Enforcer84 Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say, is that Mel Gibson in the synagogue? A: I believe it's drowning, sir. Q) Why is that young fish crying? A) Fly away. Fly away now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Fly away. Fly away now! Q) My X-Ray vision shows me there's someone at the door. What time did you say your husband was coming home? A) I suggest you avoid the cheeseburgers here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) My X-Ray vision shows me there's someone at the door. What time did you say your husband was coming home? A) I suggest you avoid the cheeseburgers here. Q: What is this interior decoration, it looks like people exploded from the inside ? A: I'm way past the point of common sense here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm way past the point of common sense here Q: Senator Kerry, What is your political platform based on? A:He's out of the hospital now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Senator Kerry, What is your political platform based on? A:He's out of the hospital now. Q: Hey how's that guy who slept with your wife ? A: All right, listen to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: All right' date=' listen to me[/quote'] Q: How can I tell when my hearing aid battery wears out? A: We had sun for forty days and forty nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We had sun for forty days and forty nights. Q: HOw do you know you were in Alaska? A: He has said he wants a little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: HOw do you know you were in Alaska? A: He has said he wants a little girl. Q) So how did you know Tom Thumb was frequenting your brothel? A) I said Three Free Beers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I said Three Free Beers! Q: Your name Goldilocks or something? A: 2400 square miles of lava flats and bunch grass, and not a milkshake in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Rabbi Kamahamaya, what's hell like? A: They wouldn't let me on the flight with it - even though I specifically put it in a clear plastic bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They wouldn't let me on the flight with it - even though I specifically put it in a clear plastic bag. Q: Why did you throw away the 3 lbs of plastique? A: I'll be right back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll be right back. Q: what is one of the rejected slogans for Governor Schwarzenegger's re-election campaign? A: You can't be President today, dear. You'll have to wait your turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't be President today, dear. You'll have to wait your turn. Q: What did Tipper tell Al Gore after the 2000 election? A: Mess hysteria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mess hysteria Q: What is the state of mind of most mothers on entering their teenage son's room for the first time in three weeks? A: she does still play with toys, in a manner of speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: she does still play with toys' date=' in a manner of speaking.[/quote'] Q: Your anime-schoolgirl-with-the-DDD-chest teammate is wanted by the cops for stealing the entire contents of an Adult Store. As your team's official spokesperson, what is your explanation for her crime? A: Actually, it's a DD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually, it's a DD Q: IS the military abberviation for a destroyer, DE? A:You don't mess around with Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: IS the military abberviation for a destroyer, DE? A:You don't mess around with Jim. Q: What was Dr McCoy's explanation of why Captain Kirk got involved in a brawl ? A: I wasn't planning on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wasn't planning on it. Q: Look, there's the ol' Lone Ranger! Ain't you gonna pull off his mask? A: No, don't take him off my head -- he seems to like it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look, there's the ol' Lone Ranger! Ain't you gonna pull off his mask? A: No, don't take him off my head -- he seems to like it there. Q: Why are you stopping us from getting Bonzo down Ron ? He hasn't 'been' today. A: No, they're just fossils, as far as we know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, they're just fossils, as far as we know. Q: Are those the last remaining moderate Democrats? A: Everyone should be able to function on 3 minutes of sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everyone should be able to function on 3 minutes of sleep. Q: A bureaucrat worked in a corporation, and he saw a person fall asleep at his desk, and watched him fall asleep for 3 whole minutes. Then a co-worker threw a wadded up piece of paper at him and woke him up. Seeing that the bureaucrat was watching, the tired employee worked twice as hard as before. What was the bureaucrat's conclusion in his report? A: Final Ansi/ISO Standard C++... your mother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Final Ansi/ISO Standard C++... your mother! Q: What's the world's geekiest insult? A: No, I can't translate it, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the world's geekiest insult? A: No, I can't translate it, either. Q) *furtive glance* Unga Stigumba Baggadi? A) Like three Politicians in a Car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Like three Politicians in a Car. Q: A good target for a grenade is_______? A: If Oprah can have her own magazine, why can't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Fat Momma Monthly, because... A: Funksaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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