Sundog Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Daddy, why'd all of us get nothing but gift certificates in our stockings? Even for candy canes? A: The replacement workers are all Orcs. Q: Why has the intelligence level of TV suddenly dropped to 'TV EXECUTIVE' levels? A: Sanity is not a requirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sanity is not a requirement. Q: Why has the hero team, Determiners Of Judgement allowed "Code Monkey" to join them? A: But only with pizza!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why has the hero team, Determiners Of Judgement allowed "Code Monkey" to join them? A: But only with pizza!! Q: Do you like anchovies? A: Ramifications, effects and results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ramifications' date=' effects and results.[/quote'] Q: What do you get from the Department of Redundancy Department? A: I spell my name "Danger"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you get from the Department of Redundancy Department? A: I spell my name "Danger"! Q: "So why do they call you Dyslexic Bill Smithers?" A: Never with a whelk, and only at Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never with a whelk' date=' and only at Christmas.[/quote'] Q: And when do you drink spiked Egg Nog? A: Dogs are known to run completely rampant in certain parts of Argentina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And when do you drink spiked Egg Nog? A: Dogs are known to run completely rampant in certain parts of Argentina. Q: So, what does the Department of Interesting non-Facts have to say? A: Something is very, very wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Something is very' date=' very wrong.[/quote'] Q: What was the first clue that having that polka band record a complete cover of Abbey Road may not have been such a good idea? A: The dogs are singing "O Holy Night" again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The dogs are singing "O Holy Night" again. Q: What is the latest sign that the dogs are taking over everything? A: Megatron was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Megatron was here. Q: Why is there a 30 foot deep crater where teh gas station used to be? A: They are made of Plastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They are made of Plastic Q: What do Pam Anderson's breasts and the spoons used at the Mental Asylum have in common? A: There's also the shape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do Pam Anderson's breasts and the spoons used at the Mental Asylum have in common? A: There's also the shape! Q: Why do you say it's not all about the size of Pam Anderson's breasts? A: She was totally nude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you say it's not all about the size of Pam Anderson's breasts? A: She was totally nude. Q: Why on earth did you nail his wife for ? A: Excuse me, excuse me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why on earth did you nail his wife for ? A: Excuse me, excuse me Q: Does the Tribble have a flatulance problem? A: Yeah, but I was wearing body armour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Does the Tribble have a flatulance problem? A: Yeah, but I was wearing body armour. Q: Dude, they shot you over a million times, shouldn't you be dead? A: Well yeah, but it goes great with chinese take out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, they shot you over a million times, shouldn't you be dead? A: Well yeah, but it goes great with chinese take out. Q: Dude, that's Plutonium! A: O, aye chust hev a fyleeng ubaut et. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: O' date=' aye chust hev a fyleeng ubaut et.[/quote'] Q: Stan Boreson, what do you mean "I'ma chust goink to go wid my goot on disa vone"? A: Too many ethnics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too many ethnics. Q: Why doesn't Captain Whitebread like protecting Brooklyn? A: If I were you, I'd stay away from the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I were you, I'd stay away from the fish. Q: Says here "Aquaman has been experimenting with alternative sexuality." What effect will that have on my life? A: The monkey got into the nuts again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The monkey got into the nuts again. Q: What do you mean "I don't have anything that fits these bolts!"? A: It's all fun and games until you give the rabbit a chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's all fun and games until you give the rabbit a chainsaw. Q: I'm re-writing Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and I'm having soooo much fun! Ya wanna join me? A: Not after I tied its tail in a knot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not after I tied its tail in a knot! Q: So that dragon isn't going to leave us alone after all? A: More Songs About Food Vats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: More Songs About Food Vats. Q: Citizen, What is the number one, best selling album, in Alpha Complex? A: The computer is your friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The computer is your friend Q: I tell you that the fax machine is trying to kill me, and all you say is "don't worry" What gives? A: I'm not going to talk about the copier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not going to talk about the copier. Q: Why are there thirty thousand monochrome images of the mail guy's rear end flying all over the office, Earl? A: Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead! Shoes for Industry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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