Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thankfully' date=' they don't do installations.[/quote'] Q: Why is your Extra Arm Kit still in its case? A:It got rubbed the wrong way. Q: Why do you have a bobcat stuck to your leg? A: Here, try my can of Gnu-Be-Gone. It should help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here' date=' try my can of Gnu-Be-Gone. It should help.[/quote'] Q: Darn it, the wildebeest herd broke down the fence and ate all my cabbages again. What's an honest if stupid farmer to do? A: That's a biiiiiiig gopher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a biiiiiiig gopher. Q: How did the clubhouse at Pebble Beach fall into the Earth? A: A camel will walk a mile for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A camel will walk a mile for me. Q: What is the least prefered option here? A: It was 5.5" to the center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was 5.5" to the center. Q: How did you know it was an 11" chocolate layer cake with cream filling we just ate? A: In Australia, pie really are squared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you know it was an 11" chocolate layer cake with cream filling we just ate? A: In Australia, pie really are squared. Q: Hey Michael, you want some Fosters beer and blackberry cobbler? A: Let it not be said that he was a man who lacked convictions...most of them were felonies, two were misdemeaners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let it not be said that he was a man who lacked convictions...most of them were felonies' date=' two were misdemeaners. [/quote'] Q: Here we lay a man well recognized. Is there anything that could be said for him? A: Foxbat was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Here we lay a man well recognized. Is there anything that could be said for him? A: Foxbat was here. Q: What do these 50' high styrofoam lettters say? A: Molten metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do these 50' high styrofoam lettters say? A: Molten metal. Q: What was left after the Masters of Belly Fu started an Atomic Shimmy on the grandstand? A: No really, the Gin Blossums... coolest thing I ever saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was left after the Masters of Belly Fu started an Atomic Shimmy on the grandstand? A: No really, the Gin Blossums... coolest thing I ever saw. Q: What statement best indicates a severe lack of Cool? A: We're Petrified Forest Stormtroopers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're Petrified Forest Stormtroopers! Q: Who can't hit the forest for the trees? A: What we have here is a failure to communicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: What we have here is a failure to communicate. Q: Is your cell phone dead? A: he's nothing but tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is your cell phone dead? A: he's nothing but tribble Q: Do you not fear the Death Tribble? A: My helmet is on backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is your cell phone dead? A: he's nothing but tribble Q: Captain, why does that really hairy Ensign start screeching when ever Lt. Worf passes by? A: Kneel Before Sod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: My helmet is on backwards. Q: Why did you throw that long pass to the Side Judge? A: Kneel Before Sod Q: How do you know Reverence for the Earth has gone too far? A: The Duck stops here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Duck stops here. Q: Hey Howard, what is it that you like to say? A: Welcome to your nearest El Pollo Loco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Welcome to your nearest El Pollo Loco. Q: ¿Por qué los perros funcionan totalmente desenfrenado en ciertas partes de la Argentina? A: Even to the casual pupdog, this too seems incorrect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: ¿Por qué los perros funcionan totalmente desenfrenado en ciertas partes de la Argentina? A: Even to the casual pupdog, this too seems incorrect. Q: Now that we have taken over the Purina factory, no force on Earth can stop us! A: My lungs don't work that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: My lungs don't work that way! Q: What's the best response to a mermaid's invitation to join her? A: 33 1/3, 45, 78, or 932 11/16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the best response to a mermaid's invitation to join her? A: 33 1/3, 45, 78, or 932 11/16 Q: Why do you think your turntable was built by aliens? A: Her tongue is forked - vertically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Her tongue is forked - vertically. Q: You're dating Satan's niece? Why? A: This isn't something you ought to be doing in the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This isn't something you ought to be doing in the snow. Q: Hey Mr. Storm, would you like to give us a demo right now? A: Be zen with the snow, not one with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Mr. Storm, would you like to give us a demo right now? A: Be zen with the snow, not one with it. Q: A line from the failed holiday movie "Mr Miyagi Meets Frosty." A: I shot the Buddha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: A line from the failed holiday movie "Mr Miyagi Meets Frosty." A: I shot the Buddha. Q: Dude, why are the monks chasing us out of the temple with assault rifles? A: Pride cometh before a fall...and a big messy splat on the sidewalk below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, why are the monks chasing us out of the temple with assault rifles? A: Pride cometh before a fall...and a big messy splat on the sidewalk below. Q: Dude the lions had sex, then jumped off the Empire State Building - what's going on? A: And if you thought THAT was risque..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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