Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 On 4/22/2020 at 7:55 PM, Asperion said: A: This is a job for Pinky and the Brain. 😲 🙄 Q: We need to distract people from our plan to take over the world with a different plan to take over the world! Any ideas? A: The lockdown has gone on too long -- our poodle almost looks like a real dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 4/24/2020 at 8:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: We need to distract people from our plan to take over the world with a different plan to take over the world! Any ideas? A: The lockdown has gone on too long -- our poodle almost looks like a real dog. Q: What is this strange sound that seems to be eminenting from your bag? A: We are using the Palpatine Security System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 16 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are using the Palpatine Security System. Q: Nice hotel you've built, Kylo, but why is there a button on the table that says "Activate Order 66" on it? A: Remind me never to accept an invitation to dine at your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 1:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Nice hotel you've built, Kylo, but why is there a button on the table that says "Activate Order 66" on it? A: Remind me never to accept an invitation to dine at your house. Q: This tetraodontidae makes a wonderful meal. Can I make one final request? A: The fight of the century - is between bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 On 5/7/2020 at 7:38 PM, Asperion said: A: The fight of the century - is between bees. Q: Won't somebody do us a favor and pollinate something?!? A: Tomorrow it's a plague of frogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 18 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Tomorrow it's a plague of frogs! Q: Okay, what else can this crappy year offer up? A: Ave Maria and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 16 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Ave Maria and all that. Q: Name the title of a children's book about life as a Nuh. A: Somebody wake me up from this dream before they shoot me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Name the title of a children's book about life as a Nuh. A: Somebody wake me up from this dream before they shoot me! Q: What was Darth Maul calling out as he fell down the vent? A: We are dying to be killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 14 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are dying to be killed. Q: Why do zombies always go for a frontal assault against heavily armed opposition? A: I think you may be taking the stay-at-home orders a bit too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 On 5/11/2020 at 9:41 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why do zombies always go for a frontal assault against heavily armed opposition? A: I think you may be taking the stay-at-home orders a bit too far. Q: Why are all your egress points all sealed up tighter than a drum A: That is not the proper dimensional door for us to use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is not the proper dimensional door for us to use. Q: Shall we rush through this door that says "Time Corridor. (Only Daleks allowed."? A: Remind me again why we let Gordon Ramsey and a camera crew into our teriyaki place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Remind me again why we let Gordon Ramsey and a camera crew into our teriyaki place. Q: Can you imagine the kitchen refurbishment we could do with $500,000? A: I am the very model of a modern balloon animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I am the very model of a modern balloon animal. Q: How do you think you're going to float from London to Penzance? A: If the virus doesn't kill us, the guy waving a shotgun at us and shouting obscenities will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If the virus doesn't kill us, the guy waving a shotgun at us and shouting obscenities will! Q: How do you think the Governor of Michigan feels right now? A: Of course, it's completely obvious in retrospect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Of course, it's completely obvious in retrospect. Q: This water sure got wet all of a sudden, or wasit always like that? A: I don't want you to win. I just want Donald Duck to lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 5/17/2020 at 1:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: This water sure got wet all of a sudden, or wasit always like that? A: I don't want you to win. I just want Donald Duck to lose. Q: So Mr. Maul, why are you running against me in this campaign? A: Darth Moduim will challenge you with diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 21 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Darth Moduim will challenge you with diarrhea. Q: Fiber supplements? But I'm nineteen years old! Why do I need fiber supplements, Yoda? A: I sahall answer this question in two parts -- first in my normal voice, and then in a squeaky high-pitched whine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 On May 24, 2020 at 4:18 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I sahall answer this question in two parts -- first in my normal voice, and then in a squeaky high-pitched whine. Q: What's it like to catch a line drive in the groin? A: Never mind, I'll just lie here and whimper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 8 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Never mind, I'll just lie here and whimper. Q: Now Jimmy, you know I let you keep that signal watch for a reason, but do you really want me to hunt down Power Girl after she punched you there? A: You are about to provoke Squirrel Girl. Do not provoke Squirrel Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/26/2020 at 8:13 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Now Jimmy, you know I let you keep that signal watch for a reason, but do you really want me to hunt down Power Girl after she punched you there? A: You are about to provoke Squirrel Girl. Do not provoke Squirrel Girl. Q: What was the warning that was granted to Doom before he confronted the Avengers? A: That is the Onslaught of us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 17 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is the Onslaught of us all. Q: So, Orkish ambassador, why do you have no intention of stopping the invasion during our talks? A: Rights for Orcs! Lefts, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 11:58 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Rights for Orcs! Lefts, too! Q: What do you mean you want full participation in martial arts classes for all sentients? A: Rum punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: Rum punch. Q: Why are you splayed out on the decklike that, Captain Sparrow? Who hit you? A: But you have heard of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 On 6/4/2020 at 2:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why are you splayed out on the decklike that, Captain Sparrow? Who hit you? A: But you have heard of me. Q: Who do you think you are - the great master Qui Gunn? A: We now have Death by the Planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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