Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Less is more' date=' but more is not less. Unless it's on the moor.[/quote'] Q: Think we can get Othello here to pay our bar tab for us? A: Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look, so I bought him a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look' date=' so I bought him a pizza.[/quote'] Q: You say you've written a version of Shakespeare's Julius Caeser, set in modern-day America? Can you give me a sample of the dialogue? A: He said something about launching a thousand slips, and some gal burning while topless. Then he ran off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say you've written a version of Shakespeare's Julius Caeser, set in modern-day America? Can you give me a sample of the dialogue? A: He said something about launching a thousand slips, and some gal burning while topless. Then he ran off. Q: Hey, was that Homer's brother? The one with the lisp? A: Sanguinity is overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sanguinity is overrated. Q: Giving up on the whole vampire thing, huh? A: Keyes_Bill, Death Tribble, and Rebeccared50 on live television! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Keyes_Bill, Death Tribble, and Rebeccared50 on live television! Q: Who are the guests on the next Jerry Springer? A: And that's when the destruction began. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's when the destruction began. Q: You say that Keyes_Bill, Death Tribble, and Rebeccared50 were the guests on last night's episode of Jerry Springer? A: Nobody's that silly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say that Keyes_Bill, Death Tribble, and Rebeccared50 were the guests on last night's episode of Jerry Springer? A: Nobody's that silly! Q: Which person would be stupid enough to run naked across the baseball pitch where Who's on first, What's on second and I Don't Know's on third? A: Yes, but it went rather oozy by the end of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which person would be stupid enough to run naked across the baseball pitch where Who's on first, What's on second and I Don't Know's on third? A: Yes, but it went rather oozy by the end of the game. Q: Did you really bat with a frozen chocolate bat? A: They don't fly very well, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't fly very well' date=' either.[/quote'] Q: Replacing the 747s with enormous sheep wasn't such a good idea, was it? A: Eat at Joe's! Most of our customers survive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eat at Joe's! Most of our customers survive! Q: Why is Sam & Ella's Diner getting all the customers that used to eat a Joe's? A: That's the most unfortunate name I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Sam & Ella's Diner getting all the customers that used to eat a Joe's? A: That's the most unfortunate name I've ever heard. Q: Hi! My name is Ima Dum Bass! A: Can you say "Too Much Information"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Can you say "Too Much Information"? Q: That guy has ten different science sites open now with more comming. Is there anything that we should tell him? A: Asperion was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Asperion was here. Q: Why couldn't we find Asperion over there? A: I've been spending all day dissecting zebras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why couldn't we find Asperion over there? A: I've been spending all day dissecting zebras. Q: Why are the hyena's after you? A: It's a shimmy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say that move that's been knocking out the hot guys worldwide was called? A: I saw his sword transform into a claw, and then he looked at me and grinned... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say that move that's been knocking out the hot guys worldwide was called? A: I saw his sword transform into a claw, and then he looked at me and grinned... Q: What was the last thing you remember before you woke up in the hospital? A: Laurel and Hardly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the last thing you remember before you woke up in the hospital? A: Laurel and Hardly. Q: So I can see your pretty pissed about you double date... what were their names? A: But they want to name a star after me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But they want to name a star after me!!! Q: Don't go with them! They're cannibal astronomers!! A: Just a whole in the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just a whole in the wall. Q: This is an intersting picture. How were you able to make it move like that? A: I said divide not multiply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said divide not multiply. Q: How again does cloning an army for the enemy increase our chance of defeating them? A: And that is why we do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that is why we do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Q: Oh my goddess, I have a sphere stuck up my rectum!! A: That's a hole different problem. (PS: that is not a misspelling, nor was my last post.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a hole different problem. Q: Does this pit really go all the way to China? What about the Earth's mantle getting in the way? A: There is no way to unteach these skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Does this pit really go all the way to China? What about the Earth's mantle getting in the way? A: There is no way to unteach these skills. Q: But I don't want to know how to self rectalize! A: I think the Companion Cube spoke to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think the Companion Cube spoke to me. Q: What got the Malcolm Reynolds Cube so bent out of shape at you? A: Fifteen million unsatisfied customers...and counting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fifteen million unsatisfied customers...and counting! Q: How's your mommas prostitution career going? A: Hi Ho Aluminum! Away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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