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Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing

 

If I take the thing from the dude what has been until I killed him carrying the thing, will I not then become the dude with the thing, and thus subject to being killed by others, to facilitate their taking of the thing?

 

Why do I want the thing again?

 

 

 

PS. Okay, I am very late to this party, and it is apparently too late for me to notice that the thread is 19 pages long, and probably already contains this gag at least once. Sorry.

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Seeing as this thread started before economies started falling over like a house of cards. Dare I ask the question - what would happen to the Dude with the Thing if no one wanted it? The safer and cheaper route would be to wait until the early adopters have paid a premium for the Thing and then pick it up cheap on ebay.

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Seeing as this thread started before economies started falling over like a house of cards. Dare I ask the question - what would happen to the Dude with the Thing if no one wanted it? The safer and cheaper route would be to wait until the early adopters have paid a premium for the Thing and then pick it up cheap on ebay.

 

Absolutely out of the question. The instructions are clear: Kill the Dude, TAKE the Thing; not 'wait for the Thing to show up on eBay.' This is why the list of hirelings in fantasy RPG's doesn't include an entry for 'personal shopper.' Can we get a little genre enforcement here?

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Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing

 

Can I be Wilford Brimley?

 

So you can build a spacecraft in your basement? I think not!

 

Wait... sure, you can be Wilford Brimley, and I'll be Kurt Russel and blow your ass up with dynamite.

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