Tim Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Power Girl in a Burqa. Q: What new costume defines "Missing the point"? A: They go "Kaboom!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They go "Kaboom!". Q: What do these ticking boxes do? A: He must really hate that car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why would anyone who just spent $16,000 restoring a classic Volkswagon Beetle suddenly donate it to the Mythbusters? A: It's red, black, and white. Why do you need to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why would anyone who just spent $16,000 restoring a classic Volkswagon Beetle suddenly donate it to the Mythbusters? A: It's red, black, and white. Why do you need to know? Q: What colour is a killer skunk? A: A street racer just rammed my T-72. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A street racer just rammed my T-72. Q: What's that steaming pile of junk in the middle of the freeway? A: Not exactly what I meant by 'defensive driving'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's that steaming pile of junk in the middle of the freeway? A: Not exactly what I meant by 'defensive driving'.... Q: Dude, did you tell Eddie to equip his Dodge Neon with armor plating and a pair of Vulcan machine guns? A: So anyway, a Succubus, a Djinn, and a Shinigami are sitting at the bar ordering drinks when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: So anyway' date=' a Succubus, a Djinn, and a Shinigami are sitting at the bar ordering drinks when...[/quote'] Q: Stop with all the "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister" jokes! A: On the banks of the Irtysh River Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Stop with all the "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister" jokes! A: On the banks of the Irtysh River Q: Where can I find some Irts? A: Obviousness can be a positive attribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obviousness can be a positive attribute. Q: Why is your costume in so many bright and flashy colors? A: Marty McFly was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Marty McFly was here. Q: So, Doctor Jackson, what was carved inside the burial chamber that has the other archaeologists in an uproar? A: A waning crescent and a full moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A waning crescent and a full moon. Q: What's the difference between a half-eaten croissant and some guy dropping his pants? A: This old guy was walking down the street with a bunch of animals following him.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This old guy was walking down the street with a bunch of animals following him.... Q: Look at all this stuff. Larks' tongues in aspic, pheasant under glass, suckling pig, frogs' legs, escargot in garlic butter ... it's the most amazing spread I've ever seen, right here in the street. Do you know where the mystery holiday banquet with all the weird side dishes came from? A: When in doubt, add more bourbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look at all this stuff. Larks' tongues in aspic, pheasant under glass, suckling pig, frogs' legs, escargot in garlic butter ... it's the most amazing spread I've ever seen, right here in the street. Do you know where the mystery holiday banquet with all the weird side dishes came from? A: When in doubt, add more bourbon. Q: What's your recipe for eggnog? A: Pizza The Hutt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pizza The Hutt Q: So what is eating you? A: Santa Claus was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Santa Claus was here. Q: Why am I up to my knees in anthracite coal all of a sudden? A: Listen to the music of the knight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Listen to the music of the knight. Q: What is the main song when Sir Elton John plays the Phantom A: Rated XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rated XXX Q: That woman claims to have an extra chromosome in the 23rd "pair." What does that make her? A: Obscure, but amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That woman claims to have an extra chromosome in the 23rd "pair." What does that make her? A: Obscure, but amusing. Q: Do you get the jokes associated with naming a sports team of undead the Maximum Schreck? A: Battle of the wingnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Battle of the wingnuts. Q: What do you call the political-flames threads on NGD? A: Not since 1928. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not since 1928. Q: Can we keep the government from intruding into our lives? A: Big bands for big sound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Big bands for big sound Q: Dude, that's not a pair of rubber bands you're shooting at your sister; that's a pair of frickin' truck inner tubes. What are you trying to do, make her scream? A: It's ... a Freddy Krueger Christmas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, that's not a pair of rubber bands you're shooting at your sister; that's a pair of frickin' truck inner tubes. What are you trying to do, make her scream? A: It's ... a Freddy Krueger Christmas!! Q: Okay - why do members of the chorus keep disappearing? A: Inappropriate demeanour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Inappropriate demeanour. Q: Why are you laughing at the idea of a Freddy Kruger Christmas? A: A liter of egg nog and a 55-gallon barrel of liquid nitrogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you make such great egg-nog flavoured ice cream? A: Two sacks of coal and Foxbat in a pine tree. (Please don't hurt me, I just couldn't resist any longer.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two sacks of coal and Foxbat in a pine tree. (Please don't hurt me, I just couldn't resist any longer.) Q: What are the prime ingredients necessary for a spectacular bonfire? A: We three kings of Orient are . . . well, we're lost, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.