Asperion Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two sacks of coal and Foxbat in a pine tree. (Please don't hurt me, I just couldn't resist any longer.) Q: What did you do to deserve a gift like that? A: The mistletoe made me do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The mistletoe made me do it. Q: Dude! why did you French my mom!? A: We three kings of Orient are . . . well, we're lost, actually. Q: What did the wisemen say to Herod? A: I'm sorry, we are fresh out of Christmas Cheer. We do have some Halloween cheer still in stock though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude! why did you French my mom!? Q: What did the wisemen say to Herod? A: I'm sorry, we are fresh out of Christmas Cheer. We do have some Halloween cheer still in stock though. Q: Six bags of Christmas Cheer please. On the Skellington account. A: 'Twas the night before Mithrasmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 'Twas the night before Mithrasmas... Q: Why were you stirring all those mice? A: Let it go, Jake. It's Boise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let it go, Jake. It's Boise. Q: Elwood, why can't we find any Chicago landmarks? A: It was reportedly said to the King by a simple Shepard boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Elwood, why can't we find any Chicago landmarks? A: It was reportedly said to the King by a simple Shepard boy. Q: Where did "A hunka-hunka burnin' love" come from? A: The royal imprimatur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The royal imprimatur! Q: The king just said "Let it be printed!" What the heck does he want printed?? A: A knowledge of Latin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A knowledge of Latin. Q: What do most pigs sorely lack? A: I don't know about you, but I just came for the dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know about you' date=' but I just came for the dessert.[/quote'] Q: Bulldozer just declared, "I'm gonna serve out a heap of beatin', with whoopass for dessert." Your reaction? A: Meaningless but amusing. Or the other way around. Or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Bulldozer just declared, "I'm gonna serve out a heap of beatin', with whoopass for dessert." Your reaction? A: Meaningless but amusing. Or the other way around. Or not. Q: What are the results of trying to understand Fred Phelps? A: Good versus sorta-good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Good versus sorta-good. Q:So what do you see when you watch the Superbowl. A: A six foot tall bookshelf full of gaming books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A six foot tall bookshelf full of gaming books. Q: If the gamer dude faked his death and is wandering around at large killing off old enemies, what's in his coffin? It certainly wasn't empty, not with how much it weighed. A: I never imagined dice as a focus for a real ranged killing attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A six foot tall bookshelf full of gaming books. Q: What is all I need to keep occupied for weeks? A: This is where being colorblind hampers you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If the gamer dude faked his death and is wandering around at large killing off old enemies, what's in his coffin? It certainly wasn't empty, not with how much it weighed. A: I never imagined dice as a focus for a real ranged killing attack. Q: What do you think of my lead-cored steel 1" d6s? A: This is where being colorblind hampers you. Q: Why didn't you stop at the red light!?! A: He made me eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He made me eat them. Q: And what did Bobby Flay feel was an appropriate punishment for substituting habeneros for sweet peppers in the fajitas? A: I'm assuming this is your cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm assuming this is your cat? Q:Sorry about the hairballs in your lap. A: fur, more fur, and plants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q:Sorry about the hairballs in your lap. A: fur, more fur, and plants Q: What's the result of feeding a real cat Chia Pet seeds? A: That image is rejected by my brain for reasons of continued survival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That image is rejected by my brain for reasons of continued survival. Q: Here's a picture of Mechanon in a tuxedo. You like? A: You can never win unless you cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can never win unless you cheat. Q: What's wrong with the game of Thermodynamics? A: Sloppy as a soup sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sloppy as a soup sandwich. Q: How neat and tidy is a coffee bagel? A: The commercial applications, at least for the ads, are astounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How neat and tidy is a coffee bagel? A: The commercial applications, at least for the ads, are astounding. Q: What do you think of our edible televisions? A: Available in Strawberry, Mocha and Strychnine flavours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Available in Strawberry' date=' Mocha and Strychnine flavours![/quote'] Q: What is the silliest thing heard in the offices of Raid Bug Spray? A: America's best selling truck and a gallon of mayo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: America's best selling truck and a gallon of mayo Q: How do you know the Toyota-Costco merger was a success? A: I'll take a 200-pack of DVD-Rs and a glazed donut, to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll take a 200-pack of DVD-Rs and a glazed donut' date=' to go.[/quote'] Q: Welcome to Stuff With Holes! May I take your order, please? A: Thankfully, they don't do installations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll take a 200-pack of DVD-Rs and a glazed donut, to go. Q: So, are you going to be downloading Porn all weekend? A:It got rubbed the wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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