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On 4/22/2020 at 7:55 PM, Asperion said:

A: This is a job for Pinky and the Brain.     😲  🙄

 

Q: We need to distract people from our plan to take over the world with a different plan to take over the world! Any ideas?

 

A: The lockdown has gone on too long -- our poodle almost looks like a real dog.

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On 4/24/2020 at 8:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

Q: We need to distract people from our plan to take over the world with a different plan to take over the world! Any ideas?

 

A: The lockdown has gone on too long -- our poodle almost looks like a real dog.

 

Q: What is this strange sound that seems to be eminenting from your bag?

 

A: We are using the Palpatine Security System.

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16 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: We are using the Palpatine Security System.

Q: Nice hotel you've built, Kylo, but why is there a button on the table that says "Activate Order 66" on it?

 

A: Remind me never to accept an invitation to dine at your house.

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On 5/3/2020 at 1:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Nice hotel you've built, Kylo, but why is there a button on the table that says "Activate Order 66" on it?

 

A: Remind me never to accept an invitation to dine at your house.

 

Q: This tetraodontidae makes a wonderful meal. Can I make one final request?

 

A: The fight of the century - is between bees.

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18 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Tomorrow it's a plague of frogs!

 

Q: Okay, what else can this crappy year offer  up?

 

A: Ave Maria and all that.

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Name the title of a children's book about life as a Nuh.

 

A: Somebody wake me up from this dream before they shoot me!

 

Q: What was Darth Maul calling out as he fell down the vent?

 

A: We are dying to be killed.

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On 5/11/2020 at 9:41 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why do zombies always go for a frontal assault against heavily armed opposition?

 

A: I think you may be taking the stay-at-home orders a bit too far.

 

Q: Why are all your egress points all sealed up tighter than a drum

 

A: That is not the proper dimensional door for us to use.

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4 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: That is not the proper dimensional door for us to use.

Q: Shall we rush through this door that says "Time Corridor. (Only Daleks allowed."?

 

A: Remind me again why we let Gordon Ramsey and a camera crew into our teriyaki place.

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11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Remind me again why we let Gordon Ramsey and a camera crew into our teriyaki place.

 

Q:  Can you imagine the kitchen refurbishment we could do with $500,000?

 

A: I am the very model of a modern balloon animal.

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9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If the virus doesn't kill us, the guy waving a shotgun at us and shouting obscenities will!

 

Q: How do you think the Governor of Michigan feels right now?

 

A: Of course, it's completely obvious in retrospect. 

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On 5/17/2020 at 1:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: This water sure got wet all of a sudden, or wasit always like that?

 

A: I don't want you to win. I just want Donald Duck to lose.

 

Q: So Mr. Maul, why are you running against me in this campaign?

 

A: Darth Moduim will challenge you with diarrhea.

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21 hours ago, Asperion said:

 

A: Darth Moduim will challenge you with diarrhea.

Q: Fiber supplements? But I'm nineteen years old! Why do I need fiber supplements, Yoda?

 

A: I sahall answer this question in two parts -- first in my normal voice, and then in a squeaky high-pitched whine.

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On May 24, 2020 at 4:18 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I sahall answer this question in two parts -- first in my normal voice, and then in a squeaky high-pitched whine.

 

Q: What's it like to catch a line drive in the groin?

 

A: Never mind, I'll just lie here and whimper.

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8 hours ago, Cancer said:

A: Never mind, I'll just lie here and whimper.

Q: Now Jimmy, you know I let you keep that signal watch for a reason, but do you really want me to hunt down Power Girl after she punched you there?

 

A: You are about to provoke Squirrel Girl. Do not provoke Squirrel Girl.

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On 5/26/2020 at 8:13 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Now Jimmy, you know I let you keep that signal watch for a reason, but do you really want me to hunt down Power Girl after she punched you there?

 

A: You are about to provoke Squirrel Girl. Do not provoke Squirrel Girl.

 

Q: What was the warning that was granted to Doom before he confronted the Avengers?

 

A: That is the Onslaught of us all.

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On 5/31/2020 at 11:58 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Rights for Orcs! Lefts, too!

 

Q: What do you mean you want full participation in martial arts classes for all sentients?

 

A: Rum punch.

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On 6/4/2020 at 2:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why are you splayed out on the decklike that, Captain Sparrow? Who hit you?

 

A: But you have heard of me.

 

Q: Who do you think you are - the great master Qui  Gunn?

 

A: We now have Death by the Planet.

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