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Q: Why would anyone who just spent $16,000 restoring a classic Volkswagon Beetle suddenly donate it to the Mythbusters?

 

A: It's red, black, and white. Why do you need to know?

 

 

Q: What colour is a killer skunk?

 

A: A street racer just rammed my T-72.

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Q: What's that steaming pile of junk in the middle of the freeway?

 

A: Not exactly what I meant by 'defensive driving'....

 

Q: Dude, did you tell Eddie to equip his Dodge Neon with armor plating and a pair of Vulcan machine guns?

 

A: So anyway, a Succubus, a Djinn, and a Shinigami are sitting at the bar ordering drinks when...

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A: A waning crescent and a full moon.

 

Q: What's the difference between a half-eaten croissant and some guy dropping his pants?

 

A: This old guy was walking down the street with a bunch of animals following him....

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A: This old guy was walking down the street with a bunch of animals following him....

 

Q: Look at all this stuff. Larks' tongues in aspic, pheasant under glass, suckling pig, frogs' legs, escargot in garlic butter ... it's the most amazing spread I've ever seen, right here in the street. Do you know where the mystery holiday banquet with all the weird side dishes came from?

 

A: When in doubt, add more bourbon.

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Q: Look at all this stuff. Larks' tongues in aspic, pheasant under glass, suckling pig, frogs' legs, escargot in garlic butter ... it's the most amazing spread I've ever seen, right here in the street. Do you know where the mystery holiday banquet with all the weird side dishes came from?

 

A: When in doubt, add more bourbon.

Q: What's your recipe for eggnog?

 

A: Pizza The Hutt

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Q: That woman claims to have an extra chromosome in the 23rd "pair." What does that make her?

 

 

 

 

A: Obscure, but amusing.

 

 

Q: Do you get the jokes associated with naming a sports team of undead the Maximum Schreck?

 

A: Battle of the wingnuts.

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A: Big bands for big sound

Q: Dude, that's not a pair of rubber bands you're shooting at your sister; that's a pair of frickin' truck inner tubes. What are you trying to do, make her scream?

 

A: It's ... a Freddy Krueger Christmas!!

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Q: Dude, that's not a pair of rubber bands you're shooting at your sister; that's a pair of frickin' truck inner tubes. What are you trying to do, make her scream?

 

A: It's ... a Freddy Krueger Christmas!!

 

 

Q: Okay - why do members of the chorus keep disappearing?

 

A: Inappropriate demeanour.

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A: Two sacks of coal and Foxbat in a pine tree.

 

(Please don't hurt me, I just couldn't resist any longer.)

 

Q: What are the prime ingredients necessary for a spectacular bonfire? :eg:

 

A: We three kings of Orient are . . . well, we're lost, actually.

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