Cancer Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then he accused me of incest. Q: Hey, Oedipus! What happened after that? A: Cup of coffee and a kilogram of C-4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cup of coffee and a kilogram of C-4. Q: How can I start my morning off with a bang? A: I openly expressed my doubts that his parents had ever enjoyed the benefits of wedlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I openly expressed my doubts that his parents had ever enjoyed the benefits of wedlock. Q: And that's when he hit you with the telephone pole? A: Wake up, Puppet Boy! You've got a job to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wake up' date=' Puppet Boy! You've got a job to do![/quote'] Q: WHO'S YANKIN' MY CHAIN!?!?!! A: The snark was a boojum, you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The snark was a boojum' date=' you see.[/quote'] Q: Where'd the Banker go? A: You don't want to get that on your pizza. Trust me, you just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't want to get that on your pizza. Trust me' date=' you just don't.[/quote'] Q: Dave's Insanity Sauce? A: Hotter than hotter than hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hotter than hotter than hot. Q: And how was your vacation on Mercury? A: I must meet your wife. Let me bring my hat and my knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I must meet your wife. Let me bring my hat and my knife. Q: What did Sweeny Todd say that creeped you out so much? A: A little off the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A little off the top. Q; What's making you spin around like that? A: Look! It's Tom Swift and his Electric Orangutan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look! It's Tom Swift and his Electric Orangutan! Q: What was that blur with the electric spikes on it? A: I couldn't find the mouse so I had to use the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I couldn't find the mouse so I had to use the cat. Q: Why are you pushing Tibbles all over the computer-desk? A: No. I fling her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No. I fling her. Q - Grond, is it true that you're having a fling with Viperia? A - Diamonds in the rough - very rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Diamonds in the rough - very rough. Q: What do you call it when Grond rips diamonds form the earth with his bare hands? A: A blessing in a really good disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A blessing in a really good disguise. Q: Someone accidentally tore up your winning Powerball ticket? A: Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Q: How do I win in the Hunger Games? A: Grond run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Grond run. Q: What do you need when you don't have any more Grond and you have guests coming? A: I don't believe in this shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't believe in this shoe. Q - What, exactly, is a 'Nike agnostic'? A - He's not supposed to be here. He's supposed to be dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - He's not supposed to be here. He's supposed to be dead! Q: What did everyone say when they saw the Undertaker? A: Prevents chapping and keeps evil spirits away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Prevents chapping and keeps evil spirits away! Q: Chapstick by Voodoo? A: Tooney Lunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Chapstick by Voodoo? A: Tooney Lunes. Q: Bugs Bunny vs The Werewolf Pack? A: Turns out, it was worth a solid gold carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Turns out' date=' it was worth a solid gold carrot.[/quote'] Q: Why was Bugs Bunny mad at you? A: I'll tell you earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll tell you earlier. Q: You can't remember what you told me last week, Doctor? A: Dungeons and Dirigibles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You can't remember what you told me last week, Doctor? A: Dungeons and Dirigibles. Q: Someone should write that. The fans would go wild. A: Sorry, that's not in the form of a question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' that's not in the form of a question.[/quote'] Q: 42, Alex. A: You just asked a stupid question, so here's a stupid answer: broccoli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You just asked a stupid question' date=' so here's a stupid answer: broccoli.[/quote'] Q: What no WAWAWWAWA? A: Relax... how dangerous could it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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