Shadow Hawk Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Virgo with Snapple. Q: What's worse than a Scorpio with a V-8? A: Dragon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That makes even less sense. Q - Perhaps Quantum Mechanics will make more sense if you learn it in another language! How about Latin? A: Dragon! Q - Has anyone seen Eustace around? A - It's hard to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's hard to say. Q: Repeat after me: We are about to die! A: Okay, you can do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Okay' date=' you can do it.[/quote'] Q: Can I paint the cat purple, Mom? I'm sure she won't mind being purple! Please? A: You know you've got problems when even Sarah Palin approves of your foreign policy platform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know you've got problems when even Sarah Palin approves of your foreign policy platform. Q: All I said was "nuke'em from orbit" as a joke, and now Sarah Palin is pitching it as the solution to problems in the Middle East. A: Irish chocolates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Irish chocolates. Q: What are these? They taste like chocolates but are all green. A: I'll let you know after I've gone comatose for 12 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are these? They taste like chocolates but are all green. A: I'll let you know after I've gone comatose for 12 hours. Q: Are you sure you can drink that much alcohol without succumbing to alcohol poisoning? A: If you feel you're being treated so unfairly, perhaps you'd like us to awaken Lord Marcus. I'm sure he wouldn't mind settling this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you feel you're being treated so unfairly' date=' perhaps you'd like us to awaken Lord Marcus. I'm sure he wouldn't mind settling this...[/quote'] Q: I asked for chocolate ice cream, and this vanilla-fudge! It's not the same! A: No such thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No such thing. Q - Tonight's lecture will be titled "Intelligence, Reason and Humility in Politics". Will you be attending? A - Like I need that kind of trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Like I need that kind of trouble. Q: The CEO just dumped two weeks of work in my lap and said it is due in one week. A: This just in. Film at Eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This just in. Film at Eleven. Q: I giant asteroid is going to destroy the Earth at Ten? A: Say two Hail Marys and call me in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Say two Hail Marys and call me in the morning. Q: Bless me father, I must have sinned, for I have this horrible pain in my soul.... A: That's great! I could never play the guitar before the surgery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's great! I could never play the guitar before the surgery! Q: How did the surgery for tone deafness go? A: It generates 5,000 dollars a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It generates 5' date='000 dollars a year.[/quote'] Q: Why have you kept your job at McDonald's for so long? A: Actually, that's not really true. I'm an angel and I don't fear to tread anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why have you kept your job at McDonald's for so long? A: Actually, that's not really true. I'm an angel and I don't fear to tread anywhere. Q: Fasten your seatbelt Micheal, we're going where angels fear to tread. A: Never send a human to do a demon's job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never send a human to do a demon's job. Q: How do you account for your team's 96% failure rate in "Corrupting the innocent"? A: Make them debt collectors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never send a human to do a demon's job. Q: Awwww, c'mon, Dad. Why can't I possess my little sister? DOH! Late. A: Make them debt collectors. Q: How do you turn perfectly nice people and turn them into shoot-on-sight scum? A: Repossession, on the other hand, is possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Repossession' date=' on the other hand, is possible.[/quote'] Q: Why can we not take possession of the person's soul? A: Happily Ever After... until next Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Happily Ever After... until next Wednesday. Q: OK, class, how about having the exam next Wednesday? A: Random. Nothing but random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Random. Nothing but random. Q: Tuesday aardvark candlelight Walkman? Igloo rambunctious kangaroo? A: Do you want to be King of France? Sure -- we all do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do you want to be King of France? Sure -- we all do! Q: What do you mean I have a Napoleon complex? A: The inner eye sees all and it knows your intentions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The inner eye sees all and it knows your intentions! Q: OUCH!! Hey, lady, why'd you slug me? A: It gets to point quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It gets to point quicker. Q: Why did you just shoot me with that needle gun? A: Coke, Pepsi and spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Coke' date=' Pepsi and spam.[/quote'] Q: What's the gaming food tonight? A: I will not have that beast in my house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will not have that beast in my house! Q: Why can't I bring over my girl-friend? A: Then he accused me of incest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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