November 22, 200717 yr comment_1396741 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whatever you think your are. Q: Mr. Clinton, how would you define the word "your"? A: Chuck Norris and Britney Spears.
November 22, 200717 yr comment_1396746 Re: Answers & Questions A: Darth Vader was here. Q: Hey, what's with all the asphyxiation victims? A: Chuck Norris and Britney Spears.
November 22, 200717 yr comment_1396773 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chuck Norris and Britney Spears. Q: Who would make the worst possible mothers? A: Tired of this kung fu crap
November 22, 200717 yr comment_1396775 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who would make the worst possible mothers? A: Tired of this kung fu crap Q: What is Chuck Norris? A: Darth Flutterby.
November 22, 200717 yr comment_1396801 Re: Answers & Questions A: Darth Flutterby. Q: Who is the proposed archnemesis for Hello Kitty? A: A big bottle of kerosene, or 30,000 peanut M&Ms. You decide.
November 22, 200717 yr comment_1396870 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is the proposed archnemesis for Hello Kitty? A: A big bottle of kerosene, or 30,000 peanut M&Ms. You decide. Q: How to you propose we pacify Death Tribble? A: But I don't know the words....
November 22, 200717 yr comment_1396875 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How to you propose we pacify Death Tribble? A: But I don't know the words.... Q: Ok ready to recite your wedding vows in front of the Minister ? A: A national emergency
November 22, 200717 yr comment_1396878 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok ready to recite your wedding vows in front of the Minister ? A: A national emergency Q: I've lost my hip belt and I have a world shaking shimmy coming up... how shall we classify this? A: But I do have safety pins!
November 23, 200717 yr comment_1397158 Re: Answers & Questions A: But I do have safety pins! Q: How can you expect me to perform brain surgery when I don't have my surgical instruments? A: Yes, we took a long time to choose the turkey this year. But we got a really big one. The VP of Marketing.
November 23, 200717 yr comment_1397178 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes, we took a long time to choose the turkey this year. But we got a really big one. The VP of Marketing. Q: Honey! Why do we have a dead man, trussed up, with an apple in his mouth, on our dining room table? A: Punkin' the Pie
November 23, 200717 yr comment_1397300 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Honey! Why do we have a dead man, trussed up, with an apple in his mouth, on our dining room table? A: Punkin' the Pie Q: I can't believe you put fins on the pumpkin pie. What was the name of your show again? A: Critic Overload.
November 24, 200717 yr comment_1397692 Re: Answers & Questions A: Critic Overload. Q: Why can't my new fantasy movie get any decent reviews? A: I never asked to be King of Scotland, and now I can't get out of it.
November 24, 200717 yr comment_1397843 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never asked to be King of Scotland' date=' and now I can't get out of it.[/quote'] Q: So, Mr. Macbeth, what was your first clue that your loving wife was really a homicidal maniac? A: Rubber mallets for everyone!
November 24, 200717 yr comment_1397856 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Mr. Macbeth, what was your first clue that your loving wife was really a homicidal maniac? A: Rubber mallets for everyone! Q: What is Pariah's idea of fun party favors? A: No I didn't do it... but I seriously considered it.
November 24, 200717 yr comment_1397911 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Pariah's idea of fun party favors? A: No I didn't do it... but I seriously considered it. Q: Did you really pet the Death Tribble? A: Not all mockery is negative.
November 24, 200717 yr comment_1397963 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you really pet the Death Tribble? A: Not all mockery is negative. Q: Why did you tickle Colin Mockery? A: I don't have a supplement for that.
November 24, 200717 yr comment_1398120 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't have a supplement for that. Q: What do you mean I can't play a flying, fire-breathing Bugbear as my PC? A: If anything can break the system, your PC will.
November 25, 200717 yr comment_1398187 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean I can't play a flying, fire-breathing Bugbear as my PC? A: If anything can break the system, your PC will. Q: Heard at least once in every role-playing group: A: You can't escape.
November 25, 200717 yr comment_1398191 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't escape. Q: I thought this was the first date! Why have you tied me up and locked me in the basement, Debbie? A: The cattle are parachuting to Earth.
November 25, 200717 yr comment_1398194 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought this was the first date! Why have you tied me up and locked me in the basement, Debbie? A: The cattle are parachuting to Earth. Q: What's that loud 'whoosh, plop' sound? A: There is no chance of that.
November 25, 200717 yr comment_1398200 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no chance of that. Q: I'm tired of so much "this". What's the probability of getting some "that"? A: Flour-essense lights.
November 25, 200717 yr comment_1398313 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flour-essense lights. Q: This is a real delicious cake. How did you make this cake so "light" and fluffy? A: Red Green was here.
November 25, 200717 yr comment_1398598 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is a real delicious cake. How did you make this cake so "light" and fluffy? A: Red Green was here. Q: What's the grafitti we're supposed to put up? The ones for the Eco-Communist Coalition? A: We shot it in the head, but we should have chosen a vital point.
November 25, 200717 yr comment_1398614 Re: Answers & Questions A: We shot it in the head' date=' but we should have chosen a vital point.[/quote'] Q: I thought I told you to kill that Orc! Why is it slaying my men? A: I believe the phrase that fits this occasion is "AAAH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!"
November 25, 200717 yr comment_1398635 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought I told you to kill that Orc! Why is it slaying my men? A: I believe the phrase that fits this occasion is "AAAH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!" Q: Did you know that you have a Death Tribble infestation? A: Some things are just too easy.
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