Sundog Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are there thirty thousand monochrome images of the mail guy's rear end flying all over the office, Earl? A: Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead! Shoes for Industry! Q: Are you sure this is what he meant by a "rilly big shoe tonight"? A: What do you expect? It's low tide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: What do you expect? It's low tide. Q: Why are all my clothes still dirty? A: Shake, rattle and SNAKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shake' date=' rattle and SNAKE![/quote'] Q: What toy is the Consumer Protection Agency all worked up about this Christmas? A: No, I don't think barbecue sauce would be appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I don't think barbecue sauce would be appropriate.[/quote'] Q: Mom, is this new perfume all right for my date with Joey? A: Don't eat with your hands, son. Use your Entrenching Tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mom, is this new perfume all right for my date with Joey? A: Don't eat with your hands, son. Use your Entrenching Tools. Q: Name a quote from a rejected script for Edward Scissorhands. A: It's Boomba, not Bimbo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name a quote from a rejected script for Edward Scissorhands. A: It's Boomba, not Bimbo! Q: Look, Bimbo, why didn't you bring your drums? A: But it's brand new and it's green!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it's brand new and it's green!! Q: Put that thing down! For all you know, it's a piece of alien excrement! A: I can't conceive of any situation where I would have wanted to know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't conceive of any situation where I would have wanted to know that. Q: Isn't it great that I'm not wearing underpants today? A: File under "Imagination, Lack Of". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: File under "Imagination' date=' Lack Of".[/quote'] Q: So to resurrect her career, Britney Spears is doing a Christmas album? A: Oooh, it's just what I wanted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So to resurrect her career, Britney Spears is doing a Christmas album? A: Oooh, it's just what I wanted! Q: So can I buy you a small, thermonuclear device? A: He's sleeping on my cable modem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's sleeping on my cable modem. Q: Why did you wake up the cat? A: I talk to the trees, but they don't listen to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you wake up the cat? A: I talk to the trees, but they don't listen to me. Q: Why are you out here whipping the Elm with you cat-o-nines? A: Ok, now he's sleeping on my monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ok' date=' now he's sleeping on my monitor.[/quote'] Q: Where did my cat go? He was sleeping on the cable modem just a minute ago.... A: You wish you cold dance like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did my cat go? He was sleeping on the cable modem just a minute ago.... A: You wish you cold dance like that! Q: Er, St Vitus wasn't a musician... A: Don't you think that's overcomplicating things a bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't you think that's overcomplicating things a bit? Q: The answer is 42. Why are you pulling out the quantum scrabler for? A: Xena was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Xena was here. Q: Why is Gaby moaning like that? A: Text, yes. Sub, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Gaby moaning like that? A: Text, yes. Sub, no. Q: Do you think the previous pair had a sexual subtext? A: Stop the car. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think the previous pair had a sexual subtext? A: Stop the car. Now. Q: Say, isn't that a cliff over there ? A: Broad-sweeping power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Broad-sweeping power Q: Say, that broom must be eight feet wide. What's it for? A: He won't play unless we let him use his new 23-sided dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say, that broom must be eight feet wide. What's it for? A: He won't play unless we let him use his new 23-sided dice. Q: What's the problem with VP Quayle playing Champions with us? A: Mister Potatoe Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mister Potatoe Head. Q: Who says we should call the whole thing off? A: That's as may be, it's still a frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's as may be' date=' it's still a frog.[/quote'] Q: The princess has been kissing the frog for some time. Why has it not transformed into her prince? A: The Constructions went through here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The princess has been kissing the frog for some time. Why has it not transformed into her prince? A: The Constructions went through here. Q: So this is the Great Gate of Bands Who Never Made It. A: The Emobots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So this is the Great Gate of Bands Who Never Made It. A: The Emobots. Q: Why has the music scene suddenly become soooo depressed? A: Solar oil and a little effort... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Solar oil and a little effort... Q: How can we make the sun stop squeaking? A: Less is more, but more is not less. Unless it's on the moor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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