December 28, 200717 yr comment_1423192 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thankfully' date=' they don't do installations.[/quote'] Q: Why is your Extra Arm Kit still in its case? A:It got rubbed the wrong way. Q: Why do you have a bobcat stuck to your leg? A: Here, try my can of Gnu-Be-Gone. It should help.
December 28, 200717 yr comment_1423415 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here' date=' try my can of Gnu-Be-Gone. It should help.[/quote'] Q: Darn it, the wildebeest herd broke down the fence and ate all my cabbages again. What's an honest if stupid farmer to do? A: That's a biiiiiiig gopher.
December 29, 200717 yr comment_1423476 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a biiiiiiig gopher. Q: How did the clubhouse at Pebble Beach fall into the Earth? A: A camel will walk a mile for me.
December 29, 200717 yr comment_1423577 Re: Answers & Questions A: A camel will walk a mile for me. Q: What is the least prefered option here? A: It was 5.5" to the center.
December 29, 200717 yr comment_1423579 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was 5.5" to the center. Q: How did you know it was an 11" chocolate layer cake with cream filling we just ate? A: In Australia, pie really are squared.
December 29, 200717 yr comment_1423659 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you know it was an 11" chocolate layer cake with cream filling we just ate? A: In Australia, pie really are squared. Q: Hey Michael, you want some Fosters beer and blackberry cobbler? A: Let it not be said that he was a man who lacked convictions...most of them were felonies, two were misdemeaners.
December 29, 200717 yr comment_1423950 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let it not be said that he was a man who lacked convictions...most of them were felonies' date=' two were misdemeaners. [/quote'] Q: Here we lay a man well recognized. Is there anything that could be said for him? A: Foxbat was here.
December 30, 200717 yr comment_1424327 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Here we lay a man well recognized. Is there anything that could be said for him? A: Foxbat was here. Q: What do these 50' high styrofoam lettters say? A: Molten metal.
December 30, 200717 yr comment_1424370 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do these 50' high styrofoam lettters say? A: Molten metal. Q: What was left after the Masters of Belly Fu started an Atomic Shimmy on the grandstand? A: No really, the Gin Blossums... coolest thing I ever saw.
December 31, 200717 yr comment_1424988 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was left after the Masters of Belly Fu started an Atomic Shimmy on the grandstand? A: No really, the Gin Blossums... coolest thing I ever saw. Q: What statement best indicates a severe lack of Cool? A: We're Petrified Forest Stormtroopers!
December 31, 200717 yr comment_1425123 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're Petrified Forest Stormtroopers! Q: Who can't hit the forest for the trees? A: What we have here is a failure to communicate.
December 31, 200717 yr comment_1425129 Re: Answers & Questions A: What we have here is a failure to communicate. Q: Is your cell phone dead? A: he's nothing but tribble
December 31, 200717 yr comment_1425159 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is your cell phone dead? A: he's nothing but tribble Q: Do you not fear the Death Tribble? A: My helmet is on backwards.
December 31, 200717 yr comment_1425160 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is your cell phone dead? A: he's nothing but tribble Q: Captain, why does that really hairy Ensign start screeching when ever Lt. Worf passes by? A: Kneel Before Sod
December 31, 200717 yr comment_1425271 Re: Answers & Questions A: My helmet is on backwards. Q: Why did you throw that long pass to the Side Judge? A: Kneel Before Sod Q: How do you know Reverence for the Earth has gone too far? A: The Duck stops here.
December 31, 200717 yr comment_1425510 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Duck stops here. Q: Hey Howard, what is it that you like to say? A: Welcome to your nearest El Pollo Loco.
January 1, 200817 yr comment_1425684 Re: Answers & Questions A: Welcome to your nearest El Pollo Loco. Q: ¿Por qué los perros funcionan totalmente desenfrenado en ciertas partes de la Argentina? A: Even to the casual pupdog, this too seems incorrect.
January 1, 200817 yr comment_1425690 Re: Answers & Questions Q: ¿Por qué los perros funcionan totalmente desenfrenado en ciertas partes de la Argentina? A: Even to the casual pupdog, this too seems incorrect. Q: Now that we have taken over the Purina factory, no force on Earth can stop us! A: My lungs don't work that way!
January 1, 200817 yr comment_1425719 Re: Answers & Questions A: My lungs don't work that way! Q: What's the best response to a mermaid's invitation to join her? A: 33 1/3, 45, 78, or 932 11/16
January 1, 200817 yr comment_1425880 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the best response to a mermaid's invitation to join her? A: 33 1/3, 45, 78, or 932 11/16 Q: Why do you think your turntable was built by aliens? A: Her tongue is forked - vertically.
January 1, 200817 yr comment_1425963 Re: Answers & Questions A: Her tongue is forked - vertically. Q: You're dating Satan's niece? Why? A: This isn't something you ought to be doing in the snow.
January 1, 200817 yr comment_1426072 Re: Answers & Questions A: This isn't something you ought to be doing in the snow. Q: Hey Mr. Storm, would you like to give us a demo right now? A: Be zen with the snow, not one with it.
January 2, 200817 yr comment_1426359 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Mr. Storm, would you like to give us a demo right now? A: Be zen with the snow, not one with it. Q: A line from the failed holiday movie "Mr Miyagi Meets Frosty." A: I shot the Buddha.
January 2, 200817 yr comment_1426369 Re: Answers & Questions Q: A line from the failed holiday movie "Mr Miyagi Meets Frosty." A: I shot the Buddha. Q: Dude, why are the monks chasing us out of the temple with assault rifles? A: Pride cometh before a fall...and a big messy splat on the sidewalk below.
January 2, 200817 yr comment_1426373 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, why are the monks chasing us out of the temple with assault rifles? A: Pride cometh before a fall...and a big messy splat on the sidewalk below. Q: Dude the lions had sex, then jumped off the Empire State Building - what's going on? A: And if you thought THAT was risque..!
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