Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I ran from Iran. Q: Why did it take so long for you to get to Tel Aviv, and what's with all the barbed-wire scratches? A: We know where the old traditions got us, and now we are all here together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We know where the old traditions got us' date=' and now we are all here together![/quote'] Q - What is Hell like for Reactionaries? A - If I'm betting on a loser, there's gonna be the devil to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What is Hell like for Reactionaries? A - If I'm betting on a loser, there's gonna be the devil to pay. Q: "Welcome to Lake Of Fire Downs. Do you want to put some money on today's favorite, Inferno Hooves?" A: He just found out his daughter's dating a tentacle monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Welcome to Lake Of Fire Downs. Do you want to put some money on today's favorite, Inferno Hooves?" A: He just found out his daughter's dating a tentacle monster. Q: Cthulhu is planning a one-monster campaign against the Mythos? Q: "And the other favorite for today is Great Balls of..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: "And the other favorite for today is Great Balls of..." Q: Hellfire and Damnation is today's lunch special? A: It will make you yearn for heartburn. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It will make you yearn for heartburn. Q: The Alien Eggs any good? A: As preordained destinies go, this one is rather trivial and annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Alien Eggs any good? A: As preordained destinies go, this one is rather trivial and annoying. Q: Let me get this straight: Every year, on July 21st, at 9:43 AM and 57 seconds, you are hit with a ping-pong ball? A: Best to eat them scrambled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Best to eat them scrambled. Q - Whenever I'm camping, I always mess up the pancakes! What should I do? A - That's how you know he's your love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's how you know he's your love. Q: So you went with him into his mind? A: Beware the Flasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beware the Flasher. Q: What keeps you from going to the park? A: This was a use for a duck-billed platypus that nobody expected, and for good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This was a use for a duck-billed platypus that nobody expected' date=' and for good reason.[/quote'] Q: Why do you object so fiercely to my new mop? A: Purity of filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Purity of filth. Q: How can anyone be so picky about their pornography? A: At times like this, I'm really glad I have an aluminum baseball bat handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: At times like this, I'm really glad I have an aluminum baseball bat handy. Q: How do you like standing at Home Plate during the Little League World Series? A: Sometimes you hit the balls, other times the balls hit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sometimes you hit the balls' date=' other times the balls hit you.[/quote'] Q: Can you explain your last-place finish in the Podunk County 114th Annual Groin-Kicking Festival? A: No one remembers your name when you're strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No one remembers your name when you're strange. Q: Why do I keep forgetting Dr. Strange's name? A: Burn it with ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do I keep forgetting Dr. Strange's name? A: Burn it with ice. Q: It's a Quantum Fluid Monster! Quick, what do I do?! A: Well, that's strange. And that's Strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' that's strange. And that's Strange.[/quote'] Q: What it that? And who's holding it? A: No more nodding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No more nodding. Q - This meeting has lasted thirty-seven and a half hours! Can I PLEASE just take a little nap? A - That was a joke. Ha ha, fat chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - That was a joke. Ha ha' date=' fat chance.[/quote'] Q: So you're saying I don't need to be crucified after all? A: Two riders were approaching and the wind began to howl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two riders were approaching and the wind began to howl. Q: Why did the jousters just turn away like that? A: There is no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no time. Q: Why did they never bother to invent the clock? A: New ideas, stupid moves, nightmares or dreams come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did they never bother to invent the clock? A: New ideas, stupid moves, nightmares or dreams come true. Q: Define "Reality". A: That can't even be right twice a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That can't even be right twice a day! Q - Is Glenn Beck really the Man of the Hour? A - Women are like fine wine - they get better with age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Women are like fine wine - they get better with age. Q: And what is the third greatest lie ever told? A: Another comment never made, except anonymously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Another comment never made' date=' except anonymously.[/quote'] Q: Did someone just say "Down with the Omnipotent Potentate of Op-Po!"? A: So what if it;s a 75-foot dragon? It's just too darn cute to slay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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