutes to find out if you're right. Q: We won't have to disarm that nuclear bomb. I'm sure it's a dud. A: An Irish drunk and a Scotish miser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We won't have to disarm that nuclear bomb. I'm sure it's a dud. A: An Irish drunk and a Scotish miser. Q: When one possible answer is Philips and Hitachi what response lets you know that the question sheet has the word stereo and type too close together ? A: That was the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was the face. Q: Didn't you say 'not in the face'? A: grin and bear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't you say 'not in the face'? A: grin and bear it. Q. You come home and get jumped by a Grizzly with amourous intentions. What do you do ? A. You're buying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. You're buying Q: Why are we in Wal Mart? A: Up a cheek without a paddling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are we in Wal Mart? A: Up a cheek without a paddling. Q: What did your dyslexically speaking friend say that got him pummlled by those homophobes ? A: I'm making it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did your dyslexically speaking friend say that got him pummlled by those homophobes ? A: I'm making it again Q) How could you eat all the stew and not save me any? A) Well, we got a bass player, a guitarist, a playboybunny and Captain America, what else would we call the band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the hell is "Three Dicks and Chick"? A: Because Mightybec told me to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because Mightybec told me to. Q: Why did you bring up such a disturbing mental image? A: Death from a dove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you bring up such a disturbing mental image? A: Death from a dove. Q) what's the teaser for the new Hawk & Dove series? A) Great White Buffalo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Great White Buffalo. Q: When making Buffalo wings, where do you get the white meat peices? A: I'm late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When making Buffalo wings, where do you get the white meat peices? A: I'm late Q: Are you among the living or the dead? A: We need a larger ladle. Stat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you among the living or the dead? A: We need a larger ladle. Stat! Q: What key piece of dialogue clued the producers that the writers on ER had been taking LSD while watching Gordon Ramsey in Hell's Kitchen ? A: Tell me that's just soda pop in those canisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tell me that's just soda pop in those canisters. Q: Hi, would you like to sample our new product, deep-fried soda? A: My arteries hardened just looking at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hi, would you like to sample our new product, deep-fried soda? A: My arteries hardened just looking at it. Q: What do you think of the our new chocolate in PlayBoy bunny poses ? A: I need this building evacuated and cleared out in 10 minutes ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need this building evacuated and cleared out in 10 minutes ! Q: Why are you calling in a fake bomb threat? A: Eat steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you calling in a fake bomb threat? A: Eat steak. Q: How do you cause a sensitive vegetarian to faint ? A: Just pick up that phone and make it happen ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just pick up that phone and make it happen ! Q: What causes a dialtone? A: lots and lots of little bits of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: lots and lots of little bits of stuff. Q: What is dust? A: OK, you make it funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK, you make it funny! Q: Making fun of Shatner's singing is just sad. A: Try David Hasselhoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . I can't find anthing good on the menu. What do you recommend? A: Maison en flambé! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: . . . I can't find anthing good on the menu. What do you recommend? A: Maison en flambé! Q: What did the arsonist chef call his latest creation, the setting on fire of his restaurant ? A: get in the car, there's no time ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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