Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Less is more' date=' but more is not less. Unless it's on the moor.[/quote'] Q: Think we can get Othello here to pay our bar tab for us? A: Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look, so I bought him a pizza. Quote
Basil Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look' date=' so I bought him a pizza.[/quote'] Q: You say you've written a version of Shakespeare's Julius Caeser, set in modern-day America? Can you give me a sample of the dialogue? A: He said something about launching a thousand slips, and some gal burning while topless. Then he ran off. Quote
Sundog Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say you've written a version of Shakespeare's Julius Caeser, set in modern-day America? Can you give me a sample of the dialogue? A: He said something about launching a thousand slips, and some gal burning while topless. Then he ran off. Q: Hey, was that Homer's brother? The one with the lisp? A: Sanguinity is overrated. Quote
Pariah Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sanguinity is overrated. Q: Giving up on the whole vampire thing, huh? A: Keyes_Bill, Death Tribble, and Rebeccared50 on live television! Quote
Tim Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Keyes_Bill, Death Tribble, and Rebeccared50 on live television! Q: Who are the guests on the next Jerry Springer? A: And that's when the destruction began. Quote
Pariah Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's when the destruction began. Q: You say that Keyes_Bill, Death Tribble, and Rebeccared50 were the guests on last night's episode of Jerry Springer? A: Nobody's that silly! Quote
"V" Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say that Keyes_Bill, Death Tribble, and Rebeccared50 were the guests on last night's episode of Jerry Springer? A: Nobody's that silly! Q: Which person would be stupid enough to run naked across the baseball pitch where Who's on first, What's on second and I Don't Know's on third? A: Yes, but it went rather oozy by the end of the game. Quote
Sundog Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which person would be stupid enough to run naked across the baseball pitch where Who's on first, What's on second and I Don't Know's on third? A: Yes, but it went rather oozy by the end of the game. Q: Did you really bat with a frozen chocolate bat? A: They don't fly very well, either. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't fly very well' date=' either.[/quote'] Q: Replacing the 747s with enormous sheep wasn't such a good idea, was it? A: Eat at Joe's! Most of our customers survive! Quote
Pariah Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eat at Joe's! Most of our customers survive! Q: Why is Sam & Ella's Diner getting all the customers that used to eat a Joe's? A: That's the most unfortunate name I've ever heard. Quote
Sundog Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Sam & Ella's Diner getting all the customers that used to eat a Joe's? A: That's the most unfortunate name I've ever heard. Q: Hi! My name is Ima Dum Bass! A: Can you say "Too Much Information"? Quote
Asperion Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Can you say "Too Much Information"? Q: That guy has ten different science sites open now with more comming. Is there anything that we should tell him? A: Asperion was here. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Asperion was here. Q: Why couldn't we find Asperion over there? A: I've been spending all day dissecting zebras. Quote
rebeccared50 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Posted December 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why couldn't we find Asperion over there? A: I've been spending all day dissecting zebras. Q: Why are the hyena's after you? A: It's a shimmy.... Quote
Amber Nytstar Posted December 13, 2007 Report Posted December 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say that move that's been knocking out the hot guys worldwide was called? A: I saw his sword transform into a claw, and then he looked at me and grinned... Quote
Sundog Posted December 13, 2007 Report Posted December 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say that move that's been knocking out the hot guys worldwide was called? A: I saw his sword transform into a claw, and then he looked at me and grinned... Q: What was the last thing you remember before you woke up in the hospital? A: Laurel and Hardly. Quote
rebeccared50 Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the last thing you remember before you woke up in the hospital? A: Laurel and Hardly. Q: So I can see your pretty pissed about you double date... what were their names? A: But they want to name a star after me!!! Quote
Basil Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But they want to name a star after me!!! Q: Don't go with them! They're cannibal astronomers!! A: Just a whole in the wall. Quote
Asperion Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just a whole in the wall. Q: This is an intersting picture. How were you able to make it move like that? A: I said divide not multiply. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said divide not multiply. Q: How again does cloning an army for the enemy increase our chance of defeating them? A: And that is why we do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Quote
Basil Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that is why we do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Q: Oh my goddess, I have a sphere stuck up my rectum!! A: That's a hole different problem. (PS: that is not a misspelling, nor was my last post.) Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a hole different problem. Q: Does this pit really go all the way to China? What about the Earth's mantle getting in the way? A: There is no way to unteach these skills. Quote
Sundog Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Does this pit really go all the way to China? What about the Earth's mantle getting in the way? A: There is no way to unteach these skills. Q: But I don't want to know how to self rectalize! A: I think the Companion Cube spoke to me. Quote
Pariah Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think the Companion Cube spoke to me. Q: What got the Malcolm Reynolds Cube so bent out of shape at you? A: Fifteen million unsatisfied customers...and counting! Quote
Sociotard Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fifteen million unsatisfied customers...and counting! Q: How's your mommas prostitution career going? A: Hi Ho Aluminum! Away! Quote
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