Michael Hopcroft Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Put some clothes on' date=' please.[/quote'] Q: What did you just have no choice but to say to the ghost of Ernest Borgnine? A: One thing is certain -- a sheep is not a creature of the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you just have no choice but to say to the ghost of Ernest Borgnine? A: One thing is certain -- a sheep is not a creature of the air. Q: So how's your sheepapult working? A: You were stopped by Baahtmaahn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You were stopped by Baahtmaahn? Q: And I thought it would be so easy to conquer India! A: Get on that pig and hold on tight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get on that pig and hold on tight! Q: Are you sure this the way to get into the bacon orgy? A: Not only do I not know what you just asked about, I am 100% certain I don't want to know, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not only do I not know what you just asked about' date=' I am 100% certain I don't want to know, too.[/quote'] Q: What more, wherefore, was that thingamajig that whatshisname used to ambulate you-know-who? A: I probably resemble that remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I probably resemble that remark. Q: Just what I needed to see: a five-foot-three talking walrus with halitosis and a rotten hairdo. A: There has never been anyone more impressive than me, and -- how dare you titter at me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What more, wherefore, was that thingamajig that whatshisname used to ambulate you-know-who? A: I probably resemble that remark. Q: !yggip ot sutylK nurT A: Backwards speaking, you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Backwards speaking' date=' you are.[/quote'] Q: Help me can anyone do? A; Eternal phone calls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A; Eternal phone calls Q - My cell phone bill is as high as the national debt! How did this happen? A - Going for the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Going for the one. Q: What are the kids doing, singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"? A: Beats paint thinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beats paint thinner. Q: Why are you letting your kids drink beer? A: That's up for debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's up for debate. Q: When will Congress declare grass green, water wet, and the sun hot? A: Contempt of the committee? I have nothing but contempt for this committee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Contempt of the committee? I have nothing but contempt for this committee! Q: What's the fastest way to get from the Capitol to the pokey? A: It might be easier to flush it all and start over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It might be easier to flush it all and start over. Q: How do I clean my toilet? A: Have book - will read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do I clean my toilet? A: Have book - will read. Hahaha...I liked that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Have book - will read. Q - What's your plan to become better educated than 95% of the people we see on television or hear on the radio? A - That's what you get for skipping to the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's what you get for skipping to the end. Q: Daddy, there's something I don't know -- what's an Ewok? A: This wasn't a good day to quit taking methadone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This wasn't a good day to quit taking methadone. Q: Your wife just ran off with your best friend, house burned down, lost your job, and sister was killed. Why are you shaking your head like that? A: I don't care if it is hot in here, you put your clothes back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care if it is hot in here' date=' you put your clothes back on.[/quote'] Q: When your church building's air conditioning breaks down in mid-July, what do you say to the pastor? A: I don't think drawing and qurtering is an adequate punishment for this offense. Try drawing and sixthing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think drawing and quartering is an adequate punishment for this offense. Try drawing and sixthing. Q - Hopcroft is making math puns again. What shall we do? A - It can strike the chord inside you, like a generation's need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - It can strike the chord inside you' date=' like a generation's need.[/quote'] Q: The Jackson five are making a comeback. How shall we react? A: That was just the warm-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was just the warm-up. Q: Mr. Wayne... aren't you exhausted after fending off ten goons single-handed? A: I'm not so sure about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not so sure about that. Q: Do pigs live in trees? A: You live where I live, and I live where you live, and we live where pigs live -- IN TREES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You live where I live' date=' and I live where you live, and we live where pigs live -- IN TREES![/quote'] Q: So how is the view from this great new estate? A: A Virgo with Snapple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Virgo with Snapple. Q: Did you say she's a virgin snapper? A: That makes even less sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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