Old Man Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 6 hours ago, Cancer said: Like shoplifters, but they steal scale measurements. Instead of shops? Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 Forget Romeo and juliet. If you're smart, you'll work for a relationship like Gomez and Morticia. Tjack, Starlord and wcw43921 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 If you want to get your relatives speaking to one another again over the holidays, try sending a heartfelt Christmas card with a picture of your family with a child nobody knows. Pariah, Grailknight and Old Man 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 That's a great tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 It is better to walk the road alone than to walk with a crowd going the wrong direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: It is better to walk the road alone than to walk with a crowd going the wrong direction. especially in a time of pandemic Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 Try periodically asking your family members for small amounts of cash...that way none of them will ever come to you when they need money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 There are few problems that can't be solved by a diabolical diplomatic and strategic mind backed up by photon torpedoes. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 A moment of patience exercised during a moment of anger will save you a hundred moments of regret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 On 11/23/2021 at 9:26 AM, Starlord said: If you want to get your relatives speaking to one another again over the holidays, try sending a heartfelt Christmas card with a picture of your family with a child nobody knows. It’s too late now but I just thought that to really screw with the a$$#oles in the family, make sure the extra kid is a different race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 Life's a joke. i forgot the punchline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 It's not as if we'll come out of it alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 Well that is the thing...we should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 27, 2021 Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 50 minutes ago, tkdguy said: It's not as if we'll come out of it alive. Speak for yourself, mortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 Mortal or morsel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 The terms are not mutually exclusive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you; their tastes may be different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 Do unto others... then run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 18 hours ago, tkdguy said: Do unto others... then run! Correction: Do unto others before they do to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Asperion said: Correction: Do unto others before they do to you. But don't forget to run afterwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 Old Man and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Adjust to someone's absence rather than being frustrated by their presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 ... But before they're gone, consider the situation if you cannot get them back, and see if this alters your perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 On 1/10/2022 at 9:30 AM, Starlord said: Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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