Marcus Impudite Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Mr. Woods... would you still do your ex-wife? A: Not even God can do that. Q: Is it possible to kill God? A: [singing]"So with a Yo Ho Ho, and a Heh Heh Heh, We take to the African Sea. We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls, Somalian Pirates We!"[/singing] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: [singing]"So with a Yo Ho Ho' date=' and a Heh Heh Heh, We take to the African Sea. We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls, Somalian Pirates We!"[/singing'] Q - Conn sonar, what is that racket you're picking up? Can you put it on speaker? A - I want it out of my sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I want it out of my sky. Q: What do you want to do with that big, hot yellow thing up there? A: Time to clean out the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Time to clean out the cat. Q - Why are you feeding Fluffy a bran muffin? A - Wake the dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Wake the dead! Q: What's easier than teaching relativity to physical therapy majors? A: There are lots of them. See? I counted. One, two, three, some, lots. The next number is scadzillions, and there aren't scadzillions of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are lots of them. See? I counted. One' date=' two, three, some, lots. The next number is scadzillions, and there aren't scadzillions of them.[/quote'] Q: OK, Captain Vague! How many bad guys are there? A: Done with Diablo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Done with Diablo. Q: Why are you playing Unreal Tournament? A: You've got the wrong number. I spell my name Danger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've got the wrong number. I spell my name Danger! Q: I was looking for Dangler. Who do I have here? A: Cobra Commander for President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cobra Commander for President. Q: You say you're tired of settling for the lesser evil? A: That's about as lesser an evil as you can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's about as lesser an evil as you can get. Q: Col. Klink for President? A: On the one hand, it's stupid. On the other hand, it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the one hand' date=' it's stupid. On the other hand, it works.[/quote'] Q: Your brilliant plan is a Candygram for Mongo? A: And they were right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And they were right. Q: They laughed at me! They called me ineffectual! They said I'd never amount to anything! I swore grisly, brutal revenge on them, and they still told me I was a deluded fool! A: You missed your cue there to contradict me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You missed your cue there to contradict me. Q: Why'd you hit me?? A: Put your back into it, you pansy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Put your back into it' date=' you pansy![/quote'] Q - Oh, no, the zombies are overrunning our lawn! What can we do to stop them? A - I realize that an axe isn't the usual tool for this job, but I think it's appropriate in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I realize that an axe isn't the usual tool for this job' date=' but I think it's appropriate in this case.[/quote'] Q: Why did you bring an axe to this psych evaluation? A: Bots for Bytes is everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2010 Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bots for Bytes is everything. Q: So the Universe consists entirely of mechanical vampires? A: Someone says "Time out for Fun!". And usually at the worst possible time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Someone says "Time out for Fun!". And usually at the worst possible time. Q: What's the main downside of having Foxbat as a PC in the gaming group? A: I fail to see the horror in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I fail to see the horror in that. Q: Did you hear that Stephen King just published a story about gerbils? A: The WereTeddy is in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The WereTeddy is in town. Q: Can't you come up with something more frightening than Naughty Bear? A: You'd bwtter not go into the woods, for today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You'd bwtter not go into the woods' date=' for today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.[/quote'] Q: What do you mean, "This isn't your 1970's kid-vid forest?" A: Back off, Boogaloo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Back off' date=' Boogaloo.[/quote'] Q: Can I make you as electric as I am? A: It's a great sim, but it takes forever to download. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a great sim' date=' but it takes forever to download. [i']Literally.[/i] Q: What's the buzz about Sim Universe? A: I don't trust it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't trust it. Q - Why bother paying the bill? Didn't that fortune cookie say that the best things in life are free? A - Look in my direction, I'll be 'round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Look in my direction' date=' I'll be 'round.[/quote'] Q: What did the sphere say to the admiring polyhedrons? A: Wine, women, and weltanshauung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wine' date=' women, and weltanshauung.[/quote'] Q: Why did James Bond love his assignment in Germany? A: Who finally made second base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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