Starlord Posted November 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 If you want to be left alone, try wearing a fake ankle monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Won't work nearly as well as a real one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of everyone else. Tom Cowan and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Don't worry if the people around you don't understand your journey. They don't need to; it's not for them. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Pariah said: Don't worry if the people around you don't understand your journey. They don't need to; it's not for them. But what if I don't understand my journey? Shouldn't there be a map or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Man said: But what if I don't understand my journey? Shouldn't there be a map or something? Well, yes, but as far as I've ever been able to determine, you make it as you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 And depending on who or what you are, you change your story depending on who you're trying to impress at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you're supposed to be doing something else. Pariah and DentArthurDent 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 Don't trip over something that's behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 "Write with nouns and verbs, not with adjectives and adverbs. The adjective hasn't been built that can pull a weak or inaccurate noun out of a tight place." From Strunk & White's The Elements of Style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 Running away from your problems is a race you can never win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 ... unless it is your goal to be annihilated by unforeseen problems before the longstanding ones complete your ruin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted June 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 Don't worry about people who talk about you behind your back. They're behind you for a reason. If they mattered, they'd be beside you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 Easier to whack! Pariah and Starlord 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 Seek not revenge; the rotten fruits will fall by themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2023 Report Share Posted July 24, 2023 Don't let someone who has never been in your shoes tell you how to tie the laces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2023 Report Share Posted July 29, 2023 Think once before you act, twice before you speak, and three times before you post on social media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted July 29, 2023 Report Share Posted July 29, 2023 3 hours ago, Pariah said: Think once before you act, twice before you speak, and three times before you post on social media. Hopefully about the subject at hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 29, 2023 Report Share Posted July 29, 2023 Why? More phone when you don’t! Purple fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 4, 2023 Report Share Posted August 4, 2023 You can’t convince a person who things the world is “right side up” when it is actually upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 If you rely on another person for coffee, and you treat that person badly, I'd say there's a pretty good chance you're getting decaf—and you absolutely deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. On the other hand, don't be too quick to credit stupidity in the face of obvious villainy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 It is a bit of both really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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