Klytus Posted March 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Relax... how dangerous could it be? Q: You want to run a campaign where the PCs are six kids from another universe, with no adventuring experience, and their first encounter is with Tiamat?? A: You can't. It's too perilous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't. It's too perilous. Q: I know! Let's have a HERO Boards pun-off, and podcast it to the Universe! What do you think? A: The Aliens might be listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Aliens might be listening. Q: Mister DJ, why won't you play this DEVO album? A: I must do what I must do -- and I do, though I know better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I must do what I must do -- and I do' date=' though I know better.[/quote'] Q: What is the essence of a Dilbertian workplace? A: No, no, NO! Don't overlook the crunchy bits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' no, NO! Don't overlook the crunchy bits![/quote'] Q: Ma, do I have to eat the rest of my Brontosaurus? I'm full! A: To the Cloud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ma, do I have to eat the rest of my Brontosaurus? I'm full! A: To the Cloud! Q: We're in a bad Naruto fanfic. What do we do? A: A fate worse that debt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A fate worse that debt! Q: What do you call being a wage-slave? A: I fixed it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call being a wage-slave? A: I fixed it for you. Q: Why is my prize breeding horse, the one on which all our fortunes rest...A gelding? A: That would never happen to a bank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would never happen to a bank! Q: Why won't you believe that they went broke making bad investments? A: Yoda Yoga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yoda Yoga. Q - Pulled a muscle, you did? A - The day the music died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - The day the music died. Q: When is Justin Bieber's birthday? A: Harsh... but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Harsh... but true. Q: Did you just amputate my healthy right leg? A: Everything you think you know is wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everything you think you know is wrong. Q - Is this Objectivists Anonymous? A - I tried it once. It's better than it sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I tried it once. It's better than it sounds. Q: You really think I should get the Giant Chocolate Ant Special? A: Don't tell your papa, or he'll get us locked up in fright! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't tell your papa' date=' or he'll get us locked up in fright![/quote'] Q: Do you really want to go into this dungeon? A: I'm sorry, that was not called for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sorry' date=' that was not called for.[/quote'] Q: You set fire to the cat? A: Pay us $29.95 and we'll send you one today! Or pay us $39.95 and we won't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pay us $29.95 and we'll send you one today! Or pay us $39.95 and we won't! Q: "Do-it-yourself Vasectomy Kit"? How do you expect to make money from that? A: The month doesn't have enough Thursdays in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The month doesn't have enough Thursdays in it. Q: So what is your plan for getting more time in the month? A: There goes the Jinx Fairy again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: There goes the Jinx Fairy again. Q: There goes the Jinx Fairy again? A: A Jinxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Jinxy. Q - What's the unit of attractiveness used to describe Velma of Scooby-Doo? A - She keeps staring at me like she's hungry or something. It's making me nervous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What's the unit of attractiveness used to describe Velma of Scooby-Doo? A - She keeps staring at me like she's hungry or something. It's making me nervous. Q: Why are you afraid of the vampire? A: An obvious answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: An obvious answer. Q: What do I get for an obvious question? A: Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do I get for an obvious question? A: Obviously. Q: So who's your Center Fielder again? A: What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: What? Q: Do pigs live in trees? A: The all-family fun game that stumps the experts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The all-family fun game that stumps the experts! Q: What is this new game, "Are You Smarter Than A Turing Machine?" A: We don't have time for such nonsense here at the Department of Homeland Security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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