Asperion Posted January 3, 2008 Report Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if you thought THAT was risque..! Q: Do you think that the Invisible Woman with the thong would be a good idea? A: The Brothers Grimm were here. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2008 Report Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Brothers Grimm were here. Q: Why have the wolves around here been getting bigger and badder lately? A: That's why I brought the dynamite. Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted January 3, 2008 Report Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why I brought the dynamite. Q: Did Galactus say he needs to blow his nose? A: If I'd known I was going to Latin America, I'd have learned to speak Latin. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2008 Report Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I'd known I was going to Latin America' date=' I'd have learned to speak Latin.[/quote'] Q: Name a reason George W. Bush did not enter the Foreign Service. A: Very funny. Now help me stop the bleeding. Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted January 3, 2008 Report Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Very funny. Now help me stop the bleeding. Q: Didn't you say, "I need that like I need a hole in the head"? A: If those are my choices, I'll take the hole in the head, thank you very much. Quote
Basil Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If those are my choices, I'll take the hole in the head, thank you very much. Q: You can teach at a junior high-school, or be shot at point-blank range. Make a choice. A: Not that they're much different. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that they're much different. Q: You have your choice: death by firing squad, death by evisceration, death by poison ice cream or death by wild buffalo stampede. Which do you prefer? A: And this is why you don't use hand grenades to play baseball. Quote
Basil Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why you don't use hand grenades to play baseball. Q: Um, coach...why...uh...why is...um...why is my...um...thing, stick, wood, uh...my um bat...um...splintered? A: No, he talks like that all the time. Quote
Sundog Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Um, coach...why...uh...why is...um...why is my...um...thing, stick, wood, uh...my um bat...um...splintered? A: No, he talks like that all the time. Q: Has he been exposed to too much George Bush jr? A: Periodic erudition does not indicate enhanced education. Quote
Basil Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Periodic erudition does not indicate enhanced education. Q: He knows all that Mendeleev stuff real good; don't that prove he went to college? A: He may have meant a dot. Quote
Sundog Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: He knows all that Mendeleev stuff real good; don't that prove he went to college? A: He may have meant a dot. Q: What'd the Son of a Bush mean by "little point at the end of the line thingy"? A: This is not an agreement. You get options in agreements. Quote
Asperion Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not an agreement. You get options in agreements. Q: Hello Death. Do you like this agreement? A: The Justice League was here. Quote
Tim Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Justice League was here. Q: What happened to the Building!? A: They are holding both their groin and their ears Quote
Cancer Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They are holding both their groin and their ears Q: They were attacked by the Falsetto Ninja Vitals-Shot Gang? How can you tell that? A: His signature move is called "Blue Scream of Death"! Quote
Basil Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They were attacked by the Falsetto Ninja Vitals-Shot Gang? How can you tell that? A: His signature move is called "Blue Scream of Death"! Q: OK, so what's the toughest part of fighting Darth Gates? A: It's not on the map. Quote
Sundog Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, so what's the toughest part of fighting Darth Gates? A: It's not on the map. Q: How do we find the shoot of "Lost"? A: It's a bloody axe! Quote
rebeccared50 Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do we find the shoot of "Lost"? A: It's a bloody axe! Q: It's not a bloody guitar? A: I'm seeing visions in my coffee cup... Quote
Sundog Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's not a bloody guitar? A: I'm seeing visions in my coffee cup... Q: Er, you didn't use the sweetner marked "LSD", did you? A: I don't like pigeons. Quote
Tim Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't like pigeons. Q: Would you like some Pidgeon Pie? A: Just order the book today. Quote
Asperion Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just order the book today. Q: What was the first thing that Batman told his new sidekick? A: The Penguin made me do it. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Penguin made me do it. Q: So you're saying Norman Crosby is in your head telling you to eat Wheaties? A: The Breakfast of Also-Rans. Quote
Sundog Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you're saying Norman Crosby is in your head telling you to eat Wheaties? A: The Breakfast of Also-Rans. Q: What meal always excludes the winner? A: I so ronry! Quote
Basil Posted January 8, 2008 Report Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I so ronry! Q: What did he say that made you decide he's a racist who makes fun of how foreigners pronounce English? A: But that would make sense! Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2008 Report Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But that would make sense! Q: And if I put two and two together, don't I get four? A: And the poor little doggie doesn't care anymore. Quote
Basil Posted January 8, 2008 Report Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And the poor little doggie doesn't care anymore. Q: OK, so Dorothy has gone into hysterics. Anything else? A: A tin lion and a cowardly woodsman. Quote
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