Asperion Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if you thought THAT was risque..! Q: Do you think that the Invisible Woman with the thong would be a good idea? A: The Brothers Grimm were here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Brothers Grimm were here. Q: Why have the wolves around here been getting bigger and badder lately? A: That's why I brought the dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why I brought the dynamite. Q: Did Galactus say he needs to blow his nose? A: If I'd known I was going to Latin America, I'd have learned to speak Latin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I'd known I was going to Latin America' date=' I'd have learned to speak Latin.[/quote'] Q: Name a reason George W. Bush did not enter the Foreign Service. A: Very funny. Now help me stop the bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Very funny. Now help me stop the bleeding. Q: Didn't you say, "I need that like I need a hole in the head"? A: If those are my choices, I'll take the hole in the head, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If those are my choices, I'll take the hole in the head, thank you very much. Q: You can teach at a junior high-school, or be shot at point-blank range. Make a choice. A: Not that they're much different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that they're much different. Q: You have your choice: death by firing squad, death by evisceration, death by poison ice cream or death by wild buffalo stampede. Which do you prefer? A: And this is why you don't use hand grenades to play baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why you don't use hand grenades to play baseball. Q: Um, coach...why...uh...why is...um...why is my...um...thing, stick, wood, uh...my um bat...um...splintered? A: No, he talks like that all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Um, coach...why...uh...why is...um...why is my...um...thing, stick, wood, uh...my um bat...um...splintered? A: No, he talks like that all the time. Q: Has he been exposed to too much George Bush jr? A: Periodic erudition does not indicate enhanced education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Periodic erudition does not indicate enhanced education. Q: He knows all that Mendeleev stuff real good; don't that prove he went to college? A: He may have meant a dot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: He knows all that Mendeleev stuff real good; don't that prove he went to college? A: He may have meant a dot. Q: What'd the Son of a Bush mean by "little point at the end of the line thingy"? A: This is not an agreement. You get options in agreements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not an agreement. You get options in agreements. Q: Hello Death. Do you like this agreement? A: The Justice League was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Justice League was here. Q: What happened to the Building!? A: They are holding both their groin and their ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They are holding both their groin and their ears Q: They were attacked by the Falsetto Ninja Vitals-Shot Gang? How can you tell that? A: His signature move is called "Blue Scream of Death"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They were attacked by the Falsetto Ninja Vitals-Shot Gang? How can you tell that? A: His signature move is called "Blue Scream of Death"! Q: OK, so what's the toughest part of fighting Darth Gates? A: It's not on the map. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, so what's the toughest part of fighting Darth Gates? A: It's not on the map. Q: How do we find the shoot of "Lost"? A: It's a bloody axe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do we find the shoot of "Lost"? A: It's a bloody axe! Q: It's not a bloody guitar? A: I'm seeing visions in my coffee cup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's not a bloody guitar? A: I'm seeing visions in my coffee cup... Q: Er, you didn't use the sweetner marked "LSD", did you? A: I don't like pigeons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't like pigeons. Q: Would you like some Pidgeon Pie? A: Just order the book today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just order the book today. Q: What was the first thing that Batman told his new sidekick? A: The Penguin made me do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Penguin made me do it. Q: So you're saying Norman Crosby is in your head telling you to eat Wheaties? A: The Breakfast of Also-Rans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you're saying Norman Crosby is in your head telling you to eat Wheaties? A: The Breakfast of Also-Rans. Q: What meal always excludes the winner? A: I so ronry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I so ronry! Q: What did he say that made you decide he's a racist who makes fun of how foreigners pronounce English? A: But that would make sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But that would make sense! Q: And if I put two and two together, don't I get four? A: And the poor little doggie doesn't care anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And the poor little doggie doesn't care anymore. Q: OK, so Dorothy has gone into hysterics. Anything else? A: A tin lion and a cowardly woodsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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