Klytus Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everyone has a stake in Dracula's personal affairs. Q: What's even worse than saying a leper is falling to pieces? A: Needs more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Needs more. Q: Whatcha think of that cleavage window, heh? A: I need a picture to see what you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need a picture to see what you mean. Q: Don't you rea;ize just how purple the Cookie Monster has become? A: HE's a person you don't want to be in your neighborhood, or to meet when you're walking down the street each day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Don't you rea;ize just how purple the Cookie Monster has become? A: HE's a person you don't want to be in your neighborhood, or to meet when you're walking down the street each day. Q: The Stenchman: The Incredible Man Of Stench Who Really Smells? A: C is for Cookie and that's good enough for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: HE's a person you don't want to be in your neighborhood' date=' or to meet when you're walking down the street each day.[/quote'] Q - You don't want Radioactive Man as a neighbor? Why not? A - Let it burn. I don't care any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: C is for Cookie and that's good enough for me! Q: What on Earth is in the oven that is making that terrible smell? A - Let it burn. I don't care any more. Q: The oven's pouring out smoke, too. Don't you think you should look? A: No charge for extra grease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No charge for extra grease! Q: Welcome to the Greasy Spoon. Is there anything that you would like? A: They don't bounce so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't bounce so well. Q: WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT MY CHECKS?!? A: Yes, even the sanity check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' even the sanity check.[/quote'] Q - You've been rolling nothing but 1's for the last three gaming sessions? A - Everything's normal, except for the fact he has no discernible brainwave activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q - You've been rolling nothing but 1's for the last three gaming sessions? A - Everything's normal, except for the fact he has no discernible brainwave activity. Q: What makes you think he's a revenant? A: I thought that was a boolean state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought that was a boolean state! Q: Why didn't you color Florida red or Blue for it's last election returns? A: politics is crazy like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: politics is crazy like that. Q - Which is correct, "Politics is not crazy like that," or "Politics are not crazy like that"? A - To pass into glass reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - To pass into glass reality. Q: What would happen if you touch this mirror? A: Stop by their offices behind the convenience store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stop by their offices behind the convenience store. Q: Are you sure I should ask the Madoffs to do my taxes? A: To summon back the Fire Witch to the court of the Crimson King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: To summon back the Fire Witch to the court of the Crimson King. Q: What... is your quest? A: Blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blue. Q: So, Mac, you still have an Imaginary Friend. What color is he? A: IF it doesn't work in Linux, I'm not buying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: IF it doesn't work in Linux' date=' I'm not buying it.[/quote'] Q - You're not a fan of the "Leisure Suit Larry" franchise? A - Time and time again I see your face smiling inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Time and time again I see your face smiling inside. Q: I appreciate your preserving my soul in this amulet after my body was destroyed, but why? A: The Yellow Jester does not play, but gently pulls the strings and smiles to watch the puppets dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Yellow Jester does not play' date=' but gently pulls the strings and smiles to watch the puppets dance.[/quote'] Q - You have evidence that the Yellow Jester is actually a member of the Centauri Royal Court? A - If that's what you want to do, then do it. But I think it's a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - If that's what you want to do' date=' then do it. But I think it's a mistake.[/quote'] Q: So you really plan on taking over Liberia? A: It's what drove me to nihilism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's what drove me to nihilism. Q: So, what ever became of your Mary Kate and Ashley Fan Club? A: Sure, dolphins look cute but I still wouldn't recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sure' date=' dolphins [i']look[/i] cute but I still wouldn't recommend it. Q: Can I ride a dolphin? Please? A: You may need help, but that's just because you don't deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You may need help' date=' but that's just because you don't deserve it.[/quote'] Q: Say, could I get some assistance in getting into the Billionaires' Club? A: Of course, setting it all on fire is a viable alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course' date=' setting it all on fire is a viable alternative.[/quote'] Q: You always say that! Do you really think that's the answer to everything? A: Forget I asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Forget I asked. Q - You were looking for the Alzheimer's Anonymous meeting? A - Put some clothes on, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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