That Masked Man Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what makes you think I'm a torturer for the CIA? A: If I stop thinking, I stop existing. Q: Aren't you taking this "I think therefore I am" business a little far Descartes? A: Nowhere, but not quite the middle of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aren't you taking this "I think therefore I am" business a little far Descartes? A: Nowhere, but not quite the middle of it. Q: What does the sign say that makes you think that we are not completely lost but are going to be ? A: I'd like you to let this person take a look at them, if you don't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd like you to let this person take a look at them' date=' if you don't mind.[/quote'] Q: Hey, what do you think of my invisible men? A: I guess this means it's a really bad day to be a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I guess this means it's a really bad day to be a cow. Q: I always wanted to see Chicago and see the place Cousin Bessie burned! Hey, what's this sign here that says "slaughterhouse"? A: There's nothing but spam on the menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I always wanted to see Chicago and see the place Cousin Bessie burned! Hey, what's this sign here that says "slaughterhouse"? A: There's nothing but spam on the menu. Q: How do you know that this website has been got at by a hacker ? A: Right, right, why don't you check this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right, right, why don't you check this out. Q; What should we do with this Necronomicon I found in the library? A: So that's what happened to my kitten! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q; What should we do with this Necronomicon I found in the library? A: So that's what happened to my kitten! Q: What do you think of the beast of destruction know only as Tiddles ? A: Look at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look at that. Q: What should I do now that I'm tired of looking at this? A: Don't worry, we're going to help you. We're from the Federal Government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should I do now that I'm tired of looking at this? A: Don't worry, we're going to help you. We're from the Federal Government. Q: The IRS army are advancing upon me, can you stop them ? A: The equipment looks brand new too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The equipment looks brand new too. Q; This is the most advanced phsyics lab in the world. Isn't it a shame we have to blow it up? A: What a coincidence! I'm getting a Wii too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q; This is the most advanced phsyics lab in the world. Isn't it a shame we have to blow it up? A: What a coincidence! I'm getting a Wii too! Q) Why are you following me into the restroom? I said I had ta wee. A) And compared to him Benny Hill was a genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) And compared to him Benny Hill was a genius Q: So I take it you're not a big Yahoo Serious fan? A: That's why, now that the President's speech is over, I have to put my clothes back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Every time a word is mispronounced, I have to remove an article of clothing. A: Well, I would've, if my cellphone got signal on Pluto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Every time a word is mispronounced, I have to remove an article of clothing. A: Well, I would've, if my cellphone got signal on Pluto. Q: Why haven't you returned our pages and calls, we've been paging you and calling you that your Mother In Law is ill ? A: I think you better tell us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think you better tell us. Q: Do you have any idea where I left the Iludium PU-238 Explosive Space Modulatoooor? A: Only the biggest hit on the new Cheez Whiz album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you have any idea where I left the Iludium PU-238 Explosive Space Modulatoooor? A: Only the biggest hit on the new Cheez Whiz album. Q: What's this track called 'On the good ship lollypop m**********r' ? A: About a hundred miles of nothing in both directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: About a hundred miles of nothing in both directions. Q. From the 1960's song, how long were the Canyons of his mind? A: And then it dribbled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: And then it dribbled. Q: WHy did that six armed freak from Regulus get a contract with the NBA? I saw it's tryouts, It couldn't shoot. A: At least it is still in one peice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: At least it is still in One Piece. Q: How dare they remove the Skull & Crossbones from Captain Harlock? A: I've got jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How dare they remove the Skull & Crossbones from Captain Harlock? A: I've got jelly. Q: We're about to rob the bank and blow open the door on the safe. You were asked to bring nitro and now please tell everyone what you have got instead ? A: We've got two choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We've got two choices. Q: So, Doctor, the Cybermen and the Daleks are both attacking! Who should we surrender to? A: Because I'M the Goddess, THAT'S WHY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I'M the Goddess' date=' THAT'S WHY![/quote'] Q:So you invented PMS for what reason? A: Twelve shillings and sixpence please with a slice of fried toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q:So you invented PMS for what reason? A: Twelve shillings and sixpence please with a slice of fried toad. Q: So tell me what do you want for the souls of all your family ? A: One of them's wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: One of them's wrong Q: Why don't you want to hear the old story of Winkin, Blinkin, and Pi-r-squared? A: You have crossed the line from perfection to perversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You have crossed the line from perfection to perversion. Q: So what were those white lines in the road exactly? A: And it lights up when I wiggle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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