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Re: Kill the Dude with the Thing

 

On the next Oprah: "Everybody look under your seats -- you all get a free Thing!"

Tragedy struck the Oprah Winfrey show today as a free giveaway turned into a bloodbath seen by millions. Let's watch this clip:

"Everybody look under your seats -- you all get a free Thing! ... ... No, wait ... Don't ... I ... Oh MY GO--"

 

What? You didn't think all those dudes could get away with carrying Things without someone trying to kill them, did you?

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Tragedy struck the Oprah Winfrey show today as a free giveaway turned into a bloodbath seen by millions. Let's watch this clip:

"Everybody look under your seats -- you all get a free Thing! ... ... No, wait ... Don't ... I ... Oh MY GO--"

 

What? You didn't think all those dudes could get away with carrying Things without someone trying to kill them, did you?

 

Oprah's audience has dudes in it?

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There's a catch, of course.

 

 

You have to sit through the show.

 

In all seriousness, have you seen what she hands out on that one show? My sister was watching said show once, and let me tell you, sitting through her show for an hour is totally worth the thousands of dollars of swag you take away.

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Well, reference is made to The Dude With "The" Thing - and that Dudes without "The" Thing are of no importance. Absolutely nothing about a possibility of multiple Things (hence, "a" Thing).

 

I'm guessing some kind of Universal Constant or Natural Law is happening here. Just like with The Dude, there is "The" Thing. and maybe some lesser things of no importance.

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In all seriousness' date=' have you seen what she hands out on that one show? My sister was watching said show once, and let me tell you, sitting through her show for an hour is totally worth the thousands of dollars of swag you take away.[/quote']

 

I just saw something on the morning news where she gave away a flipping CAR! I'm not even kidding you.

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