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The Fantastik Four

 

Pelted with cosmic rays while they were cleaning the International Space station, the Fantastic Four is led by Mr. Fantastic.

Mr. Fantastik, who has the ability to create copious amounts of multipurpose cleaner in a fine spray, and whose body has the powers of paper towels, enabling him to clean up after himself.

 

The Inedible Girl, with the powers of being completely inedible (invulnerability plus a high-point damage shield triggered by being engulfed). She is also able to

The Human Stove, able to cook things with his bare hands! (flame powers, different areas of interest).

 

The ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thong. The less said, the better. :D

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"The Inedible Girl, with the powers of being completely inedible (invulnerability plus a high-point damage shield triggered by being engulfed). She is also able to"

 

Able to what? to WHAT?! I HAVE TO KNOW!!!! OMG I am going to have nightmares now!!!!

 

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Tony Salt was a wealthy and famous television chef who was kidnapped by terrorist so he could make cherry bombs. Using his doctorate in home economics he built a set a powered armor from his stove and now fights evil as The Iron Chef. His girlfriend is Pepper Shaker.

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Speedoman runs so fast that only his indestructible shorts...

 

The Flesh is...profoundly disgusting.

 

Hack-Man and Hack-Woman fight crime...by intruding on its computer systems.

 

Green Error. A berserk robot easily spotted in the darkness thanks to its flashing green light.

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The Amazing Spidermonkey

 

While touring the Museum of Mostly-Natural History and Petting Zoo on a high-school field trip, Parker Peters is bitten my a radioactive spider monkey, giving him incredible agility, proportional strength, and the ability to fling poo with amazing accuracy, although he is reluctant to use this latter power as there just isn't enough Purell in the world to make that seem like a good idea.

 

Batt-Man

 

Wayne Bruce was picked-on and beaten up regularly in school, which only ended when he was a junior in high school when he finally shot up from 5'3" to 6'3". It wasn't until he was a Senior that he realized that perhaps he was now in a position to do something about bullying. During College he studied Martial Arts, Philosophy, and human behavior so as to be better able to deal with bullies, hopefully by talking sense to them in a way that they understood.

 

Suffering injury he first time he tried to intervene in a violent situation, Wayne realized he needed some form of armor. As Wayne isn't a multimillionaire (what we used to say when "billionaire" was only a theoretical concept), he obtained help from various sources in the low-powered supers community, and obtained a padded suit filled with a high-tech temperature-stabilizing fiber with superb energy-damping qualities.

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The Sceptre is a maybe-living-maybe-not entity that doubles as the Scepter with the Cross, one of the British crown jewels. His powers are mystical, not well elucidated, and seem to be nearly infinite as long as he is within the limits of the old British Empire. At times he has to be physically present as the bejeweled sceptre in the hands of the Queen, but when merely on display in a case, he leaves a persistent illusion behind. Eternally keeping a stiff upper lip, those who see his humanoid form may judge him to be a perpetually grim sort, missing the quirky dry humor that shows through at the expense of Frenchmen, North Americans, people who are afraid of the dark, since (as he says) the sun never sets on him.

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Tony Salt was a wealthy and famous television chef who was kidnapped by terrorist so he could make cherry bombs. Using his doctorate in home economics he built a set a powered armor from his stove and now fights evil as The Iron Chef. His girlfriend is Pepper Shaker.

 

Iron Man, Iron Man.

Does whatever an iron can.

Presses shirts, squashes pants,

Puts the crease in your pants.

Look out, here comes the Iron Man.

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Batt-Man

 

Wayne Bruce was picked-on and beaten up regularly in school, which only ended when he was a junior in high school when he finally shot up from 5'3" to 6'3". It wasn't until he was a Senior that he realized that perhaps he was now in a position to do something about bullying. During College he studied Martial Arts, Philosophy, and human behavior so as to be better able to deal with bullies, hopefully by talking sense to them in a way that they understood.

 

Some local morningtime DJs used to do skits about Buttman and his sidekick Swallow.

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Red Toronado-Android with the ability to turn himself into an Oldsmobile.

 

The Flask-Fastest drinker on earth

 

Stuperman-The Flask after one too many

 

Black Canard-A common woman falsely assumed to be a super-hero who just likes wearing fishnet stocks.

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Supperman! Swanson TV Dinner's new spokesperson, able to heat frozen turkey in a single bound!

 

Bonder Woman! very clingy, always sticking around, Occasionally mistaken for her niece, Bondage Babe....

 

Nightwong: Former sidekick of the chinese Batman, now fighting crime on his own.

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The Red Tomato: Android with power over vegetables (or are they fruits?)

 

Technically they're berries, OSIBT*.

 

The Blue Beatles

When a rock-n-roll band from liverpool is hit by cosmic rays during a concert, they gain superpowers!

 

*Or So I've Been Told.

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The Black Terrier - Bob Benton's yappy mutt gets a hold of his secret formula and becomes the newest dog soldier in the war on crime.

 

The Green Llama - A promising and talented young pack animal is raised and trained in the mystic secrets of South America by monks.

 

Miss Mosque - Secret ID, yes. Secret Muslim, no.

 

Pie Roman - Guy with a history fetish fights evil with his deadly pastry skills.

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