Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: OOOPPPPSSS!!! Q: Did you just press the jolly, candy-like History eraser Button AGAIN? A: That's as may be, it's still a chihuahua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you just press the jolly, candy-like History eraser Button AGAIN? A: That's as may be, it's still a chihuahua. Q: It's 30 feet tall, and looking for bad mexican food... your not worried about this? A: But Madame, I'm the Pope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's as may be' date=' it's still a chihuahua.[/quote'] Q: Whaddaya mean, Sparky here can't join the Alpine rescue team? He's got the little barrel of brandy on his collar! A: [see next post, below] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But Madame' date=' I'm the Pope![/quote'] Q: I'm sorry, sir, but we have a dress code. No hats, no exceptions. A: Everybody's got one of those nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, sir, but we have a dress code. No hats, no exceptions. A: Everybody's got one of those nowadays. Q: Did you see the guy 'toting the laptop with the satellite dish and coaxial cable? A: I'll pinch you in the behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: OOOPPPPSSS!!! Q: Could you hand my the genius brain? A: Abbey Something, I Think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Abbey Something' date=' I Think.[/quote'] Q: You're the manager of Tower Records and you can't help me find the next-to-last Beatles album? A: This was not a shining moment for the cause of reason and sanity in international affairs. But at least it was pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This was not a shining moment for the cause of reason and sanity in international affairs. But at least it was pretty. Q: I understand you just dropped nukes on Iran. What do you have to say for yourself? A: A sellular phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A sellular phone Q: Man, All you ever get is telemarketer calls and Junk mail on your new phone. What kind was it again? A: To 4 parts cinnamon add 2 parts cinnamon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: To 4 parts cinnamon add 2 parts cinnamon. Q: How do you make six parts cinnamon? A: If cows can do all this damage by accident, I'd hate to think of what they could do from malice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If cows can do all this damage by accident' date=' I'd hate to think of what they could do from malice.[/quote'] Q: Okay, I forked over the $8.50 to see An Inconvenient Truth, and now you're telling me the hole in the ozone layer is caused by cow flatulence?! A: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and three spider monkeys with nipple rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and three spider monkeys with nipple rings. Q: What do you consider nessessary for a perfect date? A: They get dry and wrinklely as they get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They get dry and wrinklely as they get older. Q: What do grapes, plums, and Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders have in common? A: I've never thought about it quite like that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've never thought about it quite like that before. Q: Don't you realize that if you react to all annoyances with automatic weapons people are going to take offense? A: Ho hum. Another day, another galaxy to destroy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ho hum. Another day' date=' another galaxy to destroy.[/quote'] Q: Dr. Evil, you have conqured half the known universe. What words of wisdom do you live by? A: I'll pinch you in the behind. Q: If I tickle you with a feather, what will you do about it? A: All things are relative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dr. Evil, you have conqured half the known universe. What words of wisdom do you live by? Q: If I tickle you with a feather, what will you do about it? A: All things are relative. Q: In my heart, I know I'm funny A: but it stings, burns, throbs AND itches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: but it stings' date=' burns, throbs AND itches[/quote'] Q: Do you understand that you must not, under any circumstances, touch that rash or put anything at all onit? A: Spines. Everybody needs one, even you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Spines. Everybody needs one' date=' even you.[/quote'] Q: I may be a giant amoeba from outer space, but I'm still an effective hero. What am I missing? A: I'm pretty sure there's either an angel or a demon somewhere in my ancestry. Maybe both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm pretty sure there's either an angel or a demon somewhere in my ancestry. Maybe both. Q: How do you explain your son's feathery wings and your daughter's horns? A: Not exactly, but close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not exactly' date=' but close.[/quote'] Q: Why are nukes such popular tools? A: Supercalafrglistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Supercalafrglistic Q: You ran out of vowels? so what went on the song board? A: Button up, it's raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Button up' date=' it's raining.[/quote'] Q: Pants. Am I wearing any? A: Welcome to Applebee's. This is Bucky the Narcoleptic Three-Toed Sloth. He will be your server tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Trent Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is the service really that slow around here? A: Ouch! My Dragonballs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ouch! My Dragonballs! Q: Man, Vermitrax, you looks like you're in a lot of pain. Just where did that knight hit you with his mace? A: This may be a national catastrophe to you, but me I'm having a grand old time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This may be a national catastrophe to you, but me I'm having a grand old time! Q: THey just blew up Washington and you, Mr. TV Newsman, are dancing a jig. Why? A: slow roasted then served with a garnish of parsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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