Pariah Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whatever you think your are. Q: Mr. Clinton, how would you define the word "your"? A: Chuck Norris and Britney Spears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Darth Vader was here. Q: Hey, what's with all the asphyxiation victims? A: Chuck Norris and Britney Spears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chuck Norris and Britney Spears. Q: Who would make the worst possible mothers? A: Tired of this kung fu crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who would make the worst possible mothers? A: Tired of this kung fu crap Q: What is Chuck Norris? A: Darth Flutterby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Darth Flutterby. Q: Who is the proposed archnemesis for Hello Kitty? A: A big bottle of kerosene, or 30,000 peanut M&Ms. You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is the proposed archnemesis for Hello Kitty? A: A big bottle of kerosene, or 30,000 peanut M&Ms. You decide. Q: How to you propose we pacify Death Tribble? A: But I don't know the words.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How to you propose we pacify Death Tribble? A: But I don't know the words.... Q: Ok ready to recite your wedding vows in front of the Minister ? A: A national emergency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok ready to recite your wedding vows in front of the Minister ? A: A national emergency Q: I've lost my hip belt and I have a world shaking shimmy coming up... how shall we classify this? A: But I do have safety pins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But I do have safety pins! Q: How can you expect me to perform brain surgery when I don't have my surgical instruments? A: Yes, we took a long time to choose the turkey this year. But we got a really big one. The VP of Marketing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes, we took a long time to choose the turkey this year. But we got a really big one. The VP of Marketing. Q: Honey! Why do we have a dead man, trussed up, with an apple in his mouth, on our dining room table? A: Punkin' the Pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Honey! Why do we have a dead man, trussed up, with an apple in his mouth, on our dining room table? A: Punkin' the Pie Q: I can't believe you put fins on the pumpkin pie. What was the name of your show again? A: Critic Overload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Critic Overload. Q: Why can't my new fantasy movie get any decent reviews? A: I never asked to be King of Scotland, and now I can't get out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never asked to be King of Scotland' date=' and now I can't get out of it.[/quote'] Q: So, Mr. Macbeth, what was your first clue that your loving wife was really a homicidal maniac? A: Rubber mallets for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Mr. Macbeth, what was your first clue that your loving wife was really a homicidal maniac? A: Rubber mallets for everyone! Q: What is Pariah's idea of fun party favors? A: No I didn't do it... but I seriously considered it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Pariah's idea of fun party favors? A: No I didn't do it... but I seriously considered it. Q: Did you really pet the Death Tribble? A: Not all mockery is negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you really pet the Death Tribble? A: Not all mockery is negative. Q: Why did you tickle Colin Mockery? A: I don't have a supplement for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't have a supplement for that. Q: What do you mean I can't play a flying, fire-breathing Bugbear as my PC? A: If anything can break the system, your PC will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean I can't play a flying, fire-breathing Bugbear as my PC? A: If anything can break the system, your PC will. Q: Heard at least once in every role-playing group: A: You can't escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't escape. Q: I thought this was the first date! Why have you tied me up and locked me in the basement, Debbie? A: The cattle are parachuting to Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought this was the first date! Why have you tied me up and locked me in the basement, Debbie? A: The cattle are parachuting to Earth. Q: What's that loud 'whoosh, plop' sound? A: There is no chance of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no chance of that. Q: I'm tired of so much "this". What's the probability of getting some "that"? A: Flour-essense lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flour-essense lights. Q: This is a real delicious cake. How did you make this cake so "light" and fluffy? A: Red Green was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is a real delicious cake. How did you make this cake so "light" and fluffy? A: Red Green was here. Q: What's the grafitti we're supposed to put up? The ones for the Eco-Communist Coalition? A: We shot it in the head, but we should have chosen a vital point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We shot it in the head' date=' but we should have chosen a vital point.[/quote'] Q: I thought I told you to kill that Orc! Why is it slaying my men? A: I believe the phrase that fits this occasion is "AAAH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought I told you to kill that Orc! Why is it slaying my men? A: I believe the phrase that fits this occasion is "AAAH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!" Q: Did you know that you have a Death Tribble infestation? A: Some things are just too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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