Tim Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is Wonder Woman looking to pummel to death? A: once in a while, a government agent actually does something that isn't stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is Wonder Woman looking to pummel to death? A: once in a while, a government agent actually does something that isn't stupid. Q: What is an example of a miracle in the modern world? A: That was the next to last straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was the next to last straw. Q: Why do I have to clean and restock the soda area? A: If there is any problem it could be that it is not turned on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do I have to clean and restock the soda area? A: If there is any problem it could be that it is not turned on. Q: Whats wrong with my persocom? She just doesn't seem interested. A: A bowl of ramen, half a pack of Camels, a broken TV set, and a copy of FREd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A bowl of ramen' date=' half a pack of Camels, a broken TV set, and a copy of FREd.[/quote'] Q: What can you always find on That Masked Man's desk? A: A half-full can of beer, a broken calculator, 3 ball-point pens, and a model of a zeppelin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A half-full can of beer, a broken calculator, 3 ball-point pens, and a model of a zeppelin. Q: What can you always find on Basil's desk? A: sometimes it is just too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What can you always find on Basil's desk? A: sometimes it is just too easy. Q: Why shouldn't I make up a question about Tim's desk? A: Because my desk just disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm pretty sure the desk has figured out why, exactly, it exists... A: It's an easy way to make and bake a cake. Even if you're lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's an easy way to make and bake a cake. Even if you're lazy. Q: So you picked up desert at the local bakery for your wife's birthday? A: Now we know for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now we know for sure. Q: Why did I send out for desert and get a bucketful of sand? I couldn't possibly have made a typographical error, could I? A: And that is how Michael Hopcroft injured his freaking back at the convention AGAIN.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that is how Michael Hopcroft injured his freaking back at the convention AGAIN.... Q: I told you if you were going to bring ALL you Hero books to the game you were running to use a rolling cart. A: He doesn't keep anything important there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I told you if you were going to bring ALL you Hero books to the game you were running to use a rolling cart. A: He doesn't keep anything important there. Q: Why are the NSA Agents playing football with the President's brain ? A: I thought you said you weren't coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought you said you weren't coming Q: Why didn't you let me put on a condom? A: Because sometimes a plastic one is no substitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why didn't you let me put on a condom? A: Because sometimes a plastic one is no substitute. Q: Why did you dump the girl with the DDD chest ? A: I wasn't planning on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wasn't planning on it. Q: So, is the day you are going to cause the total extinction of homo sapeins with a toothbrush? A: I don't care how much you squee about it, I just don't see those two being a good couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So' date=' is the day you are going to cause the total extinction of [i']homo sapeins[/i] with a toothbrush? A: I don't care how much you squeel about it, I just don't see those two being a good couple. Q: What's not to like about Jennifer Anniston being taken out by Bruce the shark from Jaws ? A: Something I couldn't show to anybody else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Something I couldn't show to anybody else Q: You are showing me your Spiderman Underoos because....? A: It's all teeth and no jaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You are showing me your Spiderman Underoos because....? A: It's all teeth and no jaws. Q: So what do you think of the Congressional Committee on Dentistry ? A: What it did to them, it did extremely fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: What it did to them, it did extremely fast. Q: My cat inherited the speed force, and is now hunting every mouse in the state. A: She opposed his drilling in the brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: She opposed his drilling in the brush. Q: Why won't your wife do as you dentist asked and put new holes in the cleaning device? A: I'd be appalled to were I not so bleeding dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd be appalled to were I not so bleeding dead. Q: I don't care if you're a hemophil-whatsis; why won't you join the Red Cross Blood Drive? A: I thought the stuff about desks was more amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I don't care if you're a hemophil-whatsis; why won't you join the Red Cross Blood Drive? A: I thought the stuff about desks was more amusing. Q) So you didn't like my "Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail" as done by loveseats? A) Not with a 30ft Pole of No Touching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Not with a 30ft Pole of No Touching. Q:" C'mon, you've already taken Nyarlyhotep's daughter to the prom. You might as well dance with her! A: That's why this isn't a good place to bury your dead cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Arlington won't allow pagan symbols on tombstone. I know that Tabby was a veteran, but... A: KGB in your basement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: KGB in your basement! Q: So what makes you think I'm a torturer for the CIA? A: If I stop thinking, I stop existing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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