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You Know You've Been Playing Champions Too Long When...


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... you're about to get into a fight, and you threaten the guy with "six dice worth of pain."

 

... you've got hexmaps of your home, workplace, and other favorite locales. (Yeah, hexmaps. I'm old-school.)

 

... you ever consoled yourself, "I may be weak, but that just means it's cheaper for me to buy Martial Arts."

 

... you even understood the one above.

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Re: You Know You've Been Playing Champions Too Long When...

 

... You start to stat our people you know by Hero rules. Starting with yourself.

 

.... you have a 3 shelf bookcase devoted to Hero stuff. (especially if it is overflowing) And you have stuff with at least three versions of the rules on it.

 

.... you get "the shakes" when you haven't played in a while.

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Re: You Know You've Been Playing Champions Too Long When...

 

... you've tried to convince a GM to let you take the Mastermind option.

 

... home improvement projects are derailed by DEF and BODY calculations.

 

... you list Mark Williams as an early artistic inspiration.

 

... you can remember a time before 18s and 23s.

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Re: You Know You've Been Playing Champions Too Long When...

 

When you use more of your Christmas bonus on the new 6th Edition than for presence for your kids.

 

Whenever you see a new superhero on TV, Movie, or comic book you begin to convert them over.

 

You misspell "presence" instead of "presents" in the previous post.

You read the above posts, and start wondering how much a disad is for "extra Presence, only during Christmas season."

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Re: You Know You've Been Playing Champions Too Long When...

 

when the fifteen year old kid you taught to play Champions just RETIRED from the Navy.

 

Methinks you're speaking from experience...

 

Speaking of which: You've been playing Champions too long when...

 

... during your annual performance review at work, you ask your boss, "How many XP do I get?"

 

... you tell your pregnant wife, "I hope you give birth soon -- I can use the extra character points."

 

... your kid is getting bullied, and your advice is to "just buy off the Hunted."

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