Sundog Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's your mommas prostitution career going? A: Hi Ho Aluminum! Away! Q: Why do you say this season of The Lone Ranger got a budget cut? A: Radioactive polo ponies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Radioactive polo ponies. Q: What is Prince Charles's secret nightmare? A: Bit by a radioactive polo pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bit by a radioactive polo pony. Q: Why is she running around the field with that stick? A: Lord Dark Helmet was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lord Dark Helmet was here. Q: What's the lowest graffiti you'll ever see? A: Lone Star and Braf. Please note the spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the lowest graffiti you'll ever see? A: Lone Star and Braf. Please note the spelling. Q: Who were the heroes of that movie, Mr Dyslexic? A: Glow in the dark Dog doo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Glow in the dark Dog doo. Q: Krypto was here? How can you tell? A: Nothing a little elective surgery won't fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Krypto was here? How can you tell? A: Nothing a little elective surgery won't fix. Q: What would you say to another four years of Bush? A: Steel Pyjamas have drawbacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Steel Pyjamas have drawbacks. Q: Why does Mr. Stark sleep in the nude. A: She sleeps in the nude! :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: She sleeps in the nude! :thumbup: Q: Name something I didn't want to know about Shub-Niggorath (She-Goat with a Thousand Young). A: Just about everything goes through her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just about everything goes through her mind. Q: What do you know about that blonde over there? A: technically a virgin olive oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you know about that blonde over there? A: technically a virgin olive oil Q: Wow, this Extra Virgin olive oil is really expensive. Got anything a little more reasonable? A: Just knowing that individual successfully reproduced is way too much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just knowing that individual successfully reproduced is way too much information. Q: So you have no plans to date Britney Spears' daughter in the future? A: And in the end, it all comes down to who gets eaten last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And in the end, it all comes down to who gets eaten last. Q: Describe the finale to a typical Zombie Hero game. A: Because it's a cat-eat-cat world out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe the finale to a typical Zombie Hero game. A: Because it's a cat-eat-cat world out there. Q: Why do you call it the groove apocalypse? A: It won't fit, no matter how hard you push! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It won't fit' date=' no matter how hard you push![/quote'] Q: Will this brick will fit in this hole? A: So that is what a sonic screwdriver does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that is what a sonic screwdriver does. Q: What do you mean those Daleks are all drunk? A: This is not war. This is pest control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean those Daleks are all drunk? A: This is not war. This is pest control. Q: What did Geekman say about the war against the Jocks? A: Forcing it is just going to cause pain for both of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Forcing it is just going to cause pain for both of us. Q: What do you NOT want to hear your lover say? A: The tests came out fine; no worries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you NOT want to hear your lover say? A: The tests came out fine; no worries! Q: What were the results from the worry detector? A: Australian slang can be quite opaque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Australian slang can be quite opaque. Q: Hey chunder, throw another drongo on the barbie, she'll be right, g'day! A: But it is English --- of a sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey chunder, throw another drongo on the barbie, she'll be right, g'day! A: But it is English --- of a sort. Q: Hmm, bowler, briefcase - but no umbrella... A: In Soviet Russia, Race profiles YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: In Soviet Russia' date=' Race profiles YOU![/quote'] Q: Can you think up another dumb "In Soviet Russia" joke? A: There were seventeen of them at last count, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There were seventeen of them at last count' date=' sir.[/quote'] Q: How many are left of the five hundred fearless pygmy gerbils we just released into the wild yesterday? A: I knew breeding a Mouse Without Fear would lead to trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I knew breeding a Mouse Without Fear would lead to trouble. Q: Well, Dr. Madgeneticist, your latest experiment just chewed through the main power cable. What do you think of that?! A: I can get the monkeys for you wholesale, if you're sure you want to go through with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can get the monkeys for you wholesale' date=' if you're sure you want to go through with it.[/quote'] Q: My plan to recreate the works of Shakespeare is almost complete! I found the typewriters cheap at the Goodwill store. How are things on your end? A: Power Girl in a Burqa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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